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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #165 on: September 14, 2015, 05:00:31 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #166 on: September 14, 2015, 05:20:00 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
Bad Dads?
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #167 on: September 14, 2015, 05:29:46 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
Bad Dads?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #168 on: September 14, 2015, 05:43:09 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
Bad Dads?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
We don't judge.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #169 on: September 14, 2015, 05:43:22 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
The little lady must have him thrown off his game still "thanking him" for the new car.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #170 on: September 14, 2015, 05:44:01 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
Bad Dads?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
We don't judge.
Nope, not us.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #171 on: September 14, 2015, 05:44:46 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #172 on: September 14, 2015, 05:44:51 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
That's a new x-factor we never saw coming!
Bad Dads?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Get double the stories!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #173 on: September 14, 2015, 05:46:09 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
Thank God for small favors.  Glad it went smoothly.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #174 on: September 14, 2015, 05:50:50 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
Thank God for small favors.  Glad it went smoothly.
Took a drive up to Waco to visit Joanna and Chip.  Then took a nice walk around Baylor campus.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #175 on: September 14, 2015, 05:52:28 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
Thank God for small favors.  Glad it went smoothly.
Took a drive up to Waco to visit Joanna and Chip.  Then took a nice walk around Baylor campus.
Sweet!  I'm gonna head on outta here with my Tatuaje Havana VI Verocu Corona Larga.  Have a great evening, everyone.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #176 on: September 14, 2015, 06:00:50 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
Thank God for small favors.  Glad it went smoothly.
Took a drive up to Waco to visit Joanna and Chip.  Then took a nice walk around Baylor campus.
Sweet!  I'm gonna head on outta here with my Tatuaje Havana VI Verocu Corona Larga.  Have a great evening, everyone.
Later Tony.  Two football games tonight!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #177 on: September 14, 2015, 06:02:09 PM »

Got into Austin 15 minutes early this morning.  TexDave must have been nowhere near the airport.
Thank God for small favors.  Glad it went smoothly.
Took a drive up to Waco to visit Joanna and Chip.  Then took a nice walk around Baylor campus.
Wacoans of the Year!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #178 on: September 14, 2015, 06:23:16 PM »

Perdomo Champagne Sun Grown before dinner....hot out here!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #179 on: September 14, 2015, 07:18:46 PM »

Evening smokers, no smoke here tonight.   Long day on the American Roads.
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