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[LuvTooGolf]

Boy helped me and we took two truckloads of crap to the Goodwill yesterday.  Warden was pissed which made me feel even better.

Do you know if they'll take a well used spouse?

Just put her in a hefty bag with everything else and don't say anything.

Yeah, those guys barely pay attention when you drop anything off.

[Travellin Dave]

Tex, did you ever smoke any of those unbanded I sent you?

Not yet, your Humi has been to the Caribbean and back though.

Glad somebody took their cigars to the Caribbean with them.

I have no regrets.  GFY.

Correction:  I have many many many regrets but bringing cigars to St. Thomas isn't one of them.  I didn't want to have to pay for an additional suitcase AND I tried a new stick that I otherwise wouldn't have.

But it took you the whole week to get out and buy them.

You shouldn't dwell so much on the past.  I plan to do a ton of stupid shit in the future too.

+1

[A Friend of Charlie]

Just went back inside to get a coffee refill and everyone is still sound asleep.  I get to enjoy this peace and quiet for a little longer.

Shit, my kids were up by 6. First they came in our room wanting to know if they could go downstairs to watch tv. Then they came in because the middle one lost a tooth. Sheesh!

I had my 9 year old lose a tooth while we were on vacation and I had to play tooth fairy at 3am.  What a pain in the ass.  My wife just snored away.  Those kids would never get shit if it weren't for me.

And you don't even get any!

Thank God for small favors. 
Edit:  17 years of aforementioned regrets right there.

funny, but I guess sad but true also.

Luckily she doesn't know the URL for this website. 

So she hasn't seen your hoodie then? Haha

No sir.  I wouldn't spend that kind of money on her. 

[South Carolina Redfish]

This sucker smokes kinda fast.  I expected it to last more than 90 minutes.  TWSS!

I hardly think she said that!!  You just wish she expected that.

[Travellin Dave]

Boy helped me and we took two truckloads of crap to the Goodwill yesterday.  Warden was pissed which made me feel even better.

Do you know if they'll take a well used spouse?

Just put her in a hefty bag with everything else and don't say anything.

Yeah, those guys barely pay attention when you drop anything off.

And you can write it off on taxes.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Boy helped me and we took two truckloads of crap to the Goodwill yesterday.  Warden was pissed which made me feel even better.

Do you know if they'll take a well used spouse?

If I thought they would then I would have already taken one and dropped her off.  They have a big sign that says No Hazardous Materials Accepted which I think covers Wardens because she is definitely hazardous to my health.

That's all part of their plan to get at the life insurance.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Just got an e-mail about "Top Shelf Gurkhas". Deleted it without opening, had to be spam. Lol

Not true.  I love SPAM.  Perhaps I'm Hawaiian. 

Well, if we're talking about SPAM, then I agree. That stuff is great.

Love it with mac and cheese.  Having said that, we haven't bought any in a long while because it isn't the healthiest food choice.

Definitely not healthy and been several years since I had any but my preference is to slice it about 1/4" thick then throw it in the skillet and brown both sides.  Mayo and lettuce with spam on some toasted white bread.  My mother used to make those when I was a kiddo.  She said they were Poor folks BLT's but I don't like tomatoes so just BL's for me.

I always do the sliced and skillet thing.  Never tried it that way though and it sounds terrific.

They really are good and now I am wanting one.

Damn it, now I do, too. Shopping day tomorrow, I may have to sneak a can in the cart. Wife hates the stuff, but I think she just hates the stigma of it being poor people's food. Like what the hell does she think we are, amiright? 

Stuff ain't even cheap anymore.

[LuvTooGolf]

Just got an e-mail about "Top Shelf Gurkhas". Deleted it without opening, had to be spam. Lol

Not true.  I love SPAM.  Perhaps I'm Hawaiian. 

Well, if we're talking about SPAM, then I agree. That stuff is great.

Love it with mac and cheese.  Having said that, we haven't bought any in a long while because it isn't the healthiest food choice.

Definitely not healthy and been several years since I had any but my preference is to slice it about 1/4" thick then throw it in the skillet and brown both sides.  Mayo and lettuce with spam on some toasted white bread.  My mother used to make those when I was a kiddo.  She said they were Poor folks BLT's but I don't like tomatoes so just BL's for me.

I always do the sliced and skillet thing.  Never tried it that way though and it sounds terrific.

They really are good and now I am wanting one.

Damn it, now I do, too. Shopping day tomorrow, I may have to sneak a can in the cart. Wife hates the stuff, but I think she just hates the stigma of it being poor people's food. Like what the hell does she think we are, amiright? 

Stuff ain't even cheap anymore.

Thanks, Obama.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Just got an e-mail about "Top Shelf Gurkhas". Deleted it without opening, had to be spam. Lol

Not true.  I love SPAM.  Perhaps I'm Hawaiian. 

Well, if we're talking about SPAM, then I agree. That stuff is great.

Love it with mac and cheese.  Having said that, we haven't bought any in a long while because it isn't the healthiest food choice.

Definitely not healthy and been several years since I had any but my preference is to slice it about 1/4" thick then throw it in the skillet and brown both sides.  Mayo and lettuce with spam on some toasted white bread.  My mother used to make those when I was a kiddo.  She said they were Poor folks BLT's but I don't like tomatoes so just BL's for me.

I always do the sliced and skillet thing.  Never tried it that way though and it sounds terrific.

They really are good and now I am wanting one.

Damn it, now I do, too. Shopping day tomorrow, I may have to sneak a can in the cart. Wife hates the stuff, but I think she just hates the stigma of it being poor people's food. Like what the hell does she think we are, amiright? 

My warden loves it so I usually pick up a ton of it at Costco.

[A Friend of Charlie]

This sucker smokes kinda fast.  I expected it to last more than 90 minutes.  TWSS!

I hardly think she said that!!  You just wish she expected that.

Not at all.  5 minutes is plenty.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Tex, did you ever smoke any of those unbanded I sent you?

Not yet, your Humi has been to the Caribbean and back though.

Glad somebody took their cigars to the Caribbean with them.

I have no regrets.  GFY.

Correction:  I have many many many regrets but bringing cigars to St. Thomas isn't one of them.  I didn't want to have to pay for an additional suitcase AND I tried a new stick that I otherwise wouldn't have.

But it took you the whole week to get out and buy them.

You shouldn't dwell so much on the past.  I plan to do a ton of stupid shit in the future too.

There are those of us that have done a lot and plan to do a lot more stupid shit and then there are those who just don't plan.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Just got an e-mail about "Top Shelf Gurkhas". Deleted it without opening, had to be spam. Lol

Not true.  I love SPAM.  Perhaps I'm Hawaiian. 

Well, if we're talking about SPAM, then I agree. That stuff is great.

Love it with mac and cheese.  Having said that, we haven't bought any in a long while because it isn't the healthiest food choice.

Definitely not healthy and been several years since I had any but my preference is to slice it about 1/4" thick then throw it in the skillet and brown both sides.  Mayo and lettuce with spam on some toasted white bread.  My mother used to make those when I was a kiddo.  She said they were Poor folks BLT's but I don't like tomatoes so just BL's for me.

I always do the sliced and skillet thing.  Never tried it that way though and it sounds terrific.

They really are good and now I am wanting one.

Damn it, now I do, too. Shopping day tomorrow, I may have to sneak a can in the cart. Wife hates the stuff, but I think she just hates the stigma of it being poor people's food. Like what the hell does she think we are, amiright? 

Stuff ain't even cheap anymore.

Thanks, Obama.

LMFAO!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of plans, couldn't have planned it any better;  cigar is out and the kids are awake.  Great Labor Day so far.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of plans, couldn't have planned it any better;  cigar is out and the kids are awake.  Great Labor Day so far.

Now I guess you got to put your apron on and take breakfast orders.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of plans, couldn't have planned it any better;  cigar is out and the kids are awake.  Great Labor Day so far.

Now I guess you got to put your apron on and take breakfast orders.

The boys ate cereal bars and are already playing Super Mario.  The girls slept over a friend's house last night and aren't here yet.  (I'm still a bit uneasy over this because it is a first).