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[A Friend of Charlie]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

Dahhhh Flip, it don't work that way.    They drink their two buck chuck wine and Taaka Vodka and MY good wine and booze!

Then why did the Mrs invite them?  Oh wait, you are thinking of retiring on the Southeast coast, this problem will be over then(don't send them a christmas card with the new address, they sound like they could visit for a week or two of vacation!  You have been fore warned! 

They are too cheap to travel once we leave here will never see them again.

Don't underestimate the Mrs ability to send them a plane ticket or two.  Do I need to remind you she gave away all the turkey?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Time to give work the cold shoulder. Hazzuh!

Later, Dave.  Enjoy the weekend.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Why are women like that.  My wife gave away my Flowbee, and now I have to pay for haircuts.  So I got mad and when she wasn't looking I threw her damn shoes away.  What's really odd thou, she never ever asked me about those shoes...?

I could give away a dozen pairs of her shoes and they would never be missed.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Time to give work the cold shoulder. Hazzuh!

Later, Dave.  Enjoy the weekend.

Dip her in the hot tub and warm it up, hope she did not give away your turkey.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Not my favorite vendor but they do have some different stuff.

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Tried looking through their site a bit ago, but they had so many things popping up over and over again that I eventually just gave up.

And a lot of things they are 30% too high on to start with.

Agreed, another reason I eventually gave up.

But as was said before, not a bad resource for some real boutique items that you often can't find on line or in stores.  They also have one of the better cigar of the month clubs, with cigars you really haven't tried and that aren't in house "B" sticks.  Only better club is the one Mr. Mayor tapped into....can't remember the name off hand.

And by the way, I have no idea what you're referring to here.

The fell off the back of the truck cigar of the month club.  It's a family thing.

Hey oh! Happy day after turkey day, cb.

[Bad Dad]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

Dahhhh Flip, it don't work that way.    They drink their two buck chuck wine and Taaka Vodka and MY good wine and booze!

Then why did the Mrs invite them?  Oh wait, you are thinking of retiring on the Southeast coast, this problem will be over then(don't send them a christmas card with the new address, they sound like they could visit for a week or two of vacation!  You have been fore warned! 

They are too cheap to travel once we leave here will never see them again.

Maybe your wife could send them some bus tickets...?  I would never do this, but ever since Dean moved to Florida and was first living in a camping trailer, the thought keeps going around in the back of my head, "I wonder if he would let me vacation there for a couple of weeks...?"  And I don't even know Dean...

[South Carolina Redfish]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

Sounds like you know where you have to go for new years eve!  Drink all their good booze, then throw up in the potted palm. then bring the leftover caviar home....

Dahhhh Flip, it don't work that way.    They drink their two buck chuck wine and Taaka Vodka and MY good wine and booze!

Then why did the Mrs invite them?  Oh wait, you are thinking of retiring on the Southeast coast, this problem will be over then(don't send them a christmas card with the new address, they sound like they could visit for a week or two of vacation!  You have been fore warned! 

They are too cheap to travel once we leave here will never see them again.

Maybe your wife could send them some bus tickets...?  I would never do this, but ever since Dean moved to Florida and was first living in a camping trailer, the thought keeps going around in the back of my head, "I wonder if he would let me vacation there for a couple of weeks...?"  And I don't even know Dean...

If anybody gets a bus ticket it will be my wife

[cigarbreath]

Not my favorite vendor but they do have some different stuff.

Today Only Code blackfriday

Tried looking through their site a bit ago, but they had so many things popping up over and over again that I eventually just gave up.

And a lot of things they are 30% too high on to start with.

Agreed, another reason I eventually gave up.

But as was said before, not a bad resource for some real boutique items that you often can't find on line or in stores.  They also have one of the better cigar of the month clubs, with cigars you really haven't tried and that aren't in house "B" sticks.  Only better club is the one Mr. Mayor tapped into....can't remember the name off hand.

And by the way, I have no idea what you're referring to here.

The fell off the back of the truck cigar of the month club.  It's a family thing.

Hey oh! Happy day after turkey day, cb.

Brussel sprouts for breakfast?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

They really made out.  Thanksgiving at their place next year?

Hardly and I did not mind them coming down for dinner, we had plenty of food for sure.  I did mind the fact that we finished eating about 1:30 and they stayed until 6:00 yapping the whole time.   

It was not until,lunch today that I discovered the large quantity of missing turkey and pie.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Not my favorite vendor but they do have some different stuff.

Today Only Code blackfriday

Tried looking through their site a bit ago, but they had so many things popping up over and over again that I eventually just gave up.

And a lot of things they are 30% too high on to start with.

Agreed, another reason I eventually gave up.

But as was said before, not a bad resource for some real boutique items that you often can't find on line or in stores.  They also have one of the better cigar of the month clubs, with cigars you really haven't tried and that aren't in house "B" sticks.  Only better club is the one Mr. Mayor tapped into....can't remember the name off hand.

And by the way, I have no idea what you're referring to here.

The fell off the back of the truck cigar of the month club.  It's a family thing.

Hey oh! Happy day after turkey day, cb.

Brussel sprouts for breakfast?

Honestly have only eaten a banana all day.  I'm starving though and have plenty of leftovers.  So probably brussels sprouts for late lunch.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

They really made out.  Thanksgiving at their place next year?

Hardly and I did not mind them coming down for dinner, we had plenty of food for sure.  I did mind the fact that we finished eating about 1:30 and they stayed until 6:00 yapping the whole time.   

It was not until,lunch today that I discovered the large quantity of missing turkey and pie.

Look at it as helping you out with your health.

[cigarbreath]

Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches.......  No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with. . WTF     Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast    Well we have enough left for a sandwich each.  Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?

i got grief from the warden for buying a 21lb turkey(OK it was the free one from the supermarket - if you spent $400 in the previous 4 weeks).  But i have leftover turkey for sandwiches, for soup for turkey salad. 3 people and 21 lbs of turkey, I like me my leftovers.  she always gets the smallest turkey she can find.  not his year!

If I had bought a 21 pound turkey then the neighbors (her friends not so much mine) would have had 12 pounds to take home instead of 6 to go with the 1/2 chocolate and 1/2 pecan pie they took with them.

They really made out.  Thanksgiving at their place next year?

Hardly and I did not mind them coming down for dinner, we had plenty of food for sure.  I did mind the fact that we finished eating about 1:30 and they stayed until 6:00 yapping the whole time.   

It was not until,lunch today that I discovered the large quantity of missing turkey and pie.

Spend all year looking forward to those leftovers and poof, they's gone!

[South Carolina Redfish]

C Page is rotating different cigars in and out, got Padrons, DPG's  And LP's among other thing on there now but some look higher priced than on the scorcher, LP's in particular. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

Pissed her off so she went shopping now I can take a nap.✔️

[South Carolina Redfish]

$80/box SL Oval coronas on the Page

I wonder if there is a Black Friday Sale on Tupperware, could not resist those Ovals.

here you go, hefty tote halfway down page 13.
http://lowes.shoplocal.com/Lowes/BrowseByPage?storeid=2540804&promotionviewmode=Single&promotioncode=Lowes-112615&listingid=0&sneakpeek=N&pagenumber=1&promotiondisplayorder=-1

Hell, just go with the wine fridge right underneath it. Looks much cooler.

Though, the Tupperware has a latching lid. Tough call.

Lowes nearby will check on those but don't think they are Air-tight.