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Travellin Dave

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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #90 on: October 29, 2015, 10:21:23 AM »

Morning MetsLostFish, Mayorwantbearound & WalmartChristmasDave.

Commie indoctrination begins at 9:00 this morning, will do my best to hold on until lunch time.   Got a (legal carry) Glock .45 in my breaches today for  comfort.  Actually this group is pure-D Nazi not simple commie.
You realize the day's coming that this post will get you arrested?  In three sentences you've talked about Commies, Nazis, interrogation, and carrying a weapon.  I'm sure that's got you flagged by the NSA as a home-grown terrorist.  ;-)

Morning, muchachos.  Working from home again today.
Maybe not until today when they get to illegal immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims and Yankees.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #91 on: October 29, 2015, 10:23:36 AM »

Sounds like Too much oral sex in this world, folks better put on their rubbers!

Globally, two out of three under 50 have oral herpes virus
Haha...I looked up the article and was reading, and the first advert that displayed was the Skittles "infection" ad.  Can anyone say "bad placement?"
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #92 on: October 29, 2015, 10:24:23 AM »

4 person speaker panel, one drives a smart car, one an electric leaf, one rides a bicycle as only means of transportation and one only uses transit does not own a vehicle.  Sheesh!
  Call me commie, but if I could afford to live in an urban center, I would do so and I wouldn't own a vehicle either.  I hate dealing with the damned things.
One of those 2 is from San Francisco and just your type, I will see if he is looking for a roomie. 
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #93 on: October 29, 2015, 10:25:05 AM »

Dave, did you see my post yesterday where Charlie may be backing out of tonight's herf?  So it looks like just You, Flip and me.
The white whale is gonna get a lot of individualized attention.
For sure an intimate herf.
So if i get there first, don't tell them we need a table for 10, a 4 top will do fine.
Or do you want to start in the lounge, and work our way in to dinner a little later.  No Tony,
you can not bring pizzas into this place.  Dave you will have to leave the booze at home.  Me, I'm
going to bring some cigars, will hold it to one Gurkha in the selection...
Good Morning everyone  8)
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #94 on: October 29, 2015, 10:25:58 AM »

Sounds like Too much oral sex in this world, folks better put on their rubbers!

Globally, two out of three under 50 have oral herpes virus
You need to clarify.....do you mean Type II above the belt or Type I below the belt?
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #95 on: October 29, 2015, 10:26:52 AM »

Morning MetsLostFish, Mayorwantbearound & WalmartChristmasDave.

Commie indoctrination begins at 9:00 this morning, will do my best to hold on until lunch time.   Got a (legal carry) Glock .45 in my breaches today for  comfort.  Actually this group is pure-D Nazi not simple commie.
You realize the day's coming that this post will get you arrested?  In three sentences you've talked about Commies, Nazis, interrogation, and carrying a weapon.  I'm sure that's got you flagged by the NSA as a home-grown terrorist.  ;-)

Morning, muchachos.  Working from home again today.
Maybe not until today when they get to illegal immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims and Yankees.
That will be at lunch when the mayor of Philadelphia is the keynote speaker!  But for my own mental health I will miss that.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #96 on: October 29, 2015, 10:27:27 AM »

Dave, did you see my post yesterday where Charlie may be backing out of tonight's herf?  So it looks like just You, Flip and me.
The white whale is gonna get a lot of individualized attention.
For sure an intimate herf.
So if i get there first, don't tell them we need a table for 10, a 4 top will do fine.
Or do you want to start in the lounge, and work our way in to dinner a little later.  No Tony,
you can not bring pizzas into this place.  Dave you will have to leave the booze at home.  Me, I'm
going to bring some cigars, will hold it to one Gurkha in the selection...
Good Morning everyone  8)
Got it!  As Tony is hinting at a later arrival, lets plan on starting in the lounge.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #97 on: October 29, 2015, 10:28:21 AM »

Sounds like Too much oral sex in this world, folks better put on their rubbers!

Globally, two out of three under 50 have oral herpes virus
You need to clarify.....do you mean Type II above the belt or Type I below the belt?
Type I but there is mention of Type II but both can be contracted by mouth below the belt.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #98 on: October 29, 2015, 10:28:53 AM »

4 person speaker panel, one drives a smart car, one an electric leaf, one rides a bicycle as only means of transportation and one only uses transit does not own a vehicle.  Sheesh!
  Call me commie, but if I could afford to live in an urban center, I would do so and I wouldn't own a vehicle either.  I hate dealing with the damned things.
One of those 2 is from San Francisco and just your type, I will see if he is looking for a roomie.
No, I hate roomies too.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #99 on: October 29, 2015, 10:29:44 AM »

Dave, did you see my post yesterday where Charlie may be backing out of tonight's herf?  So it looks like just You, Flip and me.
The white whale is gonna get a lot of individualized attention.
For sure an intimate herf.
So if i get there first, don't tell them we need a table for 10, a 4 top will do fine.
Or do you want to start in the lounge, and work our way in to dinner a little later.  No Tony,
you can not bring pizzas into this place.  Dave you will have to leave the booze at home.  Me, I'm
going to bring some cigars, will hold it to one Gurkha in the selection...
Good Morning everyone  8)
Got it!  As Tony is hinting at a later arrival, lets plan on starting in the lounge.
Works for me...
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #100 on: October 29, 2015, 10:29:59 AM »

Morning MetsLostFish, Mayorwantbearound & WalmartChristmasDave.

Commie indoctrination begins at 9:00 this morning, will do my best to hold on until lunch time.   Got a (legal carry) Glock .45 in my breaches today for  comfort.  Actually this group is pure-D Nazi not simple commie.
You realize the day's coming that this post will get you arrested?  In three sentences you've talked about Commies, Nazis, interrogation, and carrying a weapon.  I'm sure that's got you flagged by the NSA as a home-grown terrorist.  ;-)

Morning, muchachos.  Working from home again today.
Maybe not until today when they get to illegal immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims and Yankees.
That will be at lunch when the mayor of Philadelphia is the keynote speaker!  But for my own mental health I will miss that.
Actually I like Mayor Nutter.  Lot of common sense and works hard for the city instead of having the city work for him.
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #101 on: October 29, 2015, 10:30:36 AM »

4 person speaker panel, one drives a smart car, one an electric leaf, one rides a bicycle as only means of transportation and one only uses transit does not own a vehicle.  Sheesh!
  Call me commie, but if I could afford to live in an urban center, I would do so and I wouldn't own a vehicle either.  I hate dealing with the damned things.
One of those 2 is from San Francisco and just your type, I will see if he is looking for a roomie.
No, I hate roomies too.
How are we going to break it to your warden?
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #102 on: October 29, 2015, 10:32:35 AM »

Sounds like Too much oral sex in this world, folks better put on their rubbers!

Globally, two out of three under 50 have oral herpes virus
You need to clarify.....do you mean Type II above the belt or Type I below the belt?
Type I but there is mention of Type II but both can be contracted by mouth below the belt.

That's the...er...thrust of the article.  Type 1 is becoming the dominant cause of genital herpes. 
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #103 on: October 29, 2015, 10:33:49 AM »

Girl sitting at my table has diamond studs sticking out both sides of her nose :o
She sounds like one of those two thirds.
She is wearing men's pants
So when do you make your move?
Is you having to go to this meeting your boss getting even with you for showing her up the other month?
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Re: 10/29/2015
« Reply #104 on: October 29, 2015, 10:35:03 AM »

4 person speaker panel, one drives a smart car, one an electric leaf, one rides a bicycle as only means of transportation and one only uses transit does not own a vehicle.  Sheesh!
  Call me commie, but if I could afford to live in an urban center, I would do so and I wouldn't own a vehicle either.  I hate dealing with the damned things.
I think it was the Italian comedian Pat Cooper(Pasquale Caputo), who had the routine about talking with his Dad, about wanting to buy a car.  Hi father replied: "We live in NYC, you should take the bus/subway. On the bus, they open the door for you, they drive for you, when you get off they open & close the door for you.  You buy a car, besides the headache of finding parking, who is going to open & close the door for you?".  8)
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