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[BackyardSmoker]

Can't recall TxDave's locale of choice, but there is Bluffton, SC on the list. Athens, GA kinda surprised me.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/best-places-retire-2016-094500221.html

[razgueado]

Howdy, Flip... Bret, GFY!

Aw, you always say the sweetest things.

I know, right. I had to get one in today...

TNWSS.

[BackyardSmoker]

C'mon boys, it's Tuesday!

Without JWacky and for the most part Fishy, Tuesdays have pretty much lost their punch.

Okay, fine. Morning, muthafuckas.

Nice try but it ain't the same. You need to find your inner nasty.

Good morning, Raz.

Don't know that Raz has it in him (not that that's necessarily a bad thing)

Yeah, I probably don't. And if I did, I'd have to keep it in. I carry a firearm. I'm not allowed to give vent to my inner asshole much. My sensei says it's the pathway to defeat.

You can give in to your inner asshole as often as you like, you just have to be able to separate being a general asshole from "whipping it out" as part of that.

I would contend that acting like a moderately annoying asshole increases the likelihood of turning into a major asshole, which in turn increases the odds of turning into a murderous asshole.

 "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?".

Did that originate with Carlin or Williams? I know both had variations on the line.

One of my favorite cracks.

I thought Carlin as well, but the Google gives Cosby the first couple credits...

[BackyardSmoker]

Howdy, Flip... Bret, GFY!

Aw, you always say the sweetest things.

I know, right. I had to get one in today...

TNWSS.

That Bitch!

[razgueado]

C'mon boys, it's Tuesday!

Without JWacky and for the most part Fishy, Tuesdays have pretty much lost their punch.

Okay, fine. Morning, muthafuckas.

Nice try but it ain't the same. You need to find your inner nasty.

Good morning, Raz.

Don't know that Raz has it in him (not that that's necessarily a bad thing)

Yeah, I probably don't. And if I did, I'd have to keep it in. I carry a firearm. I'm not allowed to give vent to my inner asshole much. My sensei says it's the pathway to defeat.

You can give in to your inner asshole as often as you like, you just have to be able to separate being a general asshole from "whipping it out" as part of that.

I would contend that acting like a moderately annoying asshole increases the likelihood of turning into a major asshole, which in turn increases the odds of turning into a murderous asshole.

 "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?".

Did that originate with Carlin or Williams? I know both had variations on the line.

One of my favorite cracks.

I thought Carlin as well, but the Google gives Cosby the first couple credits...

Damn. Now that you mention it, I do remember that from "Himself."

[cigarbreath]

C'mon boys, it's Tuesday!

Without JWacky and for the most part Fishy, Tuesdays have pretty much lost their punch.

Okay, fine. Morning, muthafuckas.

Nice try but it ain't the same. You need to find your inner nasty.

Good morning, Raz.

Don't know that Raz has it in him (not that that's necessarily a bad thing)

Yeah, I probably don't. And if I did, I'd have to keep it in. I carry a firearm. I'm not allowed to give vent to my inner asshole much. My sensei says it's the pathway to defeat.

You can give in to your inner asshole as often as you like, you just have to be able to separate being a general asshole from "whipping it out" as part of that.

I would contend that acting like a moderately annoying asshole increases the likelihood of turning into a major asshole, which in turn increases the odds of turning into a murderous asshole.

 "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?".

Did that originate with Carlin or Williams? I know both had variations on the line.

One of my favorite cracks.

I thought Carlin as well, but the Google gives Cosby the first couple credits...

So Carlin-esque.

[BackyardSmoker]

CB broke it

[razgueado]

CB broke it

He's always fuk'n up something.

[BackyardSmoker]

CB broke it

He's always fuk'n up something.

...and Tony's been playin' with his joystick all day... again.

[razgueado]

CB broke it

He's always fuk'n up something.

...and Tony's been playin' with his joystick all day... again.

Tony got himself a new vibrator?

[flip from jersey]

CB broke it

He's always fuk'n up something.

...and Tony's been playin' with his joystick all day... again.

Tony got himself a new vibrator?

Almost like new, I hear he changed the batteries.  His neighbors stopped him
from going green with the solar powered one. 

[cigarbreath]

CB broke it

Only thing I broke was wind.

[razgueado]

CB broke it

Only thing I broke was wind.

Repercussions, man, repercussions and collateral damage.

[flip from jersey]

Just went to a pension/retirement seminar.  just found out the Pension contribution, entitles the wife to another
3 times my salary as a death benefit before retirement, plus she gets all my contributions + interest back to the pension plan.  so just from this job between that and optional insurance (4 times) that's getting to be an RG number.

[BackyardSmoker]

Just went to a pension/retirement seminar.  just found out the Pension contribution, entitles the wife to another
3 times my salary as a death benefit before retirement, plus she gets all my contributions + interest back to the pension plan.  so just from this job between that and optional insurance (4 times) that's getting to be an RG number.

So, what your saying is you're worth more dead than alive... I wouldn't tell her anything just yet.