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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #105 on: August 31, 2016, 10:49:35 AM »

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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #106 on: August 31, 2016, 10:50:26 AM »

Hope Dean has his rubbers on and four wheel drive engaged.  Gonna be a soggy couple of days.
rubber boots and no 4wd.
good morning.
You have a Jeep and no 4wd?
I didn't even know that was a thing.

As odd as it sounds, it is true. Although, I thought Dean got rid of that money pit for a dually?
no dually.
You ought to incorporate yourself as Dean's Home Repair, Masonry and Landscaping, get a couple of magnetic signs for the truck and you can write it off as a work expense.

That is actually a good idea, but he may have to apply through one of the "good 'ol boys" for the business licence.  ;)
He can do that when he's down at the courthouse for the restraining order today.

Yeah. The clerk is probably the CEO's wife.  :o
Better get the LLC while you're there too.
I am going down there next week and get all this chit straightened out! ???
Yea, yea, you just want a boat ride with the rich redhead.
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #107 on: August 31, 2016, 10:54:31 AM »

We got one overloaded on da K2 outside the building going crazy, this should be interesting.
Well he stumbled on around the corner so guess I will not see the end of the story.  I am on the 8th floor and could hear him screaming and cussing in my office.
for a second, I couldn't figure out one, what.  thought we were still talking trucks.
then he stumbled around the corner, K2 synthetic pot...  Nevermind 
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #108 on: August 31, 2016, 10:56:19 AM »

8:00 a.m. ET - TD 9 is moving a little Northwest and forward motion slowing down considerably which could well mean significant strengthening is possible.
Think Dean has it bad?  Not a good week to be vacationing in Hawaii!
Didn't even realize they got storms like that over there.
WABC news called them hurricanes, this morning, I thought they were called typhoons in the pacific ocean?
BTW, good morning boys!
You are correct sir, but most of us 'Muricans don't know typhoons, so when talking about a situation in the US, they defer to the term hurricane.  Similarly, they don't use the term cyclones as folks only think of tornado's.
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #109 on: August 31, 2016, 10:56:58 AM »

We got one overloaded on da K2 outside the building going crazy, this should be interesting.
Well he stumbled on around the corner so guess I will not see the end of the story.  I am on the 8th floor and could hear him screaming and cussing in my office.
for a second, I couldn't figure out one, what.  thought we were still talking trucks.
then he stumbled around the corner, K2 synthetic pot...  Nevermind
Small trucks or big mountains...
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #110 on: August 31, 2016, 10:59:53 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #111 on: August 31, 2016, 11:04:11 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #112 on: August 31, 2016, 11:08:38 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
That's Bernie Williams, isn't it?
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #113 on: August 31, 2016, 11:13:36 AM »

Morning Typhoon Flip
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #114 on: August 31, 2016, 11:14:55 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
That's Bernie Williams, isn't it?

That's what I thought, and would certainly explain why he was signing baseballs.  ;)
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #115 on: August 31, 2016, 11:15:53 AM »

Hope Dean has his rubbers on and four wheel drive engaged.  Gonna be a soggy couple of days.
rubber boots and no 4wd.
good morning.
You have a Jeep and no 4wd?
I didn't even know that was a thing.

As odd as it sounds, it is true. Although, I thought Dean got rid of that money pit for a dually?
no dually.
You ought to incorporate yourself as Dean's Home Repair, Masonry and Landscaping, get a couple of magnetic signs for the truck and you can write it off as a work expense.

That is actually a good idea, but he may have to apply through one of the "good 'ol boys" for the business licence.  ;)
He can do that when he's down at the courthouse for the restraining order today.

Yeah. The clerk is probably the CEO's wife.  :o
Better get the LLC while you're there too.
I am going down there next week and get all this chit straightened out! ???
Yea, yea, you just want a boat ride with the rich redhead.
Actually I am going on a boat ride with blonde from Australia (she has a super cool accent) but unfortunately her husband will be on the boat also.
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #116 on: August 31, 2016, 11:17:01 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
That's Bernie Williams, isn't it?

That's what I thought, and would certainly explain why he was signing baseballs.  ;)
Also exactly who I thought it was after Golf said who it was. ::)
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #117 on: August 31, 2016, 11:19:46 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
That's Bernie Williams, isn't it?

That's what I thought, and would certainly explain why he was signing baseballs.  ;)
Also exactly who I thought it was after Golf said who it was. ::)

Well, that would make about 4 pro athletes Tx can recognize... or give a chit about  ::)
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #118 on: August 31, 2016, 11:21:53 AM »

I once heard this guy play guitar at City Winery, for some reason,
he was signing baseballs.  that was a while ago,
that's the old blackberry on my belt, and more of my hair wasn't grey yet!

...and his name was?
That's Bernie Williams, isn't it?

That's what I thought, and would certainly explain why he was signing baseballs.  ;)
Also exactly who I thought it was after Golf said who it was. ::)
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Re: 8/31/2016
« Reply #119 on: August 31, 2016, 11:22:18 AM »

No wonder Bean and his Weiner has not stopped by this morning, he is at it again!

Man exposing himself, targeting UT students on campus

According to authorities, he sits in his car and calls students over. When they approach he exposes himself.
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