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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #135 on: May 05, 2016, 02:14:02 PM »

Gotta run to the hospital to pick up a script for the wife.
remember, in this script, you play the husband, she has the wife role! ::)
This is exactly the type of humor we're missing at CF. ;)
What do you mean, bro?
You heard me, bro!
Eli sucks, bro!
I'll bet he doesn't win another Super Bowl before the pre-season, bro!
Wait, those odds aren't enough in my favor, bro! I bet Eli doesn't win another Super Bowl after he retires...bro!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #136 on: May 05, 2016, 02:20:53 PM »

Gotta run to the hospital to pick up a script for the wife.
remember, in this script, you play the husband, she has the wife role! ::)
This is exactly the type of humor we're missing at CF. ;)
What do you mean, bro?
You heard me, bro!
Eli sucks, bro!
I'll bet he doesn't win another Super Bowl before the pre-season, bro!
Wait, those odds aren't enough in my favor, bro! I bet Eli doesn't win another Super Bowl after he retires...bro!
I'll take that bet at 600-to-1 odds, bro!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #137 on: May 05, 2016, 02:21:10 PM »

Alright, bros. Time to pack it in for the day. Hazzuh!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #138 on: May 05, 2016, 02:34:47 PM »

I'm confused, bro
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #139 on: May 05, 2016, 02:38:33 PM »

I'm confused, bro
it all started when golf substituted script for prescription...
they talk funny in Ohio.
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #140 on: May 05, 2016, 02:41:51 PM »

I'm confused, bro
it all started when golf substituted script for prescription...
they talk funny in Ohio.

I figured it was a who got to spoon Nate thing.
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #141 on: May 05, 2016, 02:59:39 PM »

I'm confused, bro
it all started when golf substituted script for prescription...
they talk funny in Ohio.
Especially that close to Cleveland  :-X
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #142 on: May 05, 2016, 03:05:52 PM »

FDA regulations coming at 10:30am ET

http://halfwheel.com/fda-to-announce-cigar-regulations-today/113842?utm_content=buffer21d75&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Now that is some NEW News there!

Excellent reporting Golf!

Hopefully it will be Option 2 which mostly means all cigars will be like Gurkha's and have a fat MSRP then 80% off.  Option #1 is probably a painful death penalty for the premium cigar industry.  With either one though new cigar blends will be slow to arrive in the future.
Oof.
http://halfwheel.com/fda-chooses-option-1-will-regulate-premium-cigars/113855?utm_content=bufferf4084&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Oof is actually spelled FUCT!   

PTL for 3 full tubs!!!
Interesting, I have seen 5 news articles on this today and every one  of them addressed the "vapes" issues but nothing regarding the ciigar issues.
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #143 on: May 05, 2016, 03:53:04 PM »

Now this is a real crime story here!

  Cops seek killer of man who washed ashore in 'cement shoes'

By COLLEEN LONG
Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) - The victim washed ashore in Brooklyn, his body wrapped in plastic garbage bags, his head and hands covered in duct tape and his feet submerged in concrete - fitted with a pair of fabled "cement shoes.

Authorities on Thursday searched for suspects in the death of Peter Martinez, who was identified through his tattoos and a fingerprint. Officials say he might have been asphyxiated, but further study is needed to determine a cause of death and how long he was in the water.

Meanwhile, his feet were set in a plastic bucket filled with concrete that weighed more than 50 pounds, according to police records. The theatrical method of weighing down a body has been chronicled in books like E. L. Doctorow's "Billy Bathgate" and in crime novels as a threat by mobsters bent on torturing their victims as they stood, alive, while the heavy substance dried. People call them cement shoes, though they're technically concrete, which is cement powder mixed with water and sand or gravel.
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #144 on: May 05, 2016, 04:01:01 PM »

Markets Closed

DOW   -9 @ 17,660
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #145 on: May 05, 2016, 04:01:38 PM »

Going Home to enjoy a Cigar on this wonderful warm sunny day, Later Folks!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #146 on: May 05, 2016, 04:04:28 PM »

Now this is a real crime story here!

  Cops seek killer of man who washed ashore in 'cement shoes'

By COLLEEN LONG
Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) - The victim washed ashore in Brooklyn, his body wrapped in plastic garbage bags, his head and hands covered in duct tape and his feet submerged in concrete - fitted with a pair of fabled "cement shoes.

Authorities on Thursday searched for suspects in the death of Peter Martinez, who was identified through his tattoos and a fingerprint. Officials say he might have been asphyxiated, but further study is needed to determine a cause of death and how long he was in the water.

Meanwhile, his feet were set in a plastic bucket filled with concrete that weighed more than 50 pounds, according to police records. The theatrical method of weighing down a body has been chronicled in books like E. L. Doctorow's "Billy Bathgate" and in crime novels as a threat by mobsters bent on torturing their victims as they stood, alive, while the heavy substance dried. People call them cement shoes, though they're technically concrete, which is cement powder mixed with water and sand or gravel.
apparently he didn't sleep with the fishes, but floated ashore with the tide...
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #147 on: May 05, 2016, 04:28:28 PM »

Going Home to enjoy a Cigar on this wonderful warm sunny day, Later Folks!
The bar that is attached to the cigar bar is having Margarita's and tacos tonight.. Perfect since it's raining and chilly again.. Enjoy!!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #148 on: May 05, 2016, 04:34:12 PM »

Going Home to enjoy a Cigar on this wonderful warm sunny day, Later Folks!
The bar that is attached to the cigar bar is having Margarita's and tacos tonight.. Perfect since it's raining and chilly again.. Enjoy!!
might be Cinco de mayo related!
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Re: 5/5/2016 - Happy Cinco de Mayo!
« Reply #149 on: May 05, 2016, 04:34:36 PM »

take care guys, heading home myself....
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