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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #165 on: June 09, 2016, 05:07:57 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
You take some pharmacists word over banter advise?
Just a plot by those commie drug companies.
I get your point but I want to get this shit done with!
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #166 on: June 09, 2016, 05:09:16 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #167 on: June 09, 2016, 05:12:18 PM »

What did Granny call it on the Beverly Hillbillies?  Her Rumatiz medicine?
Rheumatism Medicine
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #168 on: June 09, 2016, 05:13:27 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #169 on: June 09, 2016, 05:15:06 PM »

What did Granny call it on the Beverly Hillbillies?  Her Rumatiz medicine?
Rheumatism Medicine
Granny’s still was legendary but good luck finding a picture of it. You’re more likely to find pictures of her brewing her “spring tonic”, which was almost certainly beer (or maybe a strong ale). The spring tonic was brewed up in an open vat and produced a lot of foam.

The alcohol jokes were often funny but they contributed to a trope about Appalachian home remedies that maybe was not quite so helpful to people. For example, Granny joked that her Rheumatism Medicine didn’t actually cure the aches and pains, “but it sure makes you happy you got it”. In fact, alcohol increases inflammation throughout the body so the worst thing you can do for rheumatism is get drunk.
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #170 on: June 09, 2016, 05:17:53 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #171 on: June 09, 2016, 05:19:00 PM »

Fuk'n Commies

The Second Amendment doesn't protect a right to concealed firearms, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Thursday.
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #172 on: June 09, 2016, 05:19:30 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
d
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
No my shingles pills do
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #173 on: June 09, 2016, 05:26:38 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
d
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
No my shingles pills do
Damn. That's a dilemma. Alcohol exacerbates inflammation. And shingles is an inflammation, right?
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #174 on: June 09, 2016, 05:36:38 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
Every single one as well as every beer bottle.
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #175 on: June 09, 2016, 05:37:13 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
Every single one as well as every beer bottle.
Greetings from the Commie Surgeon General.
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #176 on: June 09, 2016, 05:39:28 PM »

Fuk'n Commies

The Second Amendment doesn't protect a right to concealed firearms, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Thursday.
Ninth Circuit Court IS the Commie Court!
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #177 on: June 09, 2016, 05:39:43 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
d
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
No my shingles pills do
Damn. That's a dilemma. Alcohol exacerbates inflammation. And shingles is an inflammation, right?
Shingles is a virus
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #178 on: June 09, 2016, 05:40:09 PM »

Fuk'n Commies

The Second Amendment doesn't protect a right to concealed firearms, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Thursday.
Ninth Circuit Court IS the Commie Court!
I think they all are now
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Re: 6/9/2016
« Reply #179 on: June 09, 2016, 05:40:58 PM »

Fuk'n performance management B.S.   Last damn year and I am not going to be here when this one ends. 

Chit is making my shingles hurt, need to get home and get some pills.
Need to have that objective to get you through.
Cigar and your heart medicine will help even more....ask Raz!
Raz sez double up on the heart medicine.
d
But the pill bottle sez avoid alcohol
What the hell kind of heart medicine are you taking that isn't bourbon?
You take red wine for your heart, at least that is what my father told the cardiologist.
And you have a bottle of wine that says avoid alcohol?
No my shingles pills do
Damn. That's a dilemma. Alcohol exacerbates inflammation. And shingles is an inflammation, right?
Shingles is a virus
Then increase the heart medication by half and just don't leave the house. ;-)
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