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[CigarGuy87]

Morning YellowStar.

GMornin Dave!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

Nothing we don't already expect.

[CigarGuy87]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

Happy New Year Uncle T!

[Travellin Dave]

One would think this would fire up their competition


I suggest you lovingly embrace this deal early and often. They're gonna fly. These are my lowest AJ Fernandez prices ever - which by definition means the cigar industry's lowest prices ever. The gang's all here: New World, San Lotano, and Oval in all sizes and all wrapper varieties. A straight 45% hacked off AJ Fernandez is insane, plain and simple. Why do I do it? For one, I crave your attention. Two, I can’t stomach the fat CI/Famous/Thompson-style markups….that ain’t how customers deserve to be treated. Three, these are golden factory-packed mazos (no expensive wooden boxes) which shaves down cost a bit more. Take those ingredients, bake up the cake, and it comes out looking golden brown and righteous. Real righteous. Shove your pockets full and get outta here before they disappear.

Downside is that after this, you will never feel good about buying these cigars (or any other) from any one of our dirtbag competitors again! Don't take my word for it. Scour the interwebs, check Snopes, mull it over, bust out the abacus, suck down a few chili dogs outside the Tasty-Freeze, whatever it takes.

Pulling no punches is he.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

Nothing we don't already expect.

I expected it too which is why I went back and fixed most of it. But had you given me some shit for it yesterday, you would have saved me a bunch of grief today. GFY!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

Happy New Year Uncle T!

Right back atcha, Shaun.

[Travellin Dave]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

What would be amazing is if you got it right.

[ss2]

You know, I just received my bi-hourly Monster ad in the e-mail.  Instead of saying "check out today's insane deals"  they should be saying, " check out the same old today's insane deals" .

good morning all.

About right, but the amazing thing to me is them and CI seem to be ignoring the new competition.

Morning SS

Maybe they know something we don't

IMHO it is just arrogance on their part and they figure The Page will join them sooner than later which could well be true.

True TR, it seems to me that CI started much the same way with the jams being actual good deals and now, not so much.  Time will tell.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

What would be amazing is if you got it right.

I think my track record is pretty damn good. Only messed it up twice in 5 days. That's a 60% success rate!

[Travellin Dave]

Quick sampling has CigarPage box/mazo prices $30-40 below CI and $5 below Atlantic VIP.  Not bad at all.

[Travellin Dave]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

Nothing we don't already expect.

I expected it too which is why I went back and fixed most of it. But had you given me some shit for it yesterday, you would have saved me a bunch of grief today. GFY!

And why do you think I would want to do that?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Quick sampling has CigarPage box/mazo prices $30-40 below CI and $5 below Atlantic VIP.  Not bad at all.

Meanwhile some more items gone.

[Travellin Dave]

Sheesh, I thought I could count on you clowns to give me shit for fucking up the date two days in a row.

What would be amazing is if you got it right.

I think my track record is pretty damn good. Only messed it up twice in 5 days. That's a 60% success rate!

Hell, you should run for office!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Some New Worlds are awfully tempting.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Smith and Wesson along with Ruger stocks are up 8-12% this morning.

O'bummer Economics!