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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #105 on: September 06, 2015, 04:15:36 PM »

Good afternoon all ...
hi BD.

and Sly Steve.
How ya doing Dean...?  I see you survived the camping trip... :)
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #106 on: September 06, 2015, 04:29:51 PM »

Good afternoon all ...
hi BD.

and Sly Steve.
How ya doing Dean...?  I see you survived the camping trip... :)
yes I did. liked it so much we're going back in October.

just got back from Ybor City and Tarpon Springs buying cigars.
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #107 on: September 06, 2015, 04:41:24 PM »

Well, you guys won't have to listen to me rattle my brain any more over a new car.  We finally made up our minds to get a Honda Civic.  At the last minute my wife said, "You always sit in the drivers seat, maybe you should sit in the passenger seat for when I drive."  Little did I realize that the drivers seat goes up and down and when I was sitting in the Civic it was always down.  Well, the passenger seat doesn't go up and down and is in a fixed position. When I went to get in, I had to contort myself to get in and out of the car.  Ooops...  There goes the Civic.  So we had to step up to the Accord which has more room.  The worse part was the salesman explaining how the car works.  I had to initial and sign off on each question... The questions seemed to have gone on for 1/2 an hour.  Do you know if you press the station button on the radio and hold it in for 3 seconds it will beep and set the station to that button..?  Aaaa, yes I knew that...!  Well, initial here that I went over this with you.  Would you know if your driving down the highway and the back-up camera shows your going in the other direction, would you realize some thing is wrong...?  Godddd dang man, stop with the questions...!  Well initial here. My wife actually had to give me two Advils at that point...  5 hours later, we finally got to leave.  My wife said, "I'm too scared to drive it..!"  Are you fricking crazy..???  You can't drive the truck... Get your damn ass in that thing and drive it..!  My wife starts the car and in an excited voice she screams, "We got one with an air conditioner...!"  I looked at her and said, "I hope the hell we bought one with an air conditioner..!"  Oh well..!   
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #108 on: September 06, 2015, 04:45:25 PM »

Good afternoon all ...
hi BD.

and Sly Steve.
How ya doing Dean...?  I see you survived the camping trip... :)
yes I did. liked it so much we're going back in October.

just got back from Ybor City and Tarpon Springs buying cigars.
I got a 10 pack of Unholy Cocktails in the mail the other day, so I'm happy.  For some reason I seemed to have clicked pretty good with that cigar along with 3 or 4 fingers of whiskey.
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #109 on: September 06, 2015, 04:47:09 PM »

Well, you guys won't have to listen to me rattle my brain any more over a new car.  We finally made up our minds to get a Honda Civic.  At the last minute my wife said, "You always sit in the drivers seat, maybe you should sit in the passenger seat for when I drive."  Little did I realize that the drivers seat goes up and down and when I was sitting in the Civic it was always down.  Well, the passenger seat doesn't go up and down and is in a fixed position. When I went to get in, I had to contort myself to get in and out of the car.  Ooops...  There goes the Civic.  So we had to step up to the Accord which has more room.  The worse part was the salesman explaining how the car works.  I had to initial and sign off on each question... The questions seemed to have gone on for 1/2 an hour.  Do you know if you press the station button on the radio and hold it in for 3 seconds it will beep and set the station to that button..?  Aaaa, yes I knew that...!  Well, initial here that I went over this with you.  Would you know if your driving down the highway and the back-up camera shows your going in the other direction, would you realize some thing is wrong...?  Godddd dang man, stop with the questions...!  Well initial here. My wife actually had to give me two Advils at that point...  5 hours later, we finally got to leave.  My wife said, "I'm too scared to drive it..!"  Are you fricking crazy..???  You can't drive the truck... Get your damn ass in that thing and drive it..!  My wife starts the car and in an excited voice she screams, "We got one with an air conditioner...!"  I looked at her and said, "I hope the hell we bought one with an air conditioner..!"  Oh well..!
looks nice BD.
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #110 on: September 06, 2015, 05:11:59 PM »

Well, you guys won't have to listen to me rattle my brain any more over a new car.  We finally made up our minds to get a Honda Civic.  At the last minute my wife said, "You always sit in the drivers seat, maybe you should sit in the passenger seat for when I drive."  Little did I realize that the drivers seat goes up and down and when I was sitting in the Civic it was always down.  Well, the passenger seat doesn't go up and down and is in a fixed position. When I went to get in, I had to contort myself to get in and out of the car.  Ooops...  There goes the Civic.  So we had to step up to the Accord which has more room.  The worse part was the salesman explaining how the car works.  I had to initial and sign off on each question... The questions seemed to have gone on for 1/2 an hour.  Do you know if you press the station button on the radio and hold it in for 3 seconds it will beep and set the station to that button..?  Aaaa, yes I knew that...!  Well, initial here that I went over this with you.  Would you know if your driving down the highway and the back-up camera shows your going in the other direction, would you realize some thing is wrong...?  Godddd dang man, stop with the questions...!  Well initial here. My wife actually had to give me two Advils at that point...  5 hours later, we finally got to leave.  My wife said, "I'm too scared to drive it..!"  Are you fricking crazy..???  You can't drive the truck... Get your damn ass in that thing and drive it..!  My wife starts the car and in an excited voice she screams, "We got one with an air conditioner...!"  I looked at her and said, "I hope the hell we bought one with an air conditioner..!"  Oh well..!
looks nice BD.
Thanks...  My wife really loves it.  When we got it home I asked my wife, "Well, how do you like it...?"  She said, "It's fast.."  And again I said, "How to you like it..?"  She says, "It's fast.."  I said, "But HOW do you like it...???"  She says, "Is it supposed to be that fast..?"  It's not really that fast, but to her it is.  And finally she said, "I love it.."
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #111 on: September 06, 2015, 05:26:24 PM »

It's time for me to fix supper... bbl.
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #112 on: September 06, 2015, 06:23:57 PM »

Well, you guys won't have to listen to me rattle my brain any more over a new car.  We finally made up our minds to get a Honda Civic.  At the last minute my wife said, "You always sit in the drivers seat, maybe you should sit in the passenger seat for when I drive."  Little did I realize that the drivers seat goes up and down and when I was sitting in the Civic it was always down.  Well, the passenger seat doesn't go up and down and is in a fixed position. When I went to get in, I had to contort myself to get in and out of the car.  Ooops...  There goes the Civic.  So we had to step up to the Accord which has more room.  The worse part was the salesman explaining how the car works.  I had to initial and sign off on each question... The questions seemed to have gone on for 1/2 an hour.  Do you know if you press the station button on the radio and hold it in for 3 seconds it will beep and set the station to that button..?  Aaaa, yes I knew that...!  Well, initial here that I went over this with you.  Would you know if your driving down the highway and the back-up camera shows your going in the other direction, would you realize some thing is wrong...?  Godddd dang man, stop with the questions...!  Well initial here. My wife actually had to give me two Advils at that point...  5 hours later, we finally got to leave.  My wife said, "I'm too scared to drive it..!"  Are you fricking crazy..???  You can't drive the truck... Get your damn ass in that thing and drive it..!  My wife starts the car and in an excited voice she screams, "We got one with an air conditioner...!"  I looked at her and said, "I hope the hell we bought one with an air conditioner..!"  Oh well..!
Excellent choice Dad!!!!!   Tell her to walk if she does not like that nice car.
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #113 on: September 06, 2015, 06:24:34 PM »

It's time for me to fix supper... bbl.
It's the things you don't think about when you set out to buy a car that windup deciding which one you drive off in.  Nice car.  Gonna appreciate the larger car.  Oh, and what's for dinner?
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #114 on: September 06, 2015, 07:06:07 PM »

It's time for me to fix supper... bbl.
It's the things you don't think about when you set out to buy a car that windup deciding which one you drive off in.  Nice car.  Gonna appreciate the larger car.  Oh, and what's for dinner?
How was the BBQ Mayor?
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #115 on: September 06, 2015, 07:09:02 PM »

Got Tanya Tucker trying to sing the National Anthom  at the NASCAR race, shit she is older than me, Dad and Dean all added together!
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #116 on: September 06, 2015, 07:09:59 PM »

Got Tanya Tucker trying to sing the National Anthom  at the NASCAR race, shit she is older than me, Dad and Dean all added together!
How old is she?  She's sooooo old that...
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #117 on: September 06, 2015, 07:10:59 PM »

Boy was humidor diving said he did not want to smoke an expensive cigar so,settled for a Tat Black. ::).   Thankfully he did say his frugal selection was good. ???
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #118 on: September 06, 2015, 07:11:30 PM »

Got Tanya Tucker trying to sing the National Anthom  at the NASCAR race, shit she is older than me, Dad and Dean all added together!
How old is she?  She's sooooo old that...
Evening CB
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Re: 9/6/2015
« Reply #119 on: September 06, 2015, 07:12:19 PM »

Got Tanya Tucker trying to sing the National Anthom  at the NASCAR race, shit she is older than me, Dad and Dean all added together!
How old is she?  She's sooooo old that...
That......... She ain't self lubricating anymore.
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