This beeOtch on the train was trying to hog up a 3-seater all to herself and pretend like she couldn't hear me saying, "excuse me" because she was sleeping. Hell no!
Don't take that $hit, just sit in her lap!
F'kn people, amiright?
Thin lady. I stepped over her and had my crotch in her face when she opened her eyes. Win/win.
You're right, that probably traumatized her more, but you still should have said, "Sit the Fuck up Bitch, there are other people on the train! Little bit of public shaming help minimize repeat offenders.