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Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

[cigarbreath]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell HE was a SHE so HE got tutored instead.

[LuvTooGolf]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell He was a she so HE got tutored instead.

That'd be the last time I used that vet.

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!

[cigarbreath]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell He was a she so HE got tutored instead.

That'd be the last time I used that vet.

Would make a great Bad Dad story.  He can tell 'em better than I can.

[cigarbreath]

Hazzuh!

HUZZAH!

[Threebean]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell HE was a SHE so HE got tutored instead.

So you renamed it Caitlyn?

[cigarbreath]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell HE was a SHE so HE got tutored instead.

So you renamed it Caitlyn?

Catilyn the Cat!

[flip from jersey]

Hazzuh!

have a great day Dave, Enjoy.

[cigarbreath]

Hazzuh!

have a great day Dave, Enjoy.

Enjoy your pillow!

[flip from jersey]

I am about half unpacked at my new desk.
 cigars are resting in their giant yellow expedia herfador.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Walmart is sponsoring this whole Greenlight a Vet. promotion.  Sounds great....you would think as part of this promotion that they would actually stock green lights, have an endcap or something with them stacked....but NO, not a green bulb in the two stores I went to.  None at Home Depot or Lowe's either.  Idiots!

Yeah, but they get to show the nice commercials on the TV.

And I'm still a bit confused (what else is new).  How does buying a green light bulb help vets?

It doesn't. But it "raises awareness".

Awareness of what?

Vets, I guess. In case you weren't aware of the existence of vets.

Vets, the people who tutored my cat?

What was your cat studying?

His left nut but those days are gone.

Along with his nuts.

Actually took the cat in to be spayed.  Vet comes back in the waiting room obviously embarrassed.  Seems our female cat was a male.  Had so much hair it covered up his junk so that even the vet couldn't tell HE was a SHE so HE got tutored instead.

TWSS or would it be TWHS?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Tooooo nasty out to smoke so time for a drink inside I guess.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Had a pretty damn good Cuban Sandwich for lunch today.

[flip from jersey]

Had a pretty damn good Cuban Sandwich for lunch today.

Are you still in the Carolinas, or are you in Miami?