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Travellin Dave

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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #90 on: March 07, 2016, 01:48:27 PM »

Everyone needs a good laugh!

A woman dancing nude on the top of a big rig was the highlight of many people's morning commute on a westbound stretch of US-290.


According to Houston TranStar footage and KHOU-TV a nude woman was dancing on the top of a big rig on Monday morning near Huffmeister just after 9 a.m.

It appears that the woman might have been involved in some fashion with a three car accident nearby and then made the leap onto the top of the big rig, a representative with TxDOT said Monday.
 
According to the Harris County Sheriff's Office the woman may also be connected to an earlier traffic incident in the Jersey Village area. Deputies said that just before 10 a.m. they were able to make contact with the woman in an attempt to pull her from the top of the big rig's cab.
Sounds like you need to head out for some field investigation TexDave!
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #91 on: March 07, 2016, 01:49:50 PM »

Afternoon Raz and Mr. Mayor.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #92 on: March 07, 2016, 01:52:16 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #93 on: March 07, 2016, 01:59:01 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Sounds like a pretty damn good deal to me.
Good deal for sure, but believe me there are a LOT of strings attached........ so not as great as it might seem!
You mean you'll have to actually work, and not just banter? Lol
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #94 on: March 07, 2016, 01:59:15 PM »

Afternoon Raz and Mr. Mayor.
Howdy-do TD.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #95 on: March 07, 2016, 02:03:19 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
Once a month does not sound like an unfair tradeoff.
Definitely not a "lot" of strings.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #96 on: March 07, 2016, 02:06:15 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
Once a month does not sound like an unfair tradeoff.
Definitely not a "lot" of strings.
But he'll also have to wear pants, so...
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #97 on: March 07, 2016, 02:08:24 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
Once a month does not sound like an unfair tradeoff.
Definitely not a "lot" of strings.
Oh no, that is only One of a shit pot full and not anywhere close to all of them........ but as I said it is still a good deal.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #98 on: March 07, 2016, 02:08:54 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
Once a month does not sound like an unfair tradeoff.
Definitely not a "lot" of strings.
But he'll also have to wear pants, so...
Pants along with sobering up.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #99 on: March 07, 2016, 02:09:48 PM »

Fuk Me To Tears that damn office meeting is finally over!

But one bit of brighter info there:   They are going to be doing some pretty major work on this building beginning sometime this summer (well that time may be a stretch) and beginning then I could foreseeably be teleworking about 80-90% of the time for the remainder of my time here.  Now that would be nice!
Now having a cigar and an adult beverage while calling in to a meeting that you have on mute.....not bad, not bad at all.  Things are looking up for you sir.
One of the little "strings" attached is we have to come in for monthly office meetings.
Once a month does not sound like an unfair tradeoff.
Definitely not a "lot" of strings.
Oh no, that is only One of a shit pot full and not anywhere close to all of them........ but as I said it is still a good deal.
In fact they are still busy making some more up before it is all sewed up.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #100 on: March 07, 2016, 02:11:52 PM »

The retirement tub2 is now classified as  full up with my recent arrivals and a few outstanding orders.
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #101 on: March 07, 2016, 02:13:47 PM »

Everyone needs a good laugh!

A woman dancing nude on the top of a big rig was the highlight of many people's morning commute on a westbound stretch of US-290.


According to Houston TranStar footage and KHOU-TV a nude woman was dancing on the top of a big rig on Monday morning near Huffmeister just after 9 a.m.

It appears that the woman might have been involved in some fashion with a three car accident nearby and then made the leap onto the top of the big rig, a representative with TxDOT said Monday.
 
According to the Harris County Sheriff's Office the woman may also be connected to an earlier traffic incident in the Jersey Village area. Deputies said that just before 10 a.m. they were able to make contact with the woman in an attempt to pull her from the top of the big rig's cab.
Helluva a hood ornament.
SHEESH!  People just can't have any fun these days!

Deputies put a stop to naked dancing woman on freeway
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #102 on: March 07, 2016, 02:16:09 PM »

Everyone needs a good laugh!

A woman dancing nude on the top of a big rig was the highlight of many people's morning commute on a westbound stretch of US-290.


According to Houston TranStar footage and KHOU-TV a nude woman was dancing on the top of a big rig on Monday morning near Huffmeister just after 9 a.m.

It appears that the woman might have been involved in some fashion with a three car accident nearby and then made the leap onto the top of the big rig, a representative with TxDOT said Monday.
 
According to the Harris County Sheriff's Office the woman may also be connected to an earlier traffic incident in the Jersey Village area. Deputies said that just before 10 a.m. they were able to make contact with the woman in an attempt to pull her from the top of the big rig's cab.
Helluva a hood ornament.
SHEESH!  People just can't have any fun these days!

Deputies put a stop to naked dancing woman on freeway
#F'knCommies
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #103 on: March 07, 2016, 02:20:25 PM »

Time to punch that clock. Hazzuh!
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Re: 3/7/2016
« Reply #104 on: March 07, 2016, 02:22:06 PM »

Everyone needs a good laugh!

A woman dancing nude on the top of a big rig was the highlight of many people's morning commute on a westbound stretch of US-290.


According to Houston TranStar footage and KHOU-TV a nude woman was dancing on the top of a big rig on Monday morning near Huffmeister just after 9 a.m.

It appears that the woman might have been involved in some fashion with a three car accident nearby and then made the leap onto the top of the big rig, a representative with TxDOT said Monday.
 
According to the Harris County Sheriff's Office the woman may also be connected to an earlier traffic incident in the Jersey Village area. Deputies said that just before 10 a.m. they were able to make contact with the woman in an attempt to pull her from the top of the big rig's cab.
Helluva a hood ornament.
SHEESH!  People just can't have any fun these days!

Deputies put a stop to naked dancing woman on freeway
#F'knCommies
yea, #PartyPooperF'kncommies
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