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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #210 on: November 13, 2015, 03:44:56 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Not your problem!
Here's what Illinois does.  My brother divorced his wife.  My brother took the property, and his wife took the money.  My brother had my sister-in-laws name removed from his property.  Years later my sister-in-law failed to pay her Illinois state taxes.  Illinois put a lean against my brothers property even thou my sister-in-law had to claim to the property.  When my brother went to sell the property, he couldn't due to the lean.  He consulted a lawyer and the lawyer said, "you have two choices."  1. Pay Illinois the approximately $1,000 for your ex-wife's taxes, or. 2. Give me a $2,000 retainer, and I will put you on a continued billing until we win the case against Illinois.  The cheaper choice was to pay Illinois.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #211 on: November 13, 2015, 03:46:32 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #212 on: November 13, 2015, 03:50:29 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Not your problem!
Here's what Illinois does.  My brother divorced his wife.  My brother took the property, and his wife took the money.  My brother had my sister-in-laws name removed from his property.  Years later my sister-in-law failed to pay her Illinois state taxes.  Illinois put a lean against my brothers property even thou my sister-in-law had to claim to the property.  When my brother went to sell the property, he couldn't due to the lean.  He consulted a lawyer and the lawyer said, "you have two choices."  1. Pay Illinois the approximately $1,000 for your ex-wife's taxes, or. 2. Give me a $2,000 retainer, and I will put you on a continued billing until we win the case against Illinois.  The cheaper choice was to pay Illinois.
That is a spouse not a brother and it is Hawaii not Illinois.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #213 on: November 13, 2015, 03:51:27 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Why in the world does that schitt end up in his sisters mailbox?
It's coming to his last known address, which is his mothers house, which is now my wife's and sister-in-laws house.
Get an address for the mortuary and forward it there.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #214 on: November 13, 2015, 03:55:22 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
Same as I just bought MC II Lancero's for.  Believe I made the better deal :)   That deal was so good I bought some the other day then went back and bought another box today.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #215 on: November 13, 2015, 04:01:55 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Why in the world does that schitt end up in his sisters mailbox?
It's coming to his last known address, which is his mothers house, which is now my wife's and sister-in-laws house.
Get an address for the mortuary and forward it there.
I'll agree with that.. :)
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #216 on: November 13, 2015, 04:02:17 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
Same as I just bought MC II Lancero's for.  Believe I made the better deal :)

If you say so.  ::) The main point being you had to add something else to use the coupon because of manufacturer restrictions.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #217 on: November 13, 2015, 04:10:26 PM »

NJDave... have you tried the new Johnny Tobacconaut yet? Saw you on the Bid for some.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #218 on: November 13, 2015, 04:15:59 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Not your problem!
Here's what Illinois does.  My brother divorced his wife.  My brother took the property, and his wife took the money.  My brother had my sister-in-laws name removed from his property.  Years later my sister-in-law failed to pay her Illinois state taxes.  Illinois put a lean against my brothers property even thou my sister-in-law had to claim to the property.  When my brother went to sell the property, he couldn't due to the lean.  He consulted a lawyer and the lawyer said, "you have two choices."  1. Pay Illinois the approximately $1,000 for your ex-wife's taxes, or. 2. Give me a $2,000 retainer, and I will put you on a continued billing until we win the case against Illinois.  The cheaper choice was to pay Illinois.
That is a spouse not a brother and it is Hawaii not Illinois.
My brother paid the state so he could sell his house.  The state gave him a receipt for the release of the lean, but there was no record placed onto my ex-sister-in-laws taxes.  My ex-sister-in-law still owe her back taxes unless she had the receipt from my brother. But of course, he hated her, that's why he divorced her.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #219 on: November 13, 2015, 04:16:40 PM »

It's time for me to start supper.  Later guys.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #220 on: November 13, 2015, 04:20:30 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
Same as I just bought MC II Lancero's for.  Believe I made the better deal :)

If you say so.  ::) The main point being you had to add something else to use the coupon because of manufacturer restrictions.
I know that routine but must credit Travellin Dave with teaching me ;). Nic Rusticas were eligible though.
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #221 on: November 13, 2015, 04:21:02 PM »

It's time for me to start supper.  Later guys.

Take it easy, BD
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #222 on: November 13, 2015, 04:22:15 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
Same as I just bought MC II Lancero's for.  Believe I made the better deal :)

If you say so.  ::) The main point being you had to add something else to use the coupon because of manufacturer restrictions.
I know that routine but must credit Travellin Dave with teaching me ;). Nic Rusticas were eligible though.

So, did you get a box of MC I & II, or 2 boxes of II's
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #223 on: November 13, 2015, 04:23:01 PM »

Deadbeats..., my wife has 2 of them, brothers.

Her one brother retired at the age of 16.  Came home from school, sat down in front of the tv and didn't move for 5 years.  His father stopped buying him cigarettes and he realized if he wanted to smoke, he had to find money.  He did an occasional odd job but found stealing and hocking his fathers Snap On and Craftsman tools was easier.

Years later his girlfriend that he was sponging off of moved to Nevada.  He begged his mother for $4,000 to move to Arizona to get a job and live with his girlfriend.  Since living with his girlfriend worked so well, she gave him the money.  Three months later he called for more money.  It seems that his girlfriend didn't want him, so he just to a $4,000 vacation in Los Vegas. She sent him a bus ticket to get home.

Years later he found a job in Hawaii working on a fishing boat.  He begged my sister-in-law for $4,500 for a new start in Hawaii.  He got the job and later found out that the guy that owned the fishing boat only wanted to drink and not work.  So they drank up the remaining $4,500.  He called for more money or at least a ticket home, but my sister-in-law refused to take his calls.

Years later, he's now 60 years old.  My sister-in-law gets a call from the Maui Police. They wanted my sister-in-laws address and Soc. Sec. Number.  She wouldn't give them her Soc. Sec.#.  The police gave her a case # and said, "your brother checked into the Maui Hospital, and died within 24 hours."  She asked the police for a phone number to call them back, but they would not give her a number. Odd...  Was it a scam...?

She looked up the Hawaii police on the internet and called them.  Sure enough there was a case # and her brother was dead.  They did an autopsy, but he was fine other than being dead.  They sent his fluids to a lab, but it will take 2 to 3 weeks to find out the results.

So basically nobody liked him, and now we have a body in Hawaii that nobody knows what to do with...? 

Anyway, that's one thing that's going on at the moment....
Well, that didn't disappoint. Sorry to hear about it?
Bottom line is it's nobody's problem, let him stay in Hawaii.
Within the first week of his death, child support bills and $300 worth of parking tickets have started arriving.
Not your problem!
Here's what Illinois does.  My brother divorced his wife.  My brother took the property, and his wife took the money.  My brother had my sister-in-laws name removed from his property.  Years later my sister-in-law failed to pay her Illinois state taxes.  Illinois put a lean against my brothers property even thou my sister-in-law had to claim to the property.  When my brother went to sell the property, he couldn't due to the lean.  He consulted a lawyer and the lawyer said, "you have two choices."  1. Pay Illinois the approximately $1,000 for your ex-wife's taxes, or. 2. Give me a $2,000 retainer, and I will put you on a continued billing until we win the case against Illinois.  The cheaper choice was to pay Illinois.
That is a spouse not a brother and it is Hawaii not Illinois.
My brother paid the state so he could sell his house.  The state gave him a receipt for the release of the lean, but there was no record placed onto my ex-sister-in-laws taxes.  My ex-sister-in-law still owe her back taxes unless she had the receipt from my brother. But of course, he hated her, that's why he divorced her.
The real mystery remains - How in the fuck do you keep getting yourself into such convoluted $hit???
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Re: 11/13/2015
« Reply #224 on: November 13, 2015, 04:23:23 PM »

Mashing Now

Room 101 Namakubi Papi Chulo 5 Pk  $23 FS

Got some yesterday... add a 5er of LaDuenas (also on the mash earlier) and use the cat coupon.  ;)
Just purchased 15 Nica Rusticas using Cats..... For $57 FS

LADuenas are still on the Mash but not high on my $5 cigar list

...but they are only $4.14  :P
Same as I just bought MC II Lancero's for.  Believe I made the better deal :)

If you say so.  ::) The main point being you had to add something else to use the coupon because of manufacturer restrictions.
I know that routine but must credit Travellin Dave with teaching me ;). Nic Rusticas were eligible though.

So, did you get a box of MC I & II, or 2 boxes of II's
2-2's, one for the regular humi and one for the FDA/retirement humi.   The FDA Fuk'n is not far off and folks are going to crap-out when they see what a cigar costs.   
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