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[South Carolina Redfish]

For Tex:
Dear Shaun,

I was recently named the president and CEO of United® and would like to take a few moments of your time to introduce myself to you, our valued customer.

I am excited about the incredible opportunity that the United team has to improve the travel experience essential to the vitality of global business and to the personal lives of millions of people. I want us to be your first choice for every trip you take, and we will put in the work needed to get there.

This goal can be achieved by delivering on three things that I believe are critical to any successful business.

First, we must focus on our customers. Getting you to your destination, on schedule, can make or break your ability to succeed in a work endeavor or to hug a family member at an important moment. If our performance has not met your expectations, I want you to know I'm committed to learning how to better meet your needs and desires.

Second, it's all about teamwork. To get you where you want to go safely and happily requires thousands of us working together with a shared purpose.

Third, this is a company and an industry that demands innovation. We are embracing the changes, and will continue to innovate with the goal of providing our customers better performance, service and products.

Above all, our passion for the safety of our customers and our people will be at the core of everything we do.

My co-workers and I will work each and every day to earn your loyalty by holding true to these principles. We can do better, and will keep listening to our customers to become the top-performing airline. My goal is for you to be as proud to fly United as I am to lead United.

Thank you for flying United.


Oscar Munoz
President and CEO, United Airlines

Fuk United Piece of $hit Airlines

[South Carolina Redfish]

Long day on the roads, my azz is wore out. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

For Tex:
Dear Shaun,

I was recently named the president and CEO of United® and would like to take a few moments of your time to introduce myself to you, our valued customer.

I am excited about the incredible opportunity that the United team has to improve the travel experience essential to the vitality of global business and to the personal lives of millions of people. I want us to be your first choice for every trip you take, and we will put in the work needed to get there.

This goal can be achieved by delivering on three things that I believe are critical to any successful business.

First, we must focus on our customers. Getting you to your destination, on schedule, can make or break your ability to succeed in a work endeavor or to hug a family member at an important moment. If our performance has not met your expectations, I want you to know I'm committed to learning how to better meet your needs and desires.

Second, it's all about teamwork. To get you where you want to go safely and happily requires thousands of us working together with a shared purpose.

Third, this is a company and an industry that demands innovation. We are embracing the changes, and will continue to innovate with the goal of providing our customers better performance, service and products.

Above all, our passion for the safety of our customers and our people will be at the core of everything we do.

My co-workers and I will work each and every day to earn your loyalty by holding true to these principles. We can do better, and will keep listening to our customers to become the top-performing airline. My goal is for you to be as proud to fly United as I am to lead United.

Thank you for flying United.


Oscar Munoz
President and CEO, United Airlines

Fuk United Piece of $hit Airlines

I believe they recently shortened their name to just plain ole "United".  Hahaha

[A Friend of Charlie]

Long day on the roads, my azz is wore out.

TWSS?

[cigarbreath]

For Tex:
Dear Shaun,

I was recently named the president and CEO of United® and would like to take a few moments of your time to introduce myself to you, our valued customer.

I am excited about the incredible opportunity that the United team has to improve the travel experience essential to the vitality of global business and to the personal lives of millions of people. I want us to be your first choice for every trip you take, and we will put in the work needed to get there.

This goal can be achieved by delivering on three things that I believe are critical to any successful business.

First, we must focus on our customers. Getting you to your destination, on schedule, can make or break your ability to succeed in a work endeavor or to hug a family member at an important moment. If our performance has not met your expectations, I want you to know I'm committed to learning how to better meet your needs and desires.

Second, it's all about teamwork. To get you where you want to go safely and happily requires thousands of us working together with a shared purpose.

Third, this is a company and an industry that demands innovation. We are embracing the changes, and will continue to innovate with the goal of providing our customers better performance, service and products.

Above all, our passion for the safety of our customers and our people will be at the core of everything we do.

My co-workers and I will work each and every day to earn your loyalty by holding true to these principles. We can do better, and will keep listening to our customers to become the top-performing airline. My goal is for you to be as proud to fly United as I am to lead United.

Thank you for flying United.


Oscar Munoz
President and CEO, United Airlines

Fuk United Piece of $hit Airlines

I believe they recently shortened their name to just plain ole "United".  Hahaha

Just think what they'll save on printing costs alone.

[A Friend of Charlie]

For Tex:
Dear Shaun,

I was recently named the president and CEO of United® and would like to take a few moments of your time to introduce myself to you, our valued customer.

I am excited about the incredible opportunity that the United team has to improve the travel experience essential to the vitality of global business and to the personal lives of millions of people. I want us to be your first choice for every trip you take, and we will put in the work needed to get there.

This goal can be achieved by delivering on three things that I believe are critical to any successful business.

First, we must focus on our customers. Getting you to your destination, on schedule, can make or break your ability to succeed in a work endeavor or to hug a family member at an important moment. If our performance has not met your expectations, I want you to know I'm committed to learning how to better meet your needs and desires.

Second, it's all about teamwork. To get you where you want to go safely and happily requires thousands of us working together with a shared purpose.

Third, this is a company and an industry that demands innovation. We are embracing the changes, and will continue to innovate with the goal of providing our customers better performance, service and products.

Above all, our passion for the safety of our customers and our people will be at the core of everything we do.

My co-workers and I will work each and every day to earn your loyalty by holding true to these principles. We can do better, and will keep listening to our customers to become the top-performing airline. My goal is for you to be as proud to fly United as I am to lead United.

Thank you for flying United.


Oscar Munoz
President and CEO, United Airlines

Fuk United Piece of $hit Airlines

I believe they recently shortened their name to just plain ole "United".  Hahaha

Just think what they'll save on printing costs alone.

It's all part of the budget cuts.    I'm sure they paid a consulting firm a ton of money to come up with that.

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, I smoked an RP Fifteenth robusto today after work and actually enjoyed it more than the Tat Verocu I smoked yesterday.  The Tat had much more complexity with the charcoal, cocoa and leather but I think it was too young and I didn't appreciate the aftertaste of bitter greens.

[cigarbreath]

By the way, I smoked an RP Fifteenth robusto today after work and actually enjoyed it more than the Tat Verocu I smoked yesterday.  The Tat had much more complexity with the charcoal, cocoa and leather but I think it was too young and I didn't appreciate the aftertaste of bitter greens.

Vegan Tat?

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, I smoked an RP Fifteenth robusto today after work and actually enjoyed it more than the Tat Verocu I smoked yesterday.  The Tat had much more complexity with the charcoal, cocoa and leather but I think it was too young and I didn't appreciate the aftertaste of bitter greens.

Vegan Tat?

No "leather" in anything vegan.  Sheesh.

[sfish]

Any word on the new EPC Oscuro?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Any word on the new EPC Oscuro?

I've got nothing for ya there.

[sfish]

Any word on the new EPC Oscuro?

I've got nothing for ya there.

Thinking about bidding on a box but no idea what they're like

[A Friend of Charlie]

Any word on the new EPC Oscuro?

I've got nothing for ya there.

Thinking about bidding on a box but no idea what they're like

I'm sure NJDave has an opinion.  Text him.

[cigarbreath]

Any word on the new EPC Oscuro?

No.

[razgueado]

Evening, muchachos. Sorry to be out of touch today. Had such a grand time last night that I left my phone at the Tycoon's house. Was okay, though, because I had a major problem to solve at work and without the distraction of bantering, I got it taken care of. Now I'm brain-fried and soothing it with Bourbon and a My Father Lancero.