We have got an old drunk heffer admin asst here that is so pilled up she can't find her ass with both hands. Came and asked me when I moved to this office. I moved about 6 months ago and she has been back here no less than 50 times.
She has red hair and could be Lucile Ball's twin and has an adult drug addict daughter that has never worked for more than 2 weeks consecutively, for some reason I keep thinking I should give her Dean's number.