Morning Chip, Dave, Fishy.
Welcome back Dawg, it's been a while.
I've been here.
may be heading to the driving range later. got a best ball tourney tomorrow and my 5 wood has developed an annoying slice. if I can't remedy it today I may swap it out for my 5 iron that I tend to chunk a lot.
Sorry, its the real Dean. My eyes were only half open and I thought it was a dawg appearance.
I could use the Dawgs help now that the lady broke it off. may check out that redhead on the river a bit south here again.
Ah, the redhead!
Damn Dean, sorry to hear about the bikerlady - hopefully Dawg will keep his nose clean for a while while you give the redhead a shot!
she just needs to get her shit together. thinks she knows what's best for me.
Don't they all.
What is this, The He-Man Women Haters Club?
Was until you got here but now it is just the women haters.
That kind of talk will earn you a foot up your ass!
From who your wife?
Actually she's the one you should fear
Maybe - maybe not but I do know I do not need to fear you!
But I have not been beat up by a female in over 60 years so have my doubts about her too. 
That's true, especially since you keep making excuses not to come to CFest!
Does that include emotional female beatings?