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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #150 on: September 14, 2015, 03:08:48 PM »

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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #151 on: September 14, 2015, 03:11:46 PM »

Sheesh!
You fart again Tony?
As a matter of fact, I did.  I thought keeping the fan under my desk would make it dissipate quicker plus cover up the sound.  Can't get one past you though.  Oh well.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #152 on: September 14, 2015, 03:11:52 PM »

Fuck you, Scott.
What did I say??
Maybe Tony didn't take kindly to your bail quip?
Certainly appears that way, I guess he really didn't have a good weekend.

I'm deleting my account
Just be back in 2 weeks with another user name.
Dean's Penis is already taken
Where did he come up with calling his dick 'Dawg'?  I figure that must be a pretty good story
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #153 on: September 14, 2015, 03:15:11 PM »

On the lighter side, here's a painting my 3 year old grandson painted the other day.  As much as I would like to hear, "he's great, he's smart, he's wonderful...," I'd really appreciate an honest evaluation.  I'm not sure what to make of it, because I have no idea what level a 3 year old would draw at.  In all honesty, he will be 4 in about 1 1/2 more months.  I asked him what it was, and he said it was his sister and plants.
Awesome picture.  Seems like a pretty bright kid.  I've got 40 years on him and I can't do any better.   ;D
Maybe he should send the kid to fix the toilet
I agree with you on that one.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #154 on: September 14, 2015, 03:16:44 PM »

I have to go and get some gas for my lawn mower.  bbl...
I got the backyard cut.  I should have taken the pain pills before I started. ugh..!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2015, 03:17:07 PM »

Sheesh!
You fart again Tony?
As a matter of fact, I did.  I thought keeping the fan under my desk would make it dissipate quicker plus cover up the sound.  Can't get one past you though.  Oh well.
I've always had a pretty good hearing ability
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2015, 03:24:24 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2015, 03:27:38 PM »

Well, it's back outside to cut the front yard... bbl.
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2015, 03:39:37 PM »

Sheesh!
You fart again Tony?
As a matter of fact, I did.  I thought keeping the fan under my desk would make it dissipate quicker plus cover up the sound.  Can't get one past you though.  Oh well.
I've always had a pretty good hearing ability
What?
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #159 on: September 14, 2015, 03:41:22 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #160 on: September 14, 2015, 03:52:33 PM »

Sheesh!
You fart again Tony?
As a matter of fact, I did.  I thought keeping the fan under my desk would make it dissipate quicker plus cover up the sound.  Can't get one past you though.  Oh well.
I've always had a pretty good hearing ability
What?
I see what you did there
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #161 on: September 14, 2015, 04:17:48 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #162 on: September 14, 2015, 04:19:59 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #163 on: September 14, 2015, 04:23:18 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
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Re: 9/14/2015
« Reply #164 on: September 14, 2015, 04:39:37 PM »

We're really racking up the mile on the new car.  It just turn over to 70.  My wife has been really nice to me since I bought it for her.  He got me a 1/5 th of Fighting Cock and a 1/5 th of Bullet Rye.  I told her if she ever wants to do something nice for me, buy me a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed. :)  We called a junk yard to pick up her old car.  They quoted us $20 a ton for scrap, and offered us $40, but we would have to pay them $30 for the tow.  So we went online to a website that was recommended to my wife called, "pick and pull."  You enter your car information, make, model, year.  Answer questions such as, is all the glass in the car, doe it have a radiator, any holes in the body, and it popped up $130.  Press enter and they came out on Friday and gave us a check and towed it off.
Anybody else see that "pick and pull" story going in a completely different way?
I was surprised to read it and not really pull anything remotely sexual out of it...didn't seem right!
What's this world coming to when you can't rely on BD including some kind of innuendo in each post?  WTF!?
It's a damn shame!
That, and referring to his wife as "he". Is there something I don't know?
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