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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2015, 08:53:14 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
I love this new extra point system - the field goal NO missed was 8 yards closer than an extra point...
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2015, 08:56:46 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
I don't give a crap about the Cowboys, but perhaps I should start.  This is a friend of mine's daughter, who was recently named to the cheerleaders.  I schitt you not.

Never said Iddidn't like the Cowboys cheerleaders...She is fine, but I hate to oogle at a friends daughter....well, a friend of a friend sort of...
I just thought the same thing.  I refrained.
I know, it's weird.  It took years of work for her to reach this point, and apparently she's on that "making the team" reality TV series (haven't seen it).  Hopefully some great opportunities will come her way as a result. 
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2015, 09:01:06 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #78 on: October 05, 2015, 09:10:32 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #79 on: October 05, 2015, 09:13:07 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #80 on: October 05, 2015, 09:15:42 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
Yea, try to play to a tie so everybody gets trophies and no one is a friggin loser.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #81 on: October 05, 2015, 09:16:27 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
I don't give a crap about the Cowboys, but perhaps I should start.  This is a friend of mine's daughter, who was recently named to the cheerleaders.  I schitt you not.

Never said Iddidn't like the Cowboys cheerleaders...She is fine, but I hate to oogle at a friends daughter....well, a friend of a friend sort of...
I just thought the same thing.  I refrained.
I know, it's weird.  It took years of work for her to reach this point, and apparently she's on that "making the team" reality TV series (haven't seen it).  Hopefully some great opportunities will come her way as a result.
I never heard of the tv show but I would advise you don't watch it if you want to be able to look your friend in the eyes.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #82 on: October 05, 2015, 09:18:03 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
LMFAO!
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #83 on: October 05, 2015, 09:32:32 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #84 on: October 05, 2015, 09:33:37 AM »

Gotta luv my operation here!  As long as I have been here which is a long time our monthly office meeting has started at 8:30 but now I find out they have changed it to 9:00.  WTF I asked, to accommodate the people who are late to work. ???
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #85 on: October 05, 2015, 09:34:22 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #86 on: October 05, 2015, 09:39:31 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #87 on: October 05, 2015, 09:40:38 AM »

Gotta luv my operation here!  As long as I have been here which is a long time our monthly office meeting has started at 8:30 but now I find out they have changed it to 9:00.  WTF I asked, to accommodate the people who are late to work. ???
Thank goodness you only have to endure that for 8-10 more months.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #88 on: October 05, 2015, 09:43:21 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Is that really a thing?  That's the 2nd or 3rd time I heard something like that in the last few weeks.  I can't tell if it's a joke or people really do enjoy peeing in their yards.
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Re: 10/5/2015
« Reply #89 on: October 05, 2015, 09:44:37 AM »

Morning all, I limped into work today. Gave strong consideration to staying home but here I am
We're so proud of you.  Congratufuckulations.
What's the matter, Cowboys lose again?
Damn straight, thanks to Clemson's CJ Spiller!
That was a good game, missing the 30yd fieldgoal was pretty epic
Tampa Bay missed an extra point!
San Diego's kicker missed the FG that sent our game to OT. But wait! Offsides on the defense! Re-kick is of course right down Main St, motherfuckers.
BLAM!  Commie Californians!!!!!!
It's ok, I dumped out a whole gallon of water afterwards, just because I could. Take that!
Ditto, I left my faucets running all day today, because I could - LALTS
I pee'd off the back porch this morning to conserve water.
I go outside with the dog in the evening, and we both pee in the backyard.  Bonding.
Dog joins me n the mornings, we go out together and hit the bushes @ 4:55 am
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