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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #105 on: July 15, 2016, 03:13:02 PM »

What next, JP Morgan called to let me know my Company CC was one of a few thousand stolen from a vendor.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #106 on: July 15, 2016, 03:20:30 PM »

Mother effer, I was just getting ready to logoff and someone called me with an issue. WTF?
Why did you answer?
'Cause I'm an asshole.
No, it's because you're a rookie at the short-timer game. You're still trying to do a good job even though your employer told you it will never be good enough to keep you around.
It could be because you are related to my warden because she does that sort of dumbass stuff regularly.

Also, like Travellin Dave said it would be because you are a dumbass not because you are an asshole :)
Can't we compromise and call me a dumbasshole? One thing I'm not is half-assed and for the next 3 months while they're paying, I'll still do my job.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #107 on: July 15, 2016, 03:21:41 PM »

What next, JP Morgan called to let me know my Company CC was one of a few thousand stolen from a vendor.
That's the companies problem. Did someone rack up a bunch of cigar purchases on the card. WASN'T ME.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #108 on: July 15, 2016, 03:22:25 PM »

Mother effer, I was just getting ready to logoff and someone called me with an issue. WTF?
Why did you answer?
'Cause I'm an asshole.
No, it's because you're a rookie at the short-timer game. You're still trying to do a good job even though your employer told you it will never be good enough to keep you around.
It could be because you are related to my warden because she does that sort of dumbass stuff regularly.

Also, like Travellin Dave said it would be because you are a dumbass not because you are an asshole :)
Can't we compromise and call me a dumbasshole? One thing I'm not is half-assed and for the next 3 months while they're paying, I'll still do my job.
Well we want you to be happy so dumbasshole it is
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #109 on: July 15, 2016, 03:23:12 PM »

What next, JP Morgan called to let me know my Company CC was one of a few thousand stolen from a vendor.
That's the companies problem. Did someone rack up a bunch of cigar purchases on the card. WASN'T ME.
No purchases of any kind. 
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #110 on: July 15, 2016, 03:45:47 PM »

A moderate actual temperature of 106 degrees here
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #111 on: July 15, 2016, 03:52:15 PM »

BOSTON (CBS) — It’s all over. Tom Brady is dropping the fight.

The Patriots quarterback announced via Facebook on Friday that he will drop his appeal of the four-game suspension issued to him over DeflateGate, thus putting an end to a lengthy legal battle.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2016, 03:56:27 PM »

truck is loaded with room to spare.
Throw the other lady in there, too.
the way women pack there definately wouldn't be room.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #113 on: July 15, 2016, 03:58:57 PM »

A moderate actual temperature of 106 degrees here
only 88 here with a feel like 96. significant tstorm blowing in with dime size hail and winds to 50 mph. cooling things off a bit.
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #114 on: July 15, 2016, 04:04:45 PM »

A moderate actual temperature of 106 degrees here
only 88 here with a feel like 96. significant tstorm blowing in with dime size hail and winds to 50 mph. cooling things off a bit.
Right now about a mile from my house
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #115 on: July 15, 2016, 04:07:34 PM »

6th straight record high close for the DOW!

+ 10 @ 18,517
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #116 on: July 15, 2016, 04:34:27 PM »

Tito's poured and AF 8-5-8 cut - headed out to the pool!
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2016, 05:00:17 PM »

loading truck. got a small fridge cleaned up and working. better than a big ass cooler and ice. now to arrange the 'dressers', bed, grill, chairs, table, tent, etc. sheesh. maybe I ought to invest in a little camper.
Are you camping or just moving?
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #118 on: July 15, 2016, 05:00:20 PM »

Nice and cool in this pool
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Re: 7/15/2016
« Reply #119 on: July 15, 2016, 05:00:51 PM »

loading truck. got a small fridge cleaned up and working. better than a big ass cooler and ice. now to arrange the 'dressers', bed, grill, chairs, table, tent, etc. sheesh. maybe I ought to invest in a little camper.
Are you camping or just moving?
Well it is Dean!
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