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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #225 on: July 13, 2016, 07:09:59 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #226 on: July 13, 2016, 07:12:15 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
Indeed.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #227 on: July 13, 2016, 07:21:52 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
More about getting the most headlines than doing the most good.  Just sayin'…
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #228 on: July 13, 2016, 07:24:32 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #229 on: July 13, 2016, 07:28:55 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #230 on: July 13, 2016, 07:29:35 PM »

Edward Snowden
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Break classification rules for the public's benefit, and you could be exiled.

Do it for personal benefit, and you could be President.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #231 on: July 13, 2016, 07:31:50 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #232 on: July 13, 2016, 07:36:22 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
Well, most of the junk mail is from marketing partners. Because the NRA can't use dues revenue for lobbying, they have corporate partners, which also extends their strength. Like I said, I support both. But NRA is the king of the hill, so far.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #233 on: July 13, 2016, 07:40:43 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
Never even heard of GOA. Therfore I'd have to imagine that the NRA is probably more influential. Just sayin'.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #234 on: July 13, 2016, 07:42:54 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
Never even heard of GOA. Therfore I'd have to imagine that the NRA is probably more influential. Just sayin'.
Tex is right, though. GOA is more efficient. That's because they are a straight lobbying group. NRA is two organizations. The NRA itself, and the NRA-ILA which is the lobbying company.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #235 on: July 13, 2016, 07:48:21 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
I don't doubt that GOA is a better organization. My point was more about wishing the cigar industry had a similar organization to the NRA that didn't kowtow to the squeaky wheels of this country by budging or compromising with regard to defending an individual's rights.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #236 on: July 13, 2016, 07:53:06 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
I don't doubt that GOA is a better organization. My point was more about wishing the cigar industry had a similar organization to the NRA that didn't kowtow to the squeaky wheels of this country by budging or compromising with regard to defending an individual's rights.
If only cigar smoking were an explicit constitutional right, and 30%+ of the American public were buying cigars.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #237 on: July 13, 2016, 07:56:28 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
I don't doubt that GOA is a better organization. My point was more about wishing the cigar industry had a similar organization to the NRA that didn't kowtow to the squeaky wheels of this country by budging or compromising with regard to defending an individual's rights.
If only cigar smoking were an explicit constitutional right, and 30%+ of the American public were buying cigars.
The right to bear stogies!
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #238 on: July 13, 2016, 07:58:17 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
I don't doubt that GOA is a better organization. My point was more about wishing the cigar industry had a similar organization to the NRA that didn't kowtow to the squeaky wheels of this country by budging or compromising with regard to defending an individual's rights.
If only cigar smoking were an explicit constitutional right, and 30%+ of the American public were buying cigars.
The right to bear stogies!
We could have managed it back in the 90's if we'd thought clearly enough to include Bill Clinton's right to stogie interns.
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Re: 7/13/2016
« Reply #239 on: July 13, 2016, 07:58:33 PM »

Good morning, bitches!
Glad to see you finally rolled out of bed!
Rolling? Fat joke? I shouldn't have had that 4th slice of pizza last night?
Of course you should have, you're a beautiful Nubian princess.
Yeah, I am!
One out of three...
An Eyetalian Ehmerikan princess?
Afternoon Mr. BuckeyeBreath.
HotandHumidBreath.
My breath stop the banter?
Well, you're here, must be your fault. Was my fault all morning.
Just sharing the burden…
Think of it as an honor... where else do you get credit for influencing the direction of anything?
RNC?
Well, I own guns, so if O'Bummer is to be believed, I'm causing the murder rate to go up.
Very influential.
And I'm putting my family at risk, and teaching violence to my children, and I belong to the NRA, so I'm enabling the destruction of the country, blah, blah, blah...
By the way, I don't own a gun but am considering joining the NRA. We need more organizations like it. Big gubment needs to stop. Unfortunately there really is too little, if any, difference between the two parties.
Please consider joining the Gun Owners of America rather than the NRA.  You don't have to own a gun.  They are much more representative of everyday gun owners than the NRA and very effective lobbyists.  They also use your money a lot more wisely.
I support the GOA as well, but define "more wisely."
Their overhead % is exponentially lower and they don't spend more than your annual dues on junk mail postage to the members.  I dumped the NRA a long time ago.
I don't doubt that GOA is a better organization. My point was more about wishing the cigar industry had a similar organization to the NRA that didn't kowtow to the squeaky wheels of this country by budging or compromising with regard to defending an individual's rights.
Well I will say that gun owners have been required to fight congress for their rights for a long long time but the cigar smokers have only in more recent years had to fight for their rights.  Also, guns are a hugely larger industry than cigars thus there are a lot more voices.

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