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[cigarbreath]

OK mofos, for once I'm gonna huzzah outa here before Mr. Huzzah hisself. 

This is not going to look good on your performance review!

....But have a great weekend!

Bean, DaveDave does a hazzuh not a huzzah.  A huzzah kinda Dave.

[BackyardSmoker]

I'm hoping to slide into this La Hacienda auction... unless I hold out for the coronas Sunday.

Oh, I'm getting a box of something this month. lol

[BackyardSmoker]

UPS truck just pulled up, may just be a box from Atlantic...

Well, WTF is it???

HAhaha

[South Carolina Redfish]

Sure enough just got another PSA email, still Labor Day Sale but some different items, mostly ammo this time.  No complete guns on it either.

[Travellin Dave]

Fired up a Las Mareas for afternoon break.  Mighty fine so far!

I need a smoke break... won't happen here though. One more hour!

Well, this is a smoke break on a day off....so a little easier to manage.

You should be on #4 then... You know Dean is.

Guess I'm not into proper retirement or vacation mode yet, this is only #2.

No, you're not! Keep going 'til you get it right!

Not too many retirees can maintain Deans Cigar & Geriatric Sex Pace.

I'm just trying to keep up with the cigar side of things.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

Got to go pick up my truck.  Later all

[BackyardSmoker]

Got to go pick up my truck.  Later all

Pick 'em up truck

[Travellin Dave]

UPS truck just pulled up, may just be a box from Atlantic...

Well, WTF is it???

Box of the Las Calaveras 2016 sampler  (been smoking the three and putting away the perfecto)
5ers of:
Crowned Heads Le Careme Canonazo
Las Mareas Olas
Casa Fernandez Master Mason Robusto
1 each of
La Barba Purple
La Barba Red

[razgueado]

Fired up a Las Mareas for afternoon break.  Mighty fine so far!

I need a smoke break... won't happen here though. One more hour!

Well, this is a smoke break on a day off....so a little easier to manage.

You should be on #4 then... You know Dean is.

Guess I'm not into proper retirement or vacation mode yet, this is only #2.

No, you're not! Keep going 'til you get it right!

Not too many retirees can maintain Deans Cigar & Geriatric Sex Pace.

Sheesh, no kidding.  I wonder if he's just maintaining the pace he always kept, or if he's making up for lost time.

[Travellin Dave]

Just reading a piece on the R4C16 [Republicans for Clinton].

[Travellin Dave]

Fired up a Las Mareas for afternoon break.  Mighty fine so far!

I need a smoke break... won't happen here though. One more hour!

Well, this is a smoke break on a day off....so a little easier to manage.

You should be on #4 then... You know Dean is.

Guess I'm not into proper retirement or vacation mode yet, this is only #2.

No, you're not! Keep going 'til you get it right!

Not too many retirees can maintain Deans Cigar & Geriatric Sex Pace.

Sheesh, no kidding.  I wonder if he's just maintaining the pace he always kept, or if he's making up for lost time.

Apparently there were some long dry spells, particularly with the last warden.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Fired up a Las Mareas for afternoon break.  Mighty fine so far!

I need a smoke break... won't happen here though. One more hour!

Well, this is a smoke break on a day off....so a little easier to manage.

You should be on #4 then... You know Dean is.

Guess I'm not into proper retirement or vacation mode yet, this is only #2.

No, you're not! Keep going 'til you get it right!

Not too many retirees can maintain Deans Cigar & Geriatric Sex Pace.

Sheesh, no kidding.  I wonder if he's just maintaining the pace he always kept, or if he's making up for lost time.

Apparently there were some long dry spells, particularly with the last warden.

He was married. How redundant are you being?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.

But what about the cigars you were going to buy?

He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....

Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.

[BackyardSmoker]

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.

But what about the cigars you were going to buy?

He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....

Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.

Individually does make it more intimate. 

btw, You should really get some tacos tonight.

[razgueado]

Ok, boys and girls... I'm headed for the swim club to meet up with the rest of the family. Enjoy the rest of the jam.

But what about the cigars you were going to buy?

He'll wait until they're gone then complain about missing them.
You can lead a horse to water...

But he planned to....

Sorry I didn't see this sooner so that I could tell each one of you to go fuck yourselves individually.

Now who's being redundant?  It is impossible to fuck oneself in any way BUT individually.