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[LuvTooGolf]

I adjusted my wife's headlights this morning...

And the rear view camera, too?

LALTS

[razgueado]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

My wife needed some new shoes, so we stopped at the Shoe Carnival in Fairview Heights.  It was 3:00 in the afternoon, and they were playing Disco and Beach Boys music.  I asked my wife, "Who are they trying to target with this music...?"  The strange thing is, I almost bought my wife some go-go boots...

Gotta love a woman in boots.

[BackyardSmoker]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

[Bad Dad]

I adjusted my wife's headlights this morning...

And the rear view camera, too?

Actually, she's scared to look at it.  She was backing out of a parking space, and kept complaining that she can't tell how close she was to the car parked across from her.  I looked at the camera view, and the car across from her was so far away that it wasn't even in the camera view.  I said, "Oh, I can see very well.  Keep going back..., now ya got it..!"  Not once did she look at the camera view.

[BackyardSmoker]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc

[Bad Dad]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

I don't make left turns.  I plan all my driving in right turns.  Let's say you want to make a left turn.  You go straight and make a right turn at the next block, then another right turn at the next block, then a final right turn at the next block, and there you have it, you're going in the direction of the original left turn.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Back to my wonderful office having a 7-11 hot dog for lunch.

[ss2]

Hey BD.

What's new in Sam's World....?

Not a whole lot BD.  just received my $7.50 marble ashtray from a page deal a coupe of days ago.  Pretty nice.  Heavy. 

[BackyardSmoker]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

I don't make left turns.  I plan all my driving in right turns.  Let's say you want to make a left turn.  You go straight and make a right turn at the next block, then another right turn at the next block, then a final right turn at the next block, and there you have it, you're going in the direction of the original left turn.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do! 

[LuvTooGolf]

I adjusted my wife's headlights this morning...

And the rear view camera, too?

Actually, she's scared to look at it.  She was backing out of a parking space, and kept complaining that she can't tell how close she was to the car parked across from her.  I looked at the camera view, and the car across from her was so far away that it wasn't even in the camera view.  I said, "Oh, I can see very well.  Keep going back..., now ya got it..!"  Not once did she look at the camera view.

I feel like that's probably for the best.

[BackyardSmoker]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

I don't make left turns.  I plan all my driving in right turns.  Let's say you want to make a left turn.  You go straight and make a right turn at the next block, then another right turn at the next block, then a final right turn at the next block, and there you have it, you're going in the direction of the original left turn.

Ahhh... The scenic route. Good thing that new car gets great gas mileage.

[BackyardSmoker]

I adjusted my wife's headlights this morning...

And the rear view camera, too?

Actually, she's scared to look at it.  She was backing out of a parking space, and kept complaining that she can't tell how close she was to the car parked across from her.  I looked at the camera view, and the car across from her was so far away that it wasn't even in the camera view.  I said, "Oh, I can see very well.  Keep going back..., now ya got it..!"  Not once did she look at the camera view.

I feel like that's probably for the best.

Agreed. Just look to make sure no curtain climbers on tricycles or other animals are there... then navigate normally.

[Bad Dad]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc

I hate that feeling...  Once I went to a computer store in St. Louis.  I was in the left lane and I knew the store was coming up within the next few blocks so I was slowing down and watching for the store.  A car got on my bumper and blew his horn non-stop for about 3 blocks before I found the store.  I was a nervous wreck.  But when I made my turn, I did it as slow as possible, almost in slow motion.  Basically, I'm a asshole at times... 

[Travellin Dave]

@NotGolfinDave....how far are you from Bedford OH?  Looks like I have to wander out there next month.

There's only one town between mine and Bedford. That'll be a nice short drive.

But most important question....how far to the nearest decent Lounge  (that is open after 6:00)

[BackyardSmoker]

G'Morning, Folks... Big Ben, Parliament.

I'll take Football and Disco for $200, Alex.

It was more like European Vacation this morning... around in circles... I just can't get left!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc

I hate that feeling...  Once I went to a computer store in St. Louis.  I was in the left lane and I knew the store was coming up within the next few blocks so I was slowing down and watching for the store.  A car got on my bumper and blew his horn non-stop for about 3 blocks before I found the store.  I was a nervous wreck.  But when I made my turn, I did it as slow as possible, almost in slow motion.  Basically, I'm a asshole at times... 

Actually sounds like he was the asshole. Did you give him the universal "you're number one" sign?