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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #90 on: August 08, 2016, 11:37:48 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!



Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Putting on makeup while drinking their morning tumbler of coffee.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #91 on: August 08, 2016, 11:39:28 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!



Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Putting on makeup while drinking their morning tumbler of coffee.
that's why they have knees, to turn the steering wheel, good morning guys... 8)
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #92 on: August 08, 2016, 11:41:12 AM »

spent a bunch of time, making a fresh salsa or pico di gallo.  got me a good deal on
some nice tomatoes.  Have cilantro, will travel, brought a bowl into work, grabbed some tostito's
on the way in.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #93 on: August 08, 2016, 11:44:29 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!

Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Putting on makeup while drinking their morning tumbler of coffee.
that's why they have knees, to turn the steering wheel, good morning guys... 8)
They also have knees in order to get on them.  Or so I heard.  Morning Flip.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #94 on: August 08, 2016, 11:44:34 AM »

spent a bunch of time, making a fresh salsa or pico di gallo.  got me a good deal on
some nice tomatoes.  Have cilantro, will travel, brought a bowl into work, grabbed some tostito's
on the way in.
Some tasty munchin' and crunchin'.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #95 on: August 08, 2016, 11:52:11 AM »

spent a bunch of time, making a fresh salsa or pico di gallo.  got me a good deal on
some nice tomatoes.  Have cilantro, will travel, brought a bowl into work, grabbed some tostito's
on the way in.
Some tasty munchin' and crunchin'.
after hours of slicing & dicing.... :D
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #96 on: August 08, 2016, 11:52:14 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!



Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Texting and talking on phones are a huge safety issue everywhere and needs to be addressed  but drinking your coffee, water or cola  is pure commie bullshit.  And this is the lie of all lie's right here:  "the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers"   It Is Intended To Generate Revenue and Nothing Else!
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #97 on: August 08, 2016, 11:52:57 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!

Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Putting on makeup while drinking their morning tumbler of coffee.
that's why they have knees, to turn the steering wheel, good morning guys... 8)
They also have knees in order to get on them.  Or so I heard.  Morning Flip.
Doing some solid draggin' this morning Bean.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #98 on: August 08, 2016, 11:53:35 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!



Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Texting and talking on phones are a huge safety issue everywhere and needs to be addressed  but drinking your coffee, water or cola  is pure commie bullshit.  And this is the lie of all lie's right here:  "the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers"   It Is Intended To Generate Revenue and Nothing Else!
Coffe poleece as if keeping the peace is enough of a job already.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #99 on: August 08, 2016, 11:55:05 AM »

NJ wins the Commie Award with this one even if it does exclude donuts!

Drinking coffee while driving could land you in hot water if a new piece of legislation passes.

A bill in New Jersey targeting distracted drivers would levy hefty fines and a possible license suspension against those who eat, drink, groom, read, or use electronic devices while behind the wheel. In other words, drive and only drive, or else!

Although the bill’s sponsors — Assemblyman John Wisniewski and Nicholas Chiaravalloti, both Democrats — claim the legislation is intended to educate, not punish, drivers, its penalties speak volumes.

“Violators could face a $200 to $400 fine for the first offense and a $400 to $600 fine for a second offense. A third or subsequent offense could mean a fine of $600 to $800 and up to a 90 day license suspension, as well as motor vehicle points,” according to nj.com.

If that isn’t punishment, one has to wonder what is.
Just applies to the driver, Chris Christie, can still eat donuts, in the back of the limo,
while state troopers drive him around.   I can't tell you how many women I see putting on eye makeup in the vanity mirror while driving.  texting is another big thing while driving here.
Putting on makeup while drinking their morning tumbler of coffee.
that's why they have knees, to turn the steering wheel, good morning guys... 8)
They also have knees in order to get on them.  Or so I heard.  Morning Flip.
Doing some solid draggin' this morning Bean.
Thank you.  My draggin's been draggin' of late, so trying to catch-up.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #100 on: August 08, 2016, 11:56:51 AM »

13  5 Vegas Gold                            Double Nickle             5.5 x 55    10/25.00
12  Joya de Nicaragua  Antano 1970  Consul                      4.5 x 52    10/37.50
11  Ashton Magnum                        Robusto                    5.0 x 50     5/37.50
10. Padilla Serie 1968                      Toro                        6.0 x 50    10/27.50
 9.  La Gloria Cubana Serie R Black     #58                         6.7 x 58     5/22.50
 8.  Oliva Master Blends III               Robusto                    5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 7.  Perdomo Champagne Sun Grown  Robusto                    5.0 x 54    5/22.50
 6   Room 101 Uncle Lee                  Perfecto                    6.5 x 50   10/39.99
 5.  Drew Estate Undercrown           Gran Toro                   6.0 x 52    5/27.50
 4.  Romeo y Julieta                       #2 Belicoso                 6.1 x 52   10/39.99
 3.  Cohiba Puro Dominicana             Toro                          6.0 x 54     5/29.99
 2.  The Griffins                             Robusto                     5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 1.  Oliva Serie V                           Double Robusto Tubo    5.0 x 54    5/29.50
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #101 on: August 08, 2016, 11:57:24 AM »

Time for a walk and a smoke, BBL.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #102 on: August 08, 2016, 12:12:21 PM »

Think I will walk down the street and pick up a sammich.
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #103 on: August 08, 2016, 12:13:04 PM »

13  5 Vegas Gold                            Double Nickle             5.5 x 55    10/25.00
12  Joya de Nicaragua  Antano 1970  Consul                      4.5 x 52    10/37.50
11  Ashton Magnum                        Robusto                    5.0 x 50     5/37.50
10. Padilla Serie 1968                      Toro                        6.0 x 50    10/27.50
 9.  La Gloria Cubana Serie R Black     #58                         6.7 x 58     5/22.50
 8.  Oliva Master Blends III               Robusto                    5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 7.  Perdomo Champagne Sun Grown  Robusto                    5.0 x 54    5/22.50
 6   Room 101 Uncle Lee                  Perfecto                    6.5 x 50   10/39.99
 5.  Drew Estate Undercrown           Gran Toro                   6.0 x 52    5/27.50
 4.  Romeo y Julieta                       #2 Belicoso                 6.1 x 52   10/39.99
 3.  Cohiba Puro Dominicana             Toro                          6.0 x 54     5/29.99
 2.  The Griffins                             Robusto                     5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 1.  Oliva Serie V                           Double Robusto Tubo    5.0 x 54    5/29.50

Can you right justify those columns - the right three?
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Re: 8/8/2016
« Reply #104 on: August 08, 2016, 12:38:10 PM »

13  5 Vegas Gold                            Double Nickle             5.5 x 55    10/25.00
12  Joya de Nicaragua  Antano 1970  Consul                      4.5 x 52    10/37.50
11  Ashton Magnum                        Robusto                    5.0 x 50     5/37.50
10. Padilla Serie 1968                      Toro                        6.0 x 50    10/27.50
 9.  La Gloria Cubana Serie R Black     #58                         6.7 x 58     5/22.50
 8.  Oliva Master Blends III               Robusto                    5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 7.  Perdomo Champagne Sun Grown  Robusto                    5.0 x 54    5/22.50
 6   Room 101 Uncle Lee                  Perfecto                    6.5 x 50   10/39.99
 5.  Drew Estate Undercrown           Gran Toro                   6.0 x 52    5/27.50
 4.  Romeo y Julieta                       #2 Belicoso                 6.1 x 52   10/39.99
 3.  Cohiba Puro Dominicana             Toro                          6.0 x 54     5/29.99
 2.  The Griffins                             Robusto                     5.0 x 50   10/39.99
 1.  Oliva Serie V                           Double Robusto Tubo    5.0 x 54    5/29.50

Can you right justify those columns - the right three?
Indeed, quality control is lacking.  Might have to slap a 483 warning letter on this operation.
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