I went to Best Buy the other day to buy a new DVD player. I went into the tv department where I was approached by a young salesman. He asked me if he could help me and I replied, "I would like to buy a new DVD player." He said, "What...?" Again I said, "I would like to buy a new DVD player." He looked at me and shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but I don't know what you are talking about..?" I said, "I think I'm saying it right, it's a DVD player. You put little DVD movies into it, and you can watch movies on your tv.." He said, "Oh....., you want a Blue Ray Player...!"
It's really starting to get weird. The older I get the faster my words are become obsolete, and causing me a big communications problem.
I think the next time this happens to me, I'm going to say, "Aaaaaa, the new word for DVD player is Blue Ray. What do they call Pussy..?"