Morning, muchachos. Tried to talk myself into calling in sick today, but myself won the debate. He said "If you have to feel miserable anyway, may as well go to work."
Morning, Bret. Why waste a perfectly good day off when your not feeling well. Sounds like a waste. "Myself" sounds like he knew what he was doing. 
Nice day, too. Sky is clear. A friend of mine wanted to go for a motorcycle ride. Grumble grumble.