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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2015, 08:30:30 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I'm with you on all of those.  I just figured I was an angry old man.
You're not that old...
Between yelling at other drivers on the road, golfing and smoking, my wife swears I'm already a 70-year-old man.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2015, 08:31:05 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor, Chip, Dave, Dave, Dave, NoNickNameFish.  Surprised to see a double jam.
Sorry to see a once proud Texan bow to Fish's demands. :(
So you're saying NoNickNameFish is not a nickname?  You need another cup of joe, SlowOnTheUptakeDave.
Weak, real weak.
I dunno 'bout that.  I chuckled.
Yeah but you chuckle when you pass gas
Causes him to pass gas, too.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2015, 08:31:58 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I am all with you on that last one, these people that haul a big ass bag they can't manage onto the plane........  By the way I Hate Airlines and I rarely use turn signals.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2015, 08:32:38 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I'm with you on all of those.  I just figured I was an angry old man.
You're not that old...
Between yelling at other drivers on the road, golfing and smoking, my wife swears I'm already a 70-year-old man.
She needs to catch up a little you quit playing golf last year.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2015, 08:33:39 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor, Chip, Dave, Dave, Dave, NoNickNameFish.  Surprised to see a double jam.
Sorry to see a once proud Texan bow to Fish's demands. :(
So you're saying NoNickNameFish is not a nickname?  You need another cup of joe, SlowOnTheUptakeDave.
Weak, real weak.
My point exactly, trying too hard at this point...let it die
Actually it takes no effort at all, which is probably the issue.  I need to try harder.
That Is The Spirit
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2015, 08:35:52 AM »

Morning Mr. Mayor, Chip, Dave, Dave, Dave, NoNickNameFish.  Surprised to see a double jam.
Sorry to see a once proud Texan bow to Fish's demands. :(
So you're saying NoNickNameFish is not a nickname?  You need another cup of joe, SlowOnTheUptakeDave.
Weak, real weak.
I dunno 'bout that.  I chuckled.
Yeah but you chuckle when you pass gas
Causes him to pass gas, too.
Funny when that happens.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2015, 08:38:04 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I am all with you on that last one, these people that haul a big ass bag they can't manage onto the plane........  By the way I Hate Airlines and I rarely use turn signals.
Is using a turn signal so much effort?  You realize you share the roads, right?
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2015, 08:40:52 AM »

Ok, now I'm fucking annoyed.  Been waiting on the train platform for over an hour now and it's cold.  You'd think that they could fix the "mechanical problems" with all the money from the recently increased fares.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2015, 08:41:48 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I am all with you on that last one, these people that haul a big ass bag they can't manage onto the plane........  By the way I Hate Airlines and I rarely use turn signals.
Is using a turn signal so much effort?  You realize you share the roads, right?
You may share the roads but I don't have to.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2015, 08:43:31 AM »

Ok, now I'm fucking annoyed.  Been waiting on the train platform for over an hour now and it's cold.  You'd think that they could fix the "mechanical problems" with all the money from the recently increased fares.
You realize you share the trains right? They are not there just for your convenience and the fares don't even pay the electricity cost of operating those trains as a large portion of it is paid with Federal Tax Dollars  so quit whining.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #100 on: October 28, 2015, 08:45:04 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I am all with you on that last one, these people that haul a big ass bag they can't manage onto the plane........  By the way I Hate Airlines and I rarely use turn signals.
Is using a turn signal so much effort?  You realize you share the roads, right?
You realize he's from Texas, right?
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #101 on: October 28, 2015, 08:45:32 AM »

Morning Jammers LSU& Golf.
You just can't wait for Fishy to arrive, can you?
Here, good morning boys!
Ok, the rest of us can start our days now. Morning, Scott, SomewhereOutThereDave.
Dave, you weren't here yesterday when Scott declared the nicknames of the nicknames are getting old.
I actually did see it, cause I was scrolling through yesterday while waiting to pick up the kids from school. But he's just angry about having to work a couple more days before vacation, so I forgive him.
It's funny how some things just annoy one person and not another.  For example, I can't help hurling invective at drivers who don't use their turn signals.  And a dozen people in line at a Starbucks.  Go to f'n Wawa!   And people who drag a 49.5 lb bag onto the plane but can't lift it up into the overhead.  Check that big-azz thing, bitch!  And..And..And..
I'm with you on all of those.  I just figured I was an angry old man.
You're not that old...
Between yelling at other drivers on the road, golfing and smoking, my wife swears I'm already a 70-year-old man.
She needs to catch up a little you quit playing golf last year.
Ain't that the truth.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2015, 08:46:12 AM »

Ok, now I'm fucking annoyed.  Been waiting on the train platform for over an hour now and it's cold.  You'd think that they could fix the "mechanical problems" with all the money from the recently increased fares.
You realize you share the trains right? They are not there just for your convenience and the fares don't even pay the electricity cost of operating those trains as a large portion of it is paid with Federal Tax Dollars  so quit whining.
GFY!
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #103 on: October 28, 2015, 08:46:19 AM »

Guess I better take my walk before I go sit in a damn office meeting for an hour.
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Re: 10/28/2015
« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2015, 08:46:24 AM »

Good moanin gents!
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