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CigarGuy87

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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #150 on: October 22, 2015, 11:09:38 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?
Probably best if you just deleted your account, WOOF WOOF!
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #151 on: October 22, 2015, 11:11:25 AM »

G'Morning, Banterinos... seems a little fiesty. Must be the sleep deprivation.  :o
And mid week hangovers.  Morning Steve.

Nothing like a little over indulgence to get that hammered shit feeling during the week.

Makes for one unhappy pappy.  ;D
Baseball playoff games throughout the week, football on Thursday....sheesh!
And the NHL started - my life is fun of sports now!

Oh, yeah. Free Center Ice trial on Directv. I think it's 3 weeks worth after their settlement.
Oh nice!  I almost switched back to DirecTv after my cable company wouldn't give me a discount on my service :)  Just an empty threat, but I did really love DirecTv - they always treated me really well.

I 'negotiate' the Sunday Ticket every year. They wanted $360 this year. About the highest it's ever been... NFW!
What a bunch of commies!  I remember when I got DirecTv I signed up in late may, then they did free sunday ticket if you signed up in mid-June, July.  I called to have them add it for free, they told me to get bent.  I should have called back and been more persistent
AT&T owns them now so grab your ass with both hands and pray for lube.

Yeah, 'cause there are plenty of other communication company's that don't want to fvck ya.  ::)

Obama should make it FREE for EVERYONE!
He already did, we're just not allowed to tell non-commie brothers about it.

FREE satellite and smartphones! TxDave is gonna have to do more block walking to keep up with the needs of others and stop being a selfish hoarder!  ;D
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #152 on: October 22, 2015, 11:12:38 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?

Piss off, asshole!  ;)
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #153 on: October 22, 2015, 11:12:48 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?
Probably best if you just deleted your account, WOOF WOOF!
Ha! Got a real Tuesday feel in here today
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #154 on: October 22, 2015, 11:13:44 AM »

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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #155 on: October 22, 2015, 11:14:07 AM »

14 CAO America   Potomac  (5.0 x 56)
            5/21.60

13 Oliva Connecticut Reserve  Toro  (6.0 x 50)
          10/39.99
12 Graycliff G-2 Maduro  Torpedo  (6.0 x 52)
          10/29.99
11 H. Upmann 1844 Reserve  Churchill   (7.0 x 50)
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10 La Perla Habana Morado  Belicoso  (6.2 x 52)
         10/27.50
 9 Diamond Crown Julius Caesar Toro
          3/37.25
  8 Four Kicks by Crowned Heads Robusto
         10/39.99
 7 My Father No. 4 Lancero
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 6 CI Legends by Oliva toro
         10/32.50
 5 Romeo y Julieta Reserva Real Toro
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 4 CAO Brazilia
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 3 Rocky Patel Edge Corojo
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 2 Alec Bradley Black Market Vandal
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 1 Tatuaje Havana VI
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #156 on: October 22, 2015, 11:16:12 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?
Why?  Did somebody fart?
oops, sorry for the frat humor.... :-X
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #157 on: October 22, 2015, 11:17:29 AM »

Forecasting 7-10" of rain here over the next 2 days which would wash some areas off the map again but based on their forecasting history we will be lucky to get 3-5".
Did I miss a hurricane hitting your area? It sounds like Mother Nature has only the feast or famine rain mode for you guys.
Seriously, is your ground even gonna be able to soak any of that up? Sheesh!
Maybe jr will get his lake filled up.
jr will need 40 days and 40 nights of rain to fill that lake.
Is your RA better today?
kind of. I'm gobbling knob better.
Fixed it for ya
sometimes you can be a real asshole!
I'll spell it out for you. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Never mess with a man in pain. It never ends well.

Morning,.muchachos.
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #158 on: October 22, 2015, 11:18:41 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?

Piss off, asshole!  ;)
Love it, good mornin Steve!
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #159 on: October 22, 2015, 11:19:10 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?
Why?  Did somebody fart?

No but some asshole must have pissed in Flip's Cheerios this morning, probably Bean.

On second thought maybe they pissed in Dean's Cheerios and some spilled over into Flip's Cheerios.
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #160 on: October 22, 2015, 11:22:12 AM »

DOW is UP!   + 218   

Maybe that will relax the anal glands around here today.
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #161 on: October 22, 2015, 11:22:59 AM »

Forecasting 7-10" of rain here over the next 2 days which would wash some areas off the map again but based on their forecasting history we will be lucky to get 3-5".
Did I miss a hurricane hitting your area? It sounds like Mother Nature has only the feast or famine rain mode for you guys.
Seriously, is your ground even gonna be able to soak any of that up? Sheesh!
Maybe jr will get his lake filled up.
jr will need 40 days and 40 nights of rain to fill that lake.
Is your RA better today?
kind of. I'm gobbling knob better.
Fixed it for ya
sometimes you can be a real asshole!
I'll spell it out for you. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Never mess with a man in pain. It never ends well - for the man in pain.

Morning,.muchachos.
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #162 on: October 22, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »

Is it safe to come back in here?
Why?  Did somebody fart?
oops, sorry for the frat humor.... :-X

No, that's elementary school. Frat would be hanging a banner over the railing warning the underclassmen of the eminent donkey punch to the back of the head if they wear a DTF pin... or commies. 
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #163 on: October 22, 2015, 11:27:58 AM »

Forecasting 7-10" of rain here over the next 2 days which would wash some areas off the map again but based on their forecasting history we will be lucky to get 3-5".
Did I miss a hurricane hitting your area? It sounds like Mother Nature has only the feast or famine rain mode for you guys.
Seriously, is your ground even gonna be able to soak any of that up? Sheesh!
Maybe jr will get his lake filled up.
jr will need 40 days and 40 nights of rain to fill that lake.
Is your RA better today?
kind of. I'm gobbling knob better.
Fixed it for ya
sometimes you can be a real asshole!
I'll spell it out for you. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Never mess with a man in pain. It never ends well - for the man in pain.

Morning,.muchachos.

Good lookin' quote there, Tx  ::)
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Re: 10/22/2015
« Reply #164 on: October 22, 2015, 11:33:57 AM »

Holy workaference!  I should have called out sick again.  Sheesh.
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