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[Travellin Dave]

Good morning omelets .....

I'm not sure how to reply to this so I'll just say, hi BD.

Sort of like the theme from Fraiser, "Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My." I took as a reference to the nut cases that call into his show... Or in your case, the host..

That actually makes a bunch of sense.

Now THAT scares me!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning omelets .....

I'm not sure how to reply to this so I'll just say, hi BD.

Sort of like the theme from Fraiser, "Tossed salad and scrambled eggs Oh My." I took as a reference to the nut cases that call into his show... Or in your case, the host..

That actually makes a bunch of sense.

Now THAT scares me!

Work with me here and it'll pass.

[sfish]

Dear Dean,

Some weeks I send a deal out on a brand so popular and so well known, I feel any additional hyperbole is unnecessary and takes away from the beauty of the cigar being offered.  This is one of those weeks. 

Don Pepin Garcia "Blue Label" Generoso (6"x50) - 20 for $79.99 plus free shipping!

OR - BUY MORE AND SAVE MORE - $10 additional savings and GET $25 FREE

Get 2 packs (40 DPG Blue Labels for $150) and receive a free $25 Cigar.com Email Gift Card.

Load up on this Nicaraguan classic and save!

Yeah, looked twice at that one.  Would have to load up on 40 ea to get close to my target price.  Don't like them THAT much.

A lot for one guy, but not a bad split between 2 or more BotL.  Just sayin'.

well, I hit it for 40.

It's obvious that you're feeling generous today.  Did you throw in a $10 gas card too?

No, he tips the gas station attendants $10 cash...for nothing

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dear Dean,

Some weeks I send a deal out on a brand so popular and so well known, I feel any additional hyperbole is unnecessary and takes away from the beauty of the cigar being offered.  This is one of those weeks. 

Don Pepin Garcia "Blue Label" Generoso (6"x50) - 20 for $79.99 plus free shipping!

OR - BUY MORE AND SAVE MORE - $10 additional savings and GET $25 FREE

Get 2 packs (40 DPG Blue Labels for $150) and receive a free $25 Cigar.com Email Gift Card.

Load up on this Nicaraguan classic and save!

Yeah, looked twice at that one.  Would have to load up on 40 ea to get close to my target price.  Don't like them THAT much.

A lot for one guy, but not a bad split between 2 or more BotL.  Just sayin'.

well, I hit it for 40.

It's obvious that you're feeling generous today.  Did you throw in a $10 gas card too?

No, he tips the gas station attendants $10 cash...for nothing

He puts his tip in the biker lady too.  He sure does a lot of tipping.

[Bad Dad]

I mentioned this yesterday, my son didn't pay any attention to his toilet that was running.  So rather than paying a $25 water bill, he used 49,000 gal. of water which will cost $400.00.  He said, "I was wondering why the water wouldn't go into the toilet when I would flush it...?"

[FloridaDean]

Dear Dean,

Some weeks I send a deal out on a brand so popular and so well known, I feel any additional hyperbole is unnecessary and takes away from the beauty of the cigar being offered.  This is one of those weeks. 

Don Pepin Garcia "Blue Label" Generoso (6"x50) - 20 for $79.99 plus free shipping!

OR - BUY MORE AND SAVE MORE - $10 additional savings and GET $25 FREE

Get 2 packs (40 DPG Blue Labels for $150) and receive a free $25 Cigar.com Email Gift Card.

Load up on this Nicaraguan classic and save!

Yeah, looked twice at that one.  Would have to load up on 40 ea to get close to my target price.  Don't like them THAT much.

A lot for one guy, but not a bad split between 2 or more BotL.  Just sayin'.

well, I hit it for 40.

It's obvious that you're feeling generous today.  Did you throw in a $10 gas card too?

No, he tips the gas station attendants $10 cash...for nothing

He puts his tip in the biker lady too.  He sure does a lot of tipping.

the day may come when I can't tip, until then ........

[FloridaDean]

I mentioned this yesterday, my son didn't pay any attention to his toilet that was running.  So rather than paying a $25 water bill, he used 49,000 gal. of water which will cost $400.00.  He said, "I was wondering why the water wouldn't go into the toilet when I would flush it...?"

TexDave knows all about toilets.

[A Friend of Charlie]

the day may come when I can't tip, until then ........

God bless ya!

[Threebean]

Dear Dean,

Some weeks I send a deal out on a brand so popular and so well known, I feel any additional hyperbole is unnecessary and takes away from the beauty of the cigar being offered.  This is one of those weeks. 

Don Pepin Garcia "Blue Label" Generoso (6"x50) - 20 for $79.99 plus free shipping!

OR - BUY MORE AND SAVE MORE - $10 additional savings and GET $25 FREE

Get 2 packs (40 DPG Blue Labels for $150) and receive a free $25 Cigar.com Email Gift Card.

Load up on this Nicaraguan classic and save!

Yeah, looked twice at that one.  Would have to load up on 40 ea to get close to my target price.  Don't like them THAT much.

A lot for one guy, but not a bad split between 2 or more BotL.  Just sayin'.

well, I hit it for 40.

It's obvious that you're feeling generous today.  Did you throw in a $10 gas card too?

No, he tips the gas station attendants $10 cash...for nothing

That station attendant is still waiting in the restroom to give Dean his money's worth.

[flip from jersey]

Spent yesterday afternoon visiting my Cardiologists, office for an echo cardiogram.  It is a whole lot easier,
when it is just the EC, no stress test, or nuclear stress test.  In the morning. I drove Gabby to school, then stopped for a Taylor ham and cheese on a roll.  Bunch of old retirees in the bagel shop, they look like a regular morning thing.  After breakfast, went down a few stores to a Polish Mini market, and got flacksi, stuffed cabbages, new pickles, and some fresh keilbasy to grill.  stopped by a store to pick up a bottle of Triple Sec for my wife's Cosmo habit, but they only had Mohawk brand and it was 30 proof.  did not buy that.   will have to hit a better liquor store, instead of National Wholesale Liquidators.

Use Cointreau.  Tastes better, less sugar and it's 80 proof so will knock her on her ass.

she used all the Cointreau (French), and the Gran Gala (Italian).  those were my first suggestions, the other alternative Blue Curacao, would make the Cosmos purple. 

[Travellin Dave]

I mentioned this yesterday, my son didn't pay any attention to his toilet that was running.  So rather than paying a $25 water bill, he used 49,000 gal. of water which will cost $400.00.  He said, "I was wondering why the water wouldn't go into the toilet when I would flush it...?"

Is your whole family blonde?

[flip from jersey]

Spent yesterday afternoon visiting my Cardiologists, office for an echo cardiogram.  It is a whole lot easier,
when it is just the EC, no stress test, or nuclear stress test.  In the morning. I drove Gabby to school, then stopped for a Taylor ham and cheese on a roll.  Bunch of old retirees in the bagel shop, they look like a regular morning thing.  After breakfast, went down a few stores to a Polish Mini market, and got flacksi, stuffed cabbages, new pickles, and some fresh keilbasy to grill.  stopped by a store to pick up a bottle of Triple Sec for my wife's Cosmo habit, but they only had Mohawk brand and it was 30 proof.  did not buy that.   will have to hit a better liquor store, instead of National Wholesale Liquidators.

So the sangwich was before or after the echo?

Sandwich at 8am, sat listening the the old guys kibbutz, then bought the stuff for dinner, Cooked that after the echo around 5:30pm.   did not make the tripe soup yesterday, will have that today, when I go home.

Shouldn't that be kibbitz?  Kibbutz is a Jewish commie farming community.

Albert Vitaliano Filippini, my Yiddish is questionable. You can call me Don Vito....

[Travellin Dave]

Spent yesterday afternoon visiting my Cardiologists, office for an echo cardiogram.  It is a whole lot easier,
when it is just the EC, no stress test, or nuclear stress test.  In the morning. I drove Gabby to school, then stopped for a Taylor ham and cheese on a roll.  Bunch of old retirees in the bagel shop, they look like a regular morning thing.  After breakfast, went down a few stores to a Polish Mini market, and got flacksi, stuffed cabbages, new pickles, and some fresh keilbasy to grill.  stopped by a store to pick up a bottle of Triple Sec for my wife's Cosmo habit, but they only had Mohawk brand and it was 30 proof.  did not buy that.   will have to hit a better liquor store, instead of National Wholesale Liquidators.

Use Cointreau.  Tastes better, less sugar and it's 80 proof so will knock her on her ass.

she used all the Cointreau (French), and the Gran Gala (Italian).  those were my first suggestions, the other alternative Blue Curacao, would make the Cosmos purple. 

As well as your mouth when you drink it.

[flip from jersey]

Spent yesterday afternoon visiting my Cardiologists, office for an echo cardiogram.  It is a whole lot easier,
when it is just the EC, no stress test, or nuclear stress test.  In the morning. I drove Gabby to school, then stopped for a Taylor ham and cheese on a roll.  Bunch of old retirees in the bagel shop, they look like a regular morning thing.  After breakfast, went down a few stores to a Polish Mini market, and got flacksi, stuffed cabbages, new pickles, and some fresh keilbasy to grill.  stopped by a store to pick up a bottle of Triple Sec for my wife's Cosmo habit, but they only had Mohawk brand and it was 30 proof.  did not buy that.   will have to hit a better liquor store, instead of National Wholesale Liquidators.

So the sangwich was before or after the echo?

Sandwich at 8am, sat listening the the old guys kibbutz, then bought the stuff for dinner, Cooked that after the echo around 5:30pm.   did not make the tripe soup yesterday, will have that today, when I go home.

Is it just me or was my question still not answered??  Actually, after reading Flip's response 8 or 9 times I believe he did answer the question.  I just have a very short attention span and was expecting a "before" or "after" as opposed to having to solve a word problem:

If Flip left the train station at 8:am going 24 MPH and the Polish Mini Mart was 3.8 miles away...

What color were the train conductor's eyes?  Note Bene: I did not say you were the train conductor! 

[Travellin Dave]

Spent yesterday afternoon visiting my Cardiologists, office for an echo cardiogram.  It is a whole lot easier,
when it is just the EC, no stress test, or nuclear stress test.  In the morning. I drove Gabby to school, then stopped for a Taylor ham and cheese on a roll.  Bunch of old retirees in the bagel shop, they look like a regular morning thing.  After breakfast, went down a few stores to a Polish Mini market, and got flacksi, stuffed cabbages, new pickles, and some fresh keilbasy to grill.  stopped by a store to pick up a bottle of Triple Sec for my wife's Cosmo habit, but they only had Mohawk brand and it was 30 proof.  did not buy that.   will have to hit a better liquor store, instead of National Wholesale Liquidators.

So the sangwich was before or after the echo?

Sandwich at 8am, sat listening the the old guys kibbutz, then bought the stuff for dinner, Cooked that after the echo around 5:30pm.   did not make the tripe soup yesterday, will have that today, when I go home.

Shouldn't that be kibbitz?  Kibbutz is a Jewish commie farming community.

Albert Vitaliano Filippini, my Yiddish is questionable. You can call me Don Vito....

Still, if you're going to use the lingo, use it right.