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[LuvTooGolf]

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It does that sometimes if you try to go from the home page. If you go right to joecigar.com. it works. Morning, Dean.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave and Dean.

[LSUFAN]

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[LSUFAN]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave and Dean.

Good morning Dave.

[LSUFAN]

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Good morning Dean.

[Travellin Dave]

For humpday:   Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…

[Travellin Dave]

A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them.

The Chief comes up to him and asks:
- What do you want for your first wish?
- I want talk to my horse, - replies the cowboy.

The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt.

The Chief asks him once again:
- What do you want for your second wish?
- I want to talk to my horse, - once again replies the cowboy.

Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later.

The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks:
- So, what do you want for your last third wish?
- I want to talk to my horse, - for the third time replies the cowboy.

He grabs the horse by the ears and yells at it:
- You stupid animal, I said POSSE, POSSE not PUSSY!!!

[Travellin Dave]

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband:
- Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not to have sex for a three weeks...
Husband:
- And what did the dentist say?

[Travellin Dave]

An American businessman is entertaining some overseas business guests on the golf course.

The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. As the American businessman knows a small amount of Italian he says: “Buon tiro”, which means “Good shot”. The Italian businessman replies: “Grazie”.

The second guest, who is from France, tees off and hits a fantastic shot that lands on the green thirty feet from the hole. As the American businessman knows a small amount of French he says: “Tir fantastique”, which means “Fantastic shot”. The French businessman replies: “Merci”.

The third guest, who is from Japan, tees off and amazingly the ball goes straight in the hole, a hole in one! The American businessman doesn’t know many Japanese words or phrases but when he dated a Japanese girl during his overseas business trips she used to moan when he made love to her and she would shout out “Ura-ana, ura-ana”, and which he repeats to his Japanese guest. The Japanese businessman replies: “What do you mean, wrong hole?”

[Travellin Dave]

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, “We’re making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off.”

Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, “Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don’t know whom to fire.”

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive.

Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, “Barbara, I’ve got a problem. You see, I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do?”

Barbara replied, “You’d better jack off. I’ve got a headache.”

[Travellin Dave]

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.

[South Carolina Redfish]

good morning guys. just visited the CI banter: Whoops!
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They really haven't got a clue how bad their entire web site is, you wouldn't see someone like Amazon putting up with a crappy web site for very long.

Only the govt can do worse!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Wow, who would have ever guessed Courtney Love would live to see 50?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning LSU.  Back to work day for me.

Long week for you if I remember, today and Thursday and then your 3 day weekend. Good planning on your part.

It got better,  your esteemed President is coming to town with an event two blocks from my office and they will have about 10 sq blocks of downtown closed off so will be teleworking tomorrow then off on Friday for a 3 day weekend.

[CigarGuy87]

Good morning everyone, Hump DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!