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[razgueado]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

Is that what you call your dong these days, "The Martian"?

Sounds like a Feminist name for it 

That's the pic the doctor shows you when you get a four hour erection.

[Travellin Dave]

10 Desel Unlimited d.6   Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
          10/34.50
 9 La Andiguedad by My Father  Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
           5/34.50
 8 Man O' War Ruination   Corona  (5.0 x 42)
          10/34.99
 7 H. Upmann Media Noche  Toro  (6.0 x 54)
           5/22.50
 6 Drew Estate Tabak Especial Limited
         10/39.99
 5 La Duena Petit Robusto
          5/27.50
 4 Oliva Connecticut Reserve Toro
         10/39.99
 3 Don Pepin Garcia Legado de Pepin Toro
          5/19.99
 2 Diesel Uncut
         10/29.99
 1 Dunhill Signed Range
          3/22.50

[Threebean]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

Dang, you've put some thought into this "working from home" thing.  GFY! 

[sfish]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

Is that what you call your dong these days, "The Martian"?

Probably because of the helmet.

CNS, I was thinking small, one-eyed, strange looking

[Travellin Dave]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

So she'll be having her Matt Damon fantasy....you're in like Flint!

[sfish]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

Dang, you've put some thought into this "working from home" thing.  GFY!

Failing to plan is planning to fail

[A Friend of Charlie]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

I feel terrible for you and your glare issue.  What can I do to help?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

Is that what you call your dong these days, "The Martian"?

Sounds like a Feminist name for it 

That's the pic the doctor shows you when you get a four hour erection.

LMAO!  Good morning, Raz.

[Threebean]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

I feel terrible for you and your glare issue.  What can I do to help?

Sounds like a planning failure to me.

[Travellin Dave]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

Dang, you've put some thought into this "working from home" thing.  GFY!

Failing to plan is planning to fail

From page 52 of the Engineering Quotes and Cliche's handbook.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

So she'll be having her Matt Damon fantasy....you're in like Flint!

That doesn't rhyme.

[sfish]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

I feel terrible for you and your glare issue.  What can I do to help?

Would you be willing to stop over and block out the sun until it gets higher in the sky?

[Travellin Dave]

11 Nica Rustica by Drew Estate  El Brujito   Toro  6.0 x 52)
           5/25.00
10 Desel Unlimited d.6   Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
          10/34.50
 9 La Andiguedad by My Father  Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
           5/34.50
 8 Man O' War Ruination   Corona  (5.0 x 42)
          10/34.99
 7 H. Upmann Media Noche  Toro  (6.0 x 54)
           5/22.50
 6 Drew Estate Tabak Especial Limited
         10/39.99
 5 La Duena Petit Robusto
          5/27.50
 4 Oliva Connecticut Reserve Toro
         10/39.99
 3 Don Pepin Garcia Legado de Pepin Toro
          5/19.99
 2 Diesel Uncut
         10/29.99
 1 Dunhill Signed Range
          3/22.50

[sfish]

Just lit a 2012 Asylum Toro, TV hung outside with Sports Center on. Only issue is some sun glare on my computer screen

Dang, you've put some thought into this "working from home" thing.  GFY!

Failing to plan is planning to fail

From page 52 of the Engineering Quotes and Cliche's handbook.

It may be cliche' but it applies

[Travellin Dave]

Happy Columbus Day!

Howdy Uncle T!

What up, Shaun?

Absolutely nothing, just praying the flowers I bought the wife for our anniversary get me into the melamine-love-tunnel tonight.  You?

You are guaranteed success now CG, even if the flowers wilted.

We are going to a newer restaurant in town and then she wants to see The Martian, so I guess we are going to that

So she'll be having her Matt Damon fantasy....you're in like Flint!

That doesn't rhyme.

I wasn't going for a Hallmark moment Uncle T.  Who GAF if it rhymes?