Being 6 Again
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 
birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. 
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up 
bright and early and off they went to a local 
theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride 
in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, 
the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! 
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme 
park, her head reeling and her stomach upside 
down. Right to a  McDonald's they went, where 
her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra 
fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then 
it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, 
a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous 
adventure! 
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and 
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly 
asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six 
again?" 
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my 
dress size." 
The moral of this story: Even when the man 
is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.