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Threebean

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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #150 on: October 19, 2016, 02:50:46 PM »

The Skinny Monsters sampler on the sis remotely reasonable at $75?
Don't ask Fish or Bean.
No comment, ask Fish and Bean then wait for TravellinDave to tell you to be patient
What did I miss, here? Did everybody turn into women this morning? This is like having a conversation with my wife.
She sounds cool
Well, she is...but like any woman sometimes the thought and conversation process is non-linear.
Sometimes?
Always.
No, no, no...sometimes women are completely linear.  For example, if you ask your wife if you can buy a new Corvette, she'll get right to "No!" in the shortest possible time.
I have to disagree.  The "no" part usually is preceded by a long and winding "why the hell do you think you should buy a Corvette" tirade which jumps between current and past grievances, her benefit (lack thereof), and acquaintances/relatives examples which are inexplicably applicable.  Then a back track over some of that freshly plowed ground to eventually conclude with "no".
In my experience, it starts with "no," followed by a demand for an explanation what possessed me to even think about it, followed by all the rest that you describe.  But she gets to "no" first.
I guess my warden figures the "no" is understood so just skips to the fun part.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #151 on: October 19, 2016, 02:52:21 PM »

The Skinny Monsters sampler on the sis remotely reasonable at $75?
Don't ask Fish or Bean.
No comment, ask Fish and Bean then wait for TravellinDave to tell you to be patient
What did I miss, here? Did everybody turn into women this morning? This is like having a conversation with my wife.
She sounds cool
Well, she is...but like any woman sometimes the thought and conversation process is non-linear.
Sometimes?
Always.
No, no, no...sometimes women are completely linear.  For example, if you ask your wife if you can buy a new Corvette, she'll get right to "No!" in the shortest possible time.
I have to disagree.  The "no" part usually is preceded by a long and winding "why the hell do you think you should buy a Corvette" tirade which jumps between current and past grievances, her benefit (lack thereof), and acquaintances/relatives examples which are inexplicably applicable.  Then a back track over some of that freshly plowed ground to eventually conclude with "no".
In my experience, it starts with "no," followed by a demand for an explanation what possessed me to even think about it, followed by all the rest that you describe.  But she gets to "no" first.
I guess my warden figures the "no" is understood so just skips to the fun part.
She's waiting for you to wrap up that crown molding first.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #152 on: October 19, 2016, 02:52:33 PM »

Ok, fun time is over. Hazzuh!
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #153 on: October 19, 2016, 02:54:08 PM »

Ok, fun time is over. Hazzuh!
Later, LTG. GO INDIANS!
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Threebean

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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #154 on: October 19, 2016, 03:24:40 PM »

The Skinny Monsters sampler on the sis remotely reasonable at $75?
Don't ask Fish or Bean.
No comment, ask Fish and Bean then wait for TravellinDave to tell you to be patient
What did I miss, here? Did everybody turn into women this morning? This is like having a conversation with my wife.
She sounds cool
Well, she is...but like any woman sometimes the thought and conversation process is non-linear.
Sometimes?
Always.
No, no, no...sometimes women are completely linear.  For example, if you ask your wife if you can buy a new Corvette, she'll get right to "No!" in the shortest possible time.
I have to disagree.  The "no" part usually is preceded by a long and winding "why the hell do you think you should buy a Corvette" tirade which jumps between current and past grievances, her benefit (lack thereof), and acquaintances/relatives examples which are inexplicably applicable.  Then a back track over some of that freshly plowed ground to eventually conclude with "no".
In my experience, it starts with "no," followed by a demand for an explanation what possessed me to even think about it, followed by all the rest that you describe.  But she gets to "no" first.
I guess my warden figures the "no" is understood so just skips to the fun part.
She's waiting for you to wrap up that crown molding first.
Don't know what you're talking about.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #155 on: October 19, 2016, 03:36:29 PM »



She's waiting for you to wrap up that crown molding first.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Sheesh. What ever happened to bros before hos?

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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #156 on: October 19, 2016, 04:15:17 PM »

Back on eastern time.  Hey, it's hot here!
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #157 on: October 19, 2016, 04:19:19 PM »

CLE Habano lit, see if I can get a couple of reports done.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #158 on: October 19, 2016, 04:23:44 PM »

CLE Habano lit, see if I can get a couple of reports done.
That sounds like working and playing at the same time.  Is that possible?
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #159 on: October 19, 2016, 04:56:26 PM »



CLE Habano lit, see if I can get a couple of reports done.
That sounds like working and playing at the same time.  Is that possible?

That was my plan today but the "play" part never happened. This week is going by way too quickly.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #160 on: October 19, 2016, 04:59:31 PM »

Afternoon Gropers

V Lancero lit
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #161 on: October 19, 2016, 05:04:28 PM »

Afternoon Gropers

V Lancero lit
That sounds good. It's supposed to rain and get much cooler the next couple of days so I'll have to make a point of smoking something good tonight.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #162 on: October 19, 2016, 05:08:07 PM »

Afternoon Gropers

V Lancero lit
That sounds good. It's supposed to rain and get much cooler the next couple of days so I'll have to make a point of smoking something good tonight.
Pretty damn hot and humid here but cooling down tomorrow night.
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #163 on: October 19, 2016, 05:10:03 PM »

Going to get my flu shot then home for patio activities
Got my flu shot last week and it gave me the flu.  Sheesh!
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Re: 10/19/2016
« Reply #164 on: October 19, 2016, 05:13:37 PM »

Going to get my flu shot then home for patio activities
Got my flu shot last week and it gave me the flu.  Sheesh!
Better not get a Gonorrhea shot then
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