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[Travellin Dave]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

Its the beginning of the end!

[South Carolina Redfish]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

Secret to old age according to my dad when he was about 85 is to develop a routine that works for everything and stick to it, otherwise you will Fuk-up.  Your routine is debit card so that is what you do.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

Your intention was the problem, you intended to buy gas and you did so no problem.  Next time intend to go pay and put gas in the Jeep.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Time for some breakfast then hit the highway.  Have a good day

[LSUFAN]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

It happens all the time Dean, you should have gone back for it.

[Travellin Dave]

On with the day, BBL

[Threebean]

Good morning, men.  I intended to get gas on the way in this morning, too, but when I got the the intended station near the shop I saw it was the highest priced of all I had passed.  F'k them, that ain't how capitalism works!

[flip from jersey]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

Yeah, but that gas station attendant, thinks you have a crush on him....
Good morning boys.

[CigarGuy87]

Happy Tuesday gents!

[flip from jersey]

200 miles from home enjoy.ing my coffee and the Warden calls asking me why she sound does not work on yet he TV.  Fuk if I know it worked just fine when I left yesterday.........lAnd on and on and on...... Well it does not work now .......

does she now have closed captioning? did someone accidentally hit the mute button?  I got yelled at this week, cause i let Verizon, upgrade our Extreme HD bundle, to give us free HBO and Showtime.  Little did I know the re-bundling would drop Hallmark Murder and Mysteries, as well as Pivot.  I apparently did this so she could no longer watch Diagnosis Murder, and those other old shows, she likes so much.  it just goes to show you...

[flip from jersey]

I recently went to a gas station near my trailer with the intention of buying gas. It was a rare occasion, as I actually had cash (I normally pay for everything on debit). I walked up to the station and gave the man $10. I then proceeded to walk back to my car, get inside, and drive away. It was about five minutes later, on the highway, that I realized that I hadn't actually pumped any gas. I was too ashamed to go back.

It happens all the time Dean, you should have gone back for it.

It is more embarrassing to drive away with the hose still in your tank, they hate that!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning, bitches!

[flip from jersey]

Good morning, men.  I intended to get gas on the way in this morning, too, but when I got the the intended station near the shop I saw it was the highest priced of all I had passed.  F'k them, that ain't how capitalism works!

We are down to about $1.92 for regular, though, I may have seen a $1.85 in my travels yesterday.

[flip from jersey]

Good morning, bitches!

Tony is here!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Happy Tuesday gents!

Blow it out your arse!