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[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning smoked kippers ...

Great day to you, BD. Did you get a good night's rest so that you could do more babysitting?

I've been on this kick ever since the time change.  I can't sleep until midnight, then I wake up between 5 and 6am, and can't go back to sleep...  The kids really wore me out yesterday so I thought I would have slept good last night.

My granddaughter likes to walk on my back.  It's so nice to have kids around that are light enough to do that.  My grandson like to do that too, but when he's done he like to do one of those diving board dismounts which is a killer.  ugh..

LOL! Boys are just very different.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Happy First Day of Spring.

Looks like the start of a slow day!

It's snowing here in St. Louis, but it's not sticking..

It didn't start here yet. They are predicting up to 6" overnight. I guess we'll see if they're right in the morning.

[Bad Dad]

Everything Is Free!

Hillary is out-freeing Bernie, now she is going to give free health care to illegals.

I had supper with my son and family yesterday.  While sitting at the dinner table I said to my son, "I'm starting to get really worried about this next election."  My 7 year old granddaughter chimes in, "my friend at school, her daddy voted for that bad one.."  I said, "hun, I'm afraid they are all bad..."  And she replies, "but it was the REALLY bad one...!"

[Bad Dad]

Good morning smoked kippers ...

Great day to you, BD. Did you get a good night's rest so that you could do more babysitting?

I've been on this kick ever since the time change.  I can't sleep until midnight, then I wake up between 5 and 6am, and can't go back to sleep...  The kids really wore me out yesterday so I thought I would have slept good last night.

My granddaughter likes to walk on my back.  It's so nice to have kids around that are light enough to do that.  My grandson like to do that too, but when he's done he like to do one of those diving board dismounts which is a killer.  ugh..

LOL! Boys are just very different.

While babysitting, did you ever dose off on the couch only to be awaken by an Atomic Nut Buster...?  That's where they climb up on the back of the couch and jump on you.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Everything Is Free!

Hillary is out-freeing Bernie, now she is going to give free health care to illegals.

I had supper with my son and family yesterday.  While sitting at the dinner table I said to my son, "I'm starting to get really worried about this next election."  My 7 year old granddaughter chimes in, "my friend at school, her daddy voted for that bad one.."  I said, "hun, I'm afraid they are all bad..."  And she replies, "but it was the REALLY bad one...!"

My kids keep having this argument every evening at the dinner table; what country we're moving to if Trump should become President. My wife and I just laugh because we don't know where they get all this hatred for him. She and I have never discussed the Donald in front of them. My 10 year old daughter is voting for moving to Scotland because the unicorn is their national animal.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning smoked kippers ...

Great day to you, BD. Did you get a good night's rest so that you could do more babysitting?

I've been on this kick ever since the time change.  I can't sleep until midnight, then I wake up between 5 and 6am, and can't go back to sleep...  The kids really wore me out yesterday so I thought I would have slept good last night.

My granddaughter likes to walk on my back.  It's so nice to have kids around that are light enough to do that.  My grandson like to do that too, but when he's done he like to do one of those diving board dismounts which is a killer.  ugh..

LOL! Boys are just very different.

While babysitting, did you ever dose off on the couch only to be awaken by an Atomic Nut Buster...?  That's where they climb up on the back of the couch and jump on you.

They know better. You think you're Bad Dad. I'm the worst.

[Bad Dad]

Sheesh!

I fell back to sleep for a while.

Starting to pick up those retirement habits sir!  lol

Important to practice ahead of time!

Every once in awhile I just say, "Frick it...!" And stay in bed for a couple of days...   So it's always good to have some TV dinners, microwave popcorn, frozen hot wings, drinks and snacks around, just incase...

[A Friend of Charlie]

Sheesh!

I fell back to sleep for a while.

Starting to pick up those retirement habits sir!  lol

Important to practice ahead of time!

Every once in awhile I just say, "Frick it...!" And stay in bed for a couple of days...   So it's always good to have some TV dinners, microwave popcorn, frozen hot wings, drinks and snacks around, just incase...

Is the Mrs working?

[Bad Dad]

Everything Is Free!

Hillary is out-freeing Bernie, now she is going to give free health care to illegals.

I had supper with my son and family yesterday.  While sitting at the dinner table I said to my son, "I'm starting to get really worried about this next election."  My 7 year old granddaughter chimes in, "my friend at school, her daddy voted for that bad one.."  I said, "hun, I'm afraid they are all bad..."  And she replies, "but it was the REALLY bad one...!"

My kids keep having this argument every evening at the dinner table; what country we're moving to if Trump should become President. My wife and I just laugh because we don't know where they get all this hatred for him. She and I have never discussed the Donald in front of them. My 10 year old daughter is voting for moving to Scotland because the unicorn is their national animal.

That's funny... And knowing how Trump is, I'm sure he would be happy to buy you a ticket...

[Bad Dad]

Sheesh!

I fell back to sleep for a while.

Starting to pick up those retirement habits sir!  lol

Important to practice ahead of time!

Every once in awhile I just say, "Frick it...!" And stay in bed for a couple of days...   So it's always good to have some TV dinners, microwave popcorn, frozen hot wings, drinks and snacks around, just incase...

Is the Mrs working?

She took my bed away from me and is sleeping.  She has to go in tonight and then she'll get her weekend off. 

Last night before she left for work we got into a big fight over ice cream....  I bought groceries on Friday and I pick up some Carmel Sea Salt ice cream, but I hadn't said anything to her about it.

So she goes into this story about being at the grocery store Friday (shopping for her brother), and she saw this Carmel (some thing special) ice cream.  But when she looked closer, it said, "Yogurt...!"

I jump in and say, "Well, if you want some Carmel some thing special ice cream, there's some in the freezer...!"

She starts getting mad and said, "Your not listening to me, I said YOGURT...!!!!"

I reply, "Oh, you didn't want the Ice Cream, you wanted yogurt...?"

Now she's really pissed, "Your STILL NOT LISTENING TO ME....!!!  I SAID, I was looking in the ice cream case at some Carmel something special in it Ice Cream, but it said YOGURT...!!!!!!!!!!"

OK...I reply, "I think I've got it.  You were looking at Ice Cream, but it said yogurt, but you didn't want either... Is that what your saying...?"

She, "YES, NOW YOU'VE GOT IT....!"  (and she's really, really mad..)

So I came back with, "You were looking in the ice cream case at ice cream, but it was really yogurt, and you didn't wish to buy either.."

She's like, "YES...!"  So I say, "So if you didn't want any ice cream, why the hell were you looking at ice cream in the first place...?"

She comes back, "BECAUSE I LIKE TO LOOK AT ICE CREAM, EVEN IF I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY ICE CREAM...!!!"  And the shit is really starting to hit the fan with her...  And she headed toward the door to go off in a huff...!

Then I say, "Oh, Monday on your day off I need to use you car.  I'm going to go to the new car dealership and look as some cars that I am not interested in and don't have any plans on buying....!"

Right as she leaving I say, "Well, if you ever decide you want some Ice Cream, there some Carmel something special Ice Cream in the freezer...  And the door slams...

Good God...!

[Bad Dad]

I need a break after typing all of that....  bbl (maybe)

[Threebean]

Morning men.  At work, but on the bright side I have coffee and an Oval Hab robusto going.  Also on the bright side I won't have any BD type arguments with my wife for a few more hours.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning men.  At work, but on the bright side I have coffee and an Oval Hab robusto going.  Also on the bright side I won't have any BD type arguments with my wife for a few more hours.

Morning Mayor and Bean.  I don't have any such BD arguments myself, just a GFY and be done with it.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Been doing some yard work this morning now making some Cuban sandwiches for lunch.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning men.  At work, but on the bright side I have coffee and an Oval Hab robusto going.  Also on the bright side I won't have any BD type arguments with my wife for a few more hours.

Howdy, Beaner. I wish I worked on Sundays with coffee and cigars... And no Mrs.