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[A Friend of Charlie]

I made up a new pick up line.  As I was leaving the grocery store, I met a nice lady going out of the door at the same time as I.  I stopped my cart and said, "Ladies first."  She smiled and went ahead of me.  As I follow her out the door I said, "You know, I used to be a cub scout." She said some thing to the effect of, "Yes, I can see that.."  I asked her, "Were you a girl scout...?"  She said, "No..."  I responded with, "That's strange, as sweet as you are, I would have thought you were a brownie...!" 

Actually, I always allow women to go ahead of me.  My normal line is, "I used to be a cub scout."  On one occasion a woman responded, "I used to be a girl scout."  Then stumbled onto, "I can tell, anyone as sweet at you, must have been a brownie..."

So far I've used this 3 times, with very good results.  Even thou I'm not looking to pick some one up, it's fun to flirt a little.  Twice the women smiled and blushed.  The third had a box of wine in her cart and asked me if I liked wine. Yikes..!  I wasn't ready for that one.

Not to diminish serving in the junior ranks, but I always thought the standard line was "I used to be a boy scout"  (cub scouts are part of BSA)

In my experience I've found that the term cub scout isn't as threating to women while trying to pick them up at the grocery store as saying I'm a boy scout.

Yeah, everyone knows how intimidating boy scouts can be.

[Bad Dad]

Well, that certainly did a number on the banter.

you can rely on BD to take us off on a tangent, "brownies and cub scouts and snakes, Oh my!" 

Hey, where else can you get such good advise...?

Only in Penthouse magazine.

Speaking of Penthouse Forum, did you read the one about the guy that had an addiction to girls bicycle seats.?  Girls kept coming out and finding their seats missing.

[Travellin Dave]

Well, that certainly did a number on the banter.

you can rely on BD to take us off on a tangent, "brownies and cub scouts and snakes, Oh my!" 

Hey, where else can you get such good advise...?

Only in Penthouse magazine.

Speaking of Penthouse Forum, did you read the one about the guy that had an addiction to girls bicycle seats.?  Girls kept coming out and finding their seats missing.

Missed that one....or is that a confession?

[Travellin Dave]

I made up a new pick up line.  As I was leaving the grocery store, I met a nice lady going out of the door at the same time as I.  I stopped my cart and said, "Ladies first."  She smiled and went ahead of me.  As I follow her out the door I said, "You know, I used to be a cub scout." She said some thing to the effect of, "Yes, I can see that.."  I asked her, "Were you a girl scout...?"  She said, "No..."  I responded with, "That's strange, as sweet as you are, I would have thought you were a brownie...!" 

Actually, I always allow women to go ahead of me.  My normal line is, "I used to be a cub scout."  On one occasion a woman responded, "I used to be a girl scout."  Then stumbled onto, "I can tell, anyone as sweet at you, must have been a brownie..."

So far I've used this 3 times, with very good results.  Even thou I'm not looking to pick some one up, it's fun to flirt a little.  Twice the women smiled and blushed.  The third had a box of wine in her cart and asked me if I liked wine. Yikes..!  I wasn't ready for that one.

Not to diminish serving in the junior ranks, but I always thought the standard line was "I used to be a boy scout"  (cub scouts are part of BSA)

In my experience I've found that the term cub scout isn't as threating to women while trying to pick them up at the grocery store as saying I'm a boy scout.

I stand corrected.  Guess I'm out of practice in both pick up lines and grocery store flirting.

[Bad Dad]

Well, that certainly did a number on the banter.

The mental image of Bad Dad getting a snake run down his pipe has scarred me for life.

Also concerned about a sewer line coming out on the roof.

Hey, I'm not the professional.  I only checked to see if the snake was on the roof flopping all around.

[LuvTooGolf]

I made up a new pick up line.  As I was leaving the grocery store, I met a nice lady going out of the door at the same time as I.  I stopped my cart and said, "Ladies first."  She smiled and went ahead of me.  As I follow her out the door I said, "You know, I used to be a cub scout." She said some thing to the effect of, "Yes, I can see that.."  I asked her, "Were you a girl scout...?"  She said, "No..."  I responded with, "That's strange, as sweet as you are, I would have thought you were a brownie...!" 

Actually, I always allow women to go ahead of me.  My normal line is, "I used to be a cub scout."  On one occasion a woman responded, "I used to be a girl scout."  Then stumbled onto, "I can tell, anyone as sweet at you, must have been a brownie..."

So far I've used this 3 times, with very good results.  Even thou I'm not looking to pick some one up, it's fun to flirt a little.  Twice the women smiled and blushed.  The third had a box of wine in her cart and asked me if I liked wine. Yikes..!  I wasn't ready for that one.

Not to diminish serving in the junior ranks, but I always thought the standard line was "I used to be a boy scout"  (cub scouts are part of BSA)

In my experience I've found that the term cub scout isn't as threating to women while trying to pick them up at the grocery store as saying I'm a boy scout.

I stand corrected.  Guess I'm out of practice in both pick up lines and grocery store flirting.

I don't recommend the boy scout route, BD's experience notwithstanding.

[sfish]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

[Travellin Dave]

Alphabet deals are particularly crappy this week, unbanded bundles that shouldn't even qualify as 2nds.

[LuvTooGolf]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

Ditto, hazzuh!

[Bad Dad]

Well, that certainly did a number on the banter.

you can rely on BD to take us off on a tangent, "brownies and cub scouts and snakes, Oh my!" 

Hey, where else can you get such good advise...?

Only in Penthouse magazine.

Speaking of Penthouse Forum, did you read the one about the guy that had an addiction to girls bicycle seats.?  Girls kept coming out and finding their seats missing.

Missed that one....or is that a confession?

No, not me.  All thou we had a beautiful girl that worked in our office that was rumored to have never wore panties.  Even thou her desk chair was very tempting, I never gave in.  Some people do have their standards, and sniffing chairs is below mine...!  Well, at least for now.

[Travellin Dave]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

Last two pages should carry you.  Have a good one Fish.

[Bad Dad]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

Ditto, hazzuh!

Later fish man...

[South Carolina Redfish]

Later Fish & Golf

[Travellin Dave]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

Ditto, hazzuh!

He beat you out of the door again!  Have a good one Dave

[razgueado]

On that note, I'm outta here! See you guys tomorrow

Last two pages should carry you. 

I'd prefer to walk, thanks.