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[Bad Dad]

Damn wooden ashtrays and worm dirt cigars, how many of those things can they possibly have....

I never could understand that Ramon Bueso Genesis The Project Ashtray Sampler.  Cigar storage with no humidity, and a wooden ash tray above them to heat them up.  If you left a lit cigar in the ashtray, could the ashtray catch on fire...?

[Bad Dad]

It looks like it's time to fall back Oct. 31 - Nov. 1.

[cigarbreath]

Yesterday, my wife finally had to put some gas in her new car.  Eight more days and she would have made it 2 months on a tank of gas.  She had 4 gal. left, so she probably could have made it.

Sounds like she didn't need a new one that bad.

Her old car was dead, 20 years old, and needed about $4,500 in repairs.  And she just refused to walk those 9 blocks to work.

Afternoon BD.  Wardens - Sheesh!

Howdy CB and Bean...  It's funny how the wife has been very nice to me after getting her that car.  Before, we were fighting allot, and after we got it, we haven't had on fight for the past 2 months.  I honestly didn't see that coming.

What the hell do you do for entertainment now?

Well we spent a half hour reading the 590 page new car owners manual trying to figure out that it took 89 octane gas, and read another hour to figure out how to reset the trip odometer after we got the gas... ugh...!  Does that count as couples entertainment...?

The couple that reads owner's manuals together stays together?

[cigarbreath]

Yesterday, my wife finally had to put some gas in her new car.  Eight more days and she would have made it 2 months on a tank of gas.  She had 4 gal. left, so she probably could have made it.

Sounds like she didn't need a new one that bad.

She only drives it in Reverse, so she can watch that new TV channel "Backup Camera"! 
Wasn't gas mileage one of your purchase considerations?

She's scared to use the backup camera, but she seems to be catching on.  It turns out that the gas mileage is very bad when you only drive 9 blocks at a time.  I really thought it would get the city gas mileage rating of 28 (I think), but when you only make short 9 block trips with 3 stop signs, it turns out to be around 16 to 17 mpg.

Used to get 40 mpg without fail from a VW Diesel Rabbit.

What's that got to do with the piece off eggs?   I used to get 7 mpg in my hot rod but it only cost 29 cents a gallon for premium then so could fill up for $6.

Goes shows to go ya that today's gas mileage estimates ain't worth shit.

[cigarbreath]

It looks like it's time to fall back Oct. 31 - Nov. 1.

Thanks for Chering.

[flip from jersey]

Are we herfing in North jersey tomorrow night?

It's on the calendar.
I don't know the plan however.  Seems this  place has a restaurant, bar and smoking.  Need for Tony to clarify if we are going to meet, eat then retire to the lounge or what....Where is Hop along?

Actually you can smoke during dinner, at your table.  there is a lounge to the left of the restaurant room, as long as you are buying drinks from them, they are OK with you smoking stuff you brought in with you.

[Bad Dad]

Yesterday, my wife finally had to put some gas in her new car.  Eight more days and she would have made it 2 months on a tank of gas.  She had 4 gal. left, so she probably could have made it.

Sounds like she didn't need a new one that bad.

Her old car was dead, 20 years old, and needed about $4,500 in repairs.  And she just refused to walk those 9 blocks to work.

Afternoon BD.  Wardens - Sheesh!

Howdy CB and Bean...  It's funny how the wife has been very nice to me after getting her that car.  Before, we were fighting allot, and after we got it, we haven't had on fight for the past 2 months.  I honestly didn't see that coming.

What the hell do you do for entertainment now?

Well we spent a half hour reading the 590 page new car owners manual trying to figure out that it took 89 octane gas, and read another hour to figure out how to reset the trip odometer after we got the gas... ugh...!  Does that count as couples entertainment...?

The couple that reads owner's manuals together stays together?

Now it takes two of us to figure things out...., and it's still hard.  And of course there's still the old, "What do you want for supper," routine...?  What do you want for supper...?  I don't know, "what do you want..?"  I don't know, "whatever you want..."  I don't know what I want, let's have what you want...!  I don't know what I want, "what do you want..?"

[flip from jersey]

Yesterday, my wife finally had to put some gas in her new car.  Eight more days and she would have made it 2 months on a tank of gas.  She had 4 gal. left, so she probably could have made it.

Sounds like she didn't need a new one that bad.

Her old car was dead, 20 years old, and needed about $4,500 in repairs.  And she just refused to walk those 9 blocks to work.

Afternoon BD.  Wardens - Sheesh!

Howdy CB and Bean...  It's funny how the wife has been very nice to me after getting her that car.  Before, we were fighting allot, and after we got it, we haven't had on fight for the past 2 months.  I honestly didn't see that coming.

What the hell do you do for entertainment now?

Well we spent a half hour reading the 590 page new car owners manual trying to figure out that it took 89 octane gas, and read another hour to figure out how to reset the trip odometer after we got the gas... ugh...!  Does that count as couples entertainment...?

The couple that reads owner's manuals together stays together?

Now it takes two of us to figure things out...., and it's still hard.  And of course there's still the old, "What do you want for supper," routine...?  What do you want for supper...?  I don't know, "what do you want..?"  I don't know, "whatever you want..."  I don't know what I want, let's have what you want...!  I don't know what I want, "what do you want..?"

Well depending where you live, you should be able to rule out boiled yak and maybe sushi.

[Bad Dad]

I think I'm going to see if I can find a Perdomo in my humidor and watch a little tv.  Bbl.

[flip from jersey]

heading out myself....

[A Friend of Charlie]

If Flip hurries, we'll catch the same train.

[A Friend of Charlie]

If Flip hurries, we'll catch the same train.

But then again, if he is just leaving NYC now, I doubt he'll get to Secaucus in 3 minutes.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Glad I drove to the other train station this morning because my regular train line is fucked up again.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Looks like I won't have to do too much post whoring during the Mets game tonight to get us to 18.  More importantly, why is that important?

[cigarbreath]

Yesterday, my wife finally had to put some gas in her new car.  Eight more days and she would have made it 2 months on a tank of gas.  She had 4 gal. left, so she probably could have made it.

Sounds like she didn't need a new one that bad.

Her old car was dead, 20 years old, and needed about $4,500 in repairs.  And she just refused to walk those 9 blocks to work.

Afternoon BD.  Wardens - Sheesh!

Howdy CB and Bean...  It's funny how the wife has been very nice to me after getting her that car.  Before, we were fighting allot, and after we got it, we haven't had on fight for the past 2 months.  I honestly didn't see that coming.

What the hell do you do for entertainment now?

Well we spent a half hour reading the 590 page new car owners manual trying to figure out that it took 89 octane gas, and read another hour to figure out how to reset the trip odometer after we got the gas... ugh...!  Does that count as couples entertainment...?

The couple that reads owner's manuals together stays together?

Now it takes two of us to figure things out...., and it's still hard.  And of course there's still the old, "What do you want for supper," routine...?  What do you want for supper...?  I don't know, "what do you want..?"  I don't know, "whatever you want..."  I don't know what I want, let's have what you want...!  I don't know what I want, "what do you want..?"

Exactly!