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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #210 on: November 23, 2015, 06:02:45 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Later Mayor be safe out and about.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #211 on: November 23, 2015, 06:06:30 PM »

Good morning, fellas.  I'm expecting great things today.
Boy oh boy was I dead wrong.
We all expected that.
But I was hoping different.  That'll learn me.

If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

There's a big Butt joke somewhere in there as well.  ;)

Good evening, Tony
If cows had wings they could fly
If wishes were horses beggars would ride. 
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #212 on: November 23, 2015, 06:07:27 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Maybe one or two of those teachers is hot.  Something else you can hope for, I guess. 
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #213 on: November 23, 2015, 06:11:33 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!

Good Luck.

I hope you pass the "Oh, now I see where she gets it" test this time.  ;)

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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #214 on: November 23, 2015, 06:14:16 PM »

Alrighty, Fellas. Gonna call this one done. See yuz tamale.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #215 on: November 23, 2015, 06:22:09 PM »

*Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."

From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #216 on: November 23, 2015, 06:26:22 PM »

Alrighty, Fellas. Gonna call this one done. See yuz tamale.
Later Taco
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #217 on: November 23, 2015, 06:32:45 PM »

Alrighty, Fellas. Gonna call this one done. See yuz tamale.
Later nacho breath.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #218 on: November 23, 2015, 06:35:02 PM »

Alrighty, Fellas. Gonna call this one done. See yuz tamale.
Have a good one, burrito boy.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #219 on: November 23, 2015, 06:46:59 PM »

I'm outa here, too.  Adios, mofos.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #220 on: November 23, 2015, 06:51:07 PM »

I'm outa here, too.  Adios, mofos.
Have a good evening Bean
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #221 on: November 23, 2015, 08:20:11 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Maybe one or two of those teachers is hot.  Something else you can hope for, I guess.
I wouldn't fuck either of 'em with Dean's dick.  Just sayin'.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #222 on: November 23, 2015, 08:34:26 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Maybe one or two of those teachers is hot.  Something else you can hope for, I guess.
I wouldn't fuck either of 'em with Dean's dick.  Just sayin'.
LMAO, they must be REALLY bad if they don't reach the DAWG minimum quality.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #223 on: November 23, 2015, 08:39:17 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Maybe one or two of those teachers is hot.  Something else you can hope for, I guess.
I wouldn't fuck either of 'em with Dean's dick.  Just sayin'.
Sheesh, sounds like a red letter day for The Mayor. Tomorrow will be better....we hope.
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Re: 11/23/2015
« Reply #224 on: November 23, 2015, 09:14:08 PM »

I'm off to parent/teacher conferences.  I'll see yuz later.  Go Bills!
Maybe one or two of those teachers is hot.  Something else you can hope for, I guess.
I wouldn't fuck either of 'em with Dean's dick.  Just sayin'.
LMAO, they must be REALLY bad if they don't reach the DAWG minimum quality.
I'm sure they were hot 35 years ago.  Can you say, long in the tooth?  Come to think of it, I'm not so sure.
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