Mother F'r, went to make me a turkey sandwich and an entire untouched half of the turkey breast was cut off the remaining car us so asked the warden if she had already sliced it up for sandwiches....... No, I sent that home with the neighbors to make sandwiches with.

. WTF

Wait a Fuk'n minute we ate almost an entire half turkey for lunch then you sent them home with the other half breast

Well we have enough left for a sandwich each. Chit, did you send them each a bottle of wine and a half gallon of vodka too?