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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #150 on: March 31, 2016, 12:13:49 PM »

So, last night I am walking into Penn Station, and if I wasn't in a rush to make my train, I would have given the panhandler money. His sign said: "Private Jet, needs fuel".
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #151 on: March 31, 2016, 12:36:27 PM »

No deals to be found on the Mash.
You got a nice one yesterday, don't be greedy.
Very true
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #152 on: March 31, 2016, 12:38:21 PM »

Randy Travis and Charlie Daniels being inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame for all the bumpkins that care.
GFY ya Fuk'n Yankee take your ass back to NY.
bumpkins besides me!
So you meant to say "...... Other" bumpkins.

OK that is acceptable you can stay. :)
fiigured it was a given that there was country music in NY. guess I was wrong to assume the intelligence of some people. 😄
No broadcast country music station has survived in the NYC market.  got to get it from Sirrius XM.
Hello Pandora
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #153 on: March 31, 2016, 12:38:40 PM »

Afternoon Flip
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #154 on: March 31, 2016, 12:40:14 PM »

So, last night I am walking into Penn Station, and if I wasn't in a rush to make my train, I would have given the panhandler money. His sign said: "Private Jet, needs fuel".
That is a good one
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #155 on: March 31, 2016, 12:42:56 PM »

Afternoon Flip
Hey there Dave, looks like it's lunch time, still got one soup left in the
office fridge from Tuesday's mega purchase. Giant shrimp with udon, microwave will
come in handy here (didn't need it for the spicy cold noodles yesterday!).   8)
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #156 on: March 31, 2016, 12:49:03 PM »

Afternoon Flip
Hey there Dave, looks like it's lunch time, still got one soup left in the
office fridge from Tuesday's mega purchase. Giant shrimp with udon, microwave will
come in handy here (didn't need it for the spicy cold noodles yesterday!).   8)
Waiting on warden to meet me at a Chinese place.  Hot & Sour Soup and Spicy Shrimp Lo Mein for me.
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #157 on: March 31, 2016, 12:52:28 PM »

Looking more and more like my time at CFest this year will mimic a hummingbird. Turns out "take your child to workday" is the Thursday I'm supposed to leave. My kids come to my site and absolutely love it...FML
Sheesh, Ryan.
GFY! I may have to pull an all-nighter to make it worth while. Pack some Diet Mt Dew for me!
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #158 on: March 31, 2016, 12:53:00 PM »

Afternoon Flip
Hey there Dave, looks like it's lunch time, still got one soup left in the
office fridge from Tuesday's mega purchase. Giant shrimp with udon, microwave will
come in handy here (didn't need it for the spicy cold noodles yesterday!).   8)
Waiting on warden to meet me at a Chinese place.  Hot & Sour Soup and Spicy Shrimp Lo Mein for me.
Did she bring a hair dryer to work?
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #159 on: March 31, 2016, 12:56:43 PM »

Do we know a CG from Milton, DE on the devil? Sounds familiar
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2016, 01:02:08 PM »

Do we know a CG from Milton, DE on the devil? Sounds familiar
top his bid, what the hell,
  You really wanted those Gurkhas anyway!
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2016, 01:03:35 PM »

Do we know a CG from Milton, DE on the devil? Sounds familiar
top his bid, what the hell,
  You really wanted those Gurkhas anyway!
Bust his balls
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #162 on: March 31, 2016, 01:05:51 PM »

Looking more and more like my time at CFest this year will mimic a hummingbird. Turns out "take your child to workday" is the Thursday I'm supposed to leave. My kids come to my site and absolutely love it...FML
Don't tell me Springhouse doesn't put on a big show as well.
Springhouse?
Isn't that where the warden works?
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #163 on: March 31, 2016, 01:13:11 PM »

Looking more and more like my time at CFest this year will mimic a hummingbird. Turns out "take your child to workday" is the Thursday I'm supposed to leave. My kids come to my site and absolutely love it...FML
Don't tell me Springhouse doesn't put on a big show as well.
Springhouse?
Isn't that where the warden works?
Oh, she's in the Whitehouse Station building
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Re: 3/31/2016
« Reply #164 on: March 31, 2016, 01:13:46 PM »

Do we know a CG from Milton, DE on the devil? Sounds familiar
top his bid, what the hell,
  You really wanted those Gurkhas anyway!
Bust his balls
Ok, balls busted
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