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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #135 on: September 09, 2015, 11:27:49 AM »

You boyz better be careful where you stick that thang!


Police find loaded pistol in woman's vagina during Waco traffic stop


WACO, TX (KTRK) --

 A traffic stop led to a drug bust in Waco, Texas. The case then turned bizarre when police found a loaded handgun in a female suspect's genitals.

It happened just after 11:00pm Monday when officers pulled over a 1998 Toyota for a traffic violation. The officer discovered the driver, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was hiding Methamphetamine under his driver's seat.


Police then searched the vehicle further and discovered the passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was hiding 29.5 grams of Methamphetamine in her purse. She was also taken into custody.

As both suspects were being transported to jail, police say Castaneda told them she had a concealed a handgun hidden inside her private parts.

Officers immediately pulled over and conducted a cavity search. They quickly discovered the loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside Castaneda's genitals. Police say the .22 cal. semi-auto handgun had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.
It's a good thing she didn't take a load in her cooch.
And just think your wife wants to move there????
She'd be fine there, she's taken a bunch of loads in her cooch.
LMFAO
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #136 on: September 09, 2015, 11:44:04 AM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #137 on: September 09, 2015, 11:51:38 AM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
A little needed rain moving our way but who knows if it will actually get here or break up.
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #138 on: September 09, 2015, 11:58:21 AM »

You boyz better be careful where you stick that thang!


Police find loaded pistol in woman's vagina during Waco traffic stop


WACO, TX (KTRK) --

 A traffic stop led to a drug bust in Waco, Texas. The case then turned bizarre when police found a loaded handgun in a female suspect's genitals.

It happened just after 11:00pm Monday when officers pulled over a 1998 Toyota for a traffic violation. The officer discovered the driver, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was hiding Methamphetamine under his driver's seat.


Police then searched the vehicle further and discovered the passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was hiding 29.5 grams of Methamphetamine in her purse. She was also taken into custody.

As both suspects were being transported to jail, police say Castaneda told them she had a concealed a handgun hidden inside her private parts.

Officers immediately pulled over and conducted a cavity search. They quickly discovered the loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside Castaneda's genitals. Police say the .22 cal. semi-auto handgun had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.
It's a good thing she didn't take a load in her cooch.
And just think your wife wants to move there????
She'd be fine there, she's taken a bunch of loads in her cooch.
LMFAO
Good lord Tony, LALTS!
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #139 on: September 09, 2015, 11:59:10 AM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
We just hit the good weather Tuesday after a week of solid mid-90s and HIGH humidity, highs in the low 70s and mornings in the low-mid 50s now
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #140 on: September 09, 2015, 12:06:20 PM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
We just hit the good weather Tuesday after a week of solid mid-90s and HIGH humidity, highs in the low 70s and mornings in the low-mid 50s now
That will be December weather for us
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #141 on: September 09, 2015, 12:06:49 PM »

The question is what do I want for lunch?
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #142 on: September 09, 2015, 12:07:37 PM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
We just hit the good weather Tuesday after a week of solid mid-90s and HIGH humidity, highs in the low 70s and mornings in the low-mid 50s now
That will be December weather for us
I'm not mentally prepared to think about our December weather yet
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #143 on: September 09, 2015, 12:07:46 PM »

The question is what do I want for lunch?
Loaded Pussy?
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #144 on: September 09, 2015, 12:09:06 PM »

The question is what do I want for lunch?
Loaded Pussy?
Dahhhh, don't think so.

Next best thing some Fried Shrimp maybe.
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #145 on: September 09, 2015, 12:19:55 PM »

It's year round, so I had classes all summer and kept going into the fall(24/33 credits done).  I am done in Dec with my thesis defense around the 2nd week in Dec, possibly a week earlier and then I'm officially done! 
The warden just applied to graduate school last night, University of Cincinnati to be a Nurse Practitioner in Women's Health...if all goes according to plan she will start in Jan '16 and be done in May '18
That's a great field.  My buddy and his wife are both doctors and they are encouraging their kids to take the Nurse Practitioner track.  Will she have to be going out to Ohio at all or can she do the whole thing remotely?
I agree, it's an amazing field with almost the same capabilities as a Doc...unless you want to do surgeries or a specialty I would go the NP route all day.  She can do the whole thing remotely - we will probably go there so she can walk for graduation, since neither of us have been to beautiful Cincy ;)
Avoid Oxford. Lot of riff-raff down that way. ;)
Haha, I hear some stories about their atmosphere since they are in our hockey conference - I wish it was closer cause I would love to make that trip.
I hear they have a great Halloween, even bigger than the one we had at Kent, which was crazy. But I was mostly referring to cb. Lol
How goes it, LTG?
Same old, same old. Finally cooling off today, supposedly. Hope to get a cigar in again. How's about you?
Still hot as balls here.  Bean's fault.  Doubt I'll get a cigar in because I have another back to school night to attend this evening.
Hopefully whatever is passing our way today will get to you tomorrow. Was still pretty humid this morning, but looks like the temp has actually gone down since I got here.
We just hit the good weather Tuesday after a week of solid mid-90s and HIGH humidity, highs in the low 70s and mornings in the low-mid 50s now
That will be December weather for us
I'm not mentally prepared to think about our December weather yet
Ugh, no kidding. Give me 90 and a shitload of humidity any day of the week over that nonsense.
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #146 on: September 09, 2015, 12:32:53 PM »

Morning Invisible Mayor wherever you are lurking from.
Good morning right back atcha.
LOL, always fun to wake you up.
Always fun to be aroused.   ;)
Maybe you two should arrange for a little rendezvous in Charleston or something.
Speaking of rendezvous, did we ever figure out when the next NJHerf is?
Didn't know that it was in the planning.  Give me some general idea as my dance card is starting to fill up.
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #147 on: September 09, 2015, 12:36:47 PM »

You boyz better be careful where you stick that thang!


Police find loaded pistol in woman's vagina during Waco traffic stop


WACO, TX (KTRK) --

 A traffic stop led to a drug bust in Waco, Texas. The case then turned bizarre when police found a loaded handgun in a female suspect's genitals.

It happened just after 11:00pm Monday when officers pulled over a 1998 Toyota for a traffic violation. The officer discovered the driver, Gabriel Garcia, 30, was hiding Methamphetamine under his driver's seat.


Police then searched the vehicle further and discovered the passenger, Ashley Cecilia Castaneda, 31, was hiding 29.5 grams of Methamphetamine in her purse. She was also taken into custody.

As both suspects were being transported to jail, police say Castaneda told them she had a concealed a handgun hidden inside her private parts.

Officers immediately pulled over and conducted a cavity search. They quickly discovered the loaded Smith and Wesson pistol inside Castaneda's genitals. Police say the .22 cal. semi-auto handgun had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets.
It's a good thing she didn't take a load in her cooch.
And just think your wife wants to move there????
Maybe she's been practicing her concealed carry already..... :o
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #148 on: September 09, 2015, 01:07:38 PM »

Fried Shrimp were excellent!
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Re: 9/9/2015
« Reply #149 on: September 09, 2015, 01:07:50 PM »

Morning Invisible Mayor wherever you are lurking from.
Good morning right back atcha.
LOL, always fun to wake you up.
Always fun to be aroused.   ;)
Maybe you two should arrange for a little rendezvous in Charleston or something.
Speaking of rendezvous, did we ever figure out when the next NJHerf is?
Didn't know that it was in the planning.  Give me some general idea as my dance card is starting to fill up.
Originally we had talked about this week some time but Fish wasn't sure because of his kids going back to school.  I may still be able to do tomorrow night, but no promises.  What's 3B's schedule?
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