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[CigarBanter]

It's Tuesday again!  In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars.  Join in and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard

[A Friend of Charlie]

Evening, muchachos, if any of you are here.  V Lancero and whiskey on the rocks.  The whole world is fucked up, so I'm drinking hard tonight.

Don't be drinking too hard... It's a school night.

Just kidding, brother.  I hope you're ok.

[razgueado]

Evening, muchachos, if any of you are here.  V Lancero and whiskey on the rocks.  The whole world is fucked up, so I'm drinking hard tonight.

Don't be drinking too hard... It's a school night.

Just kidding, brother.  I hope you're ok.

Oh, hell.  I'm fine.  Just annoyed.  So it's a three double-whiskey night.  But that was between 6pm and now, so I'm not remotely drunk.  Just rosy. 

This is the year of Everybody Give Bret A Vehicle.  My dad gave me the diesel Suburban that I use to tow the travel trailer, I got the 1992 Toyota pickup running that an old friend traded me for a futon and a couple old computers.  Then I ended up with the '79 Sportster that my drug-addicted brother forfeited to me when he defaulted on a $400 loan. Now my brother wants to give me a 1994 Ford F-150 and a PT Cruiser (#2 son wants the cruiser), and my mother-in-law is giving the warden her low-mileage Camry.  But the warden doesn't want to give up her 1994 Maxima, because it's a little race car with a new engine that only has 30K miles on it. It's beginning to look like a damned used car lot around here.  Maybe I should call Bad Dad. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Evening, muchachos, if any of you are here.  V Lancero and whiskey on the rocks.  The whole world is fucked up, so I'm drinking hard tonight.

Don't be drinking too hard... It's a school night.

Just kidding, brother.  I hope you're ok.

Oh, hell.  I'm fine.  Just annoyed.  So it's a three double-whiskey night.  But that was between 6pm and now, so I'm not remotely drunk.  Just rosy. 

This is the year of Everybody Give Bret A Vehicle.  My dad gave me the diesel Suburban that I use to tow the travel trailer, I got the 1992 Toyota pickup running that an old friend traded me for a futon and a couple old computers.  Then I ended up with the '79 Sportster that my drug-addicted brother forfeited to me when he defaulted on a $400 loan. Now my brother wants to give me a 1994 Ford F-150 and a PT Cruiser (#2 son wants the cruiser), and my mother-in-law is giving the warden her low-mileage Camry.  But the warden doesn't want to give up her 1994 Maxima, because it's a little race car with a new engine that only has 30K miles on it. It's beginning to look like a damned used car lot around here.  Maybe I should call Bad Dad.

LOL.  He's definitely in the market.  Although if St Louis is too far for him to travel, me thinks Washington will be way out of the question.

[razgueado]

Evening, muchachos, if any of you are here.  V Lancero and whiskey on the rocks.  The whole world is fucked up, so I'm drinking hard tonight.

Don't be drinking too hard... It's a school night.

Just kidding, brother.  I hope you're ok.

Oh, hell.  I'm fine.  Just annoyed.  So it's a three double-whiskey night.  But that was between 6pm and now, so I'm not remotely drunk.  Just rosy. 

This is the year of Everybody Give Bret A Vehicle.  My dad gave me the diesel Suburban that I use to tow the travel trailer, I got the 1992 Toyota pickup running that an old friend traded me for a futon and a couple old computers.  Then I ended up with the '79 Sportster that my drug-addicted brother forfeited to me when he defaulted on a $400 loan. Now my brother wants to give me a 1994 Ford F-150 and a PT Cruiser (#2 son wants the cruiser), and my mother-in-law is giving the warden her low-mileage Camry.  But the warden doesn't want to give up her 1994 Maxima, because it's a little race car with a new engine that only has 30K miles on it. It's beginning to look like a damned used car lot around here.  Maybe I should call Bad Dad.

LOL.  He's definitely in the market.  Although if St Louis is too far for him to travel, me thinks Washington will be way out of the question.

Probably right.  Maybe if I throw in some cigars...

[A Friend of Charlie]

Evening, muchachos, if any of you are here.  V Lancero and whiskey on the rocks.  The whole world is fucked up, so I'm drinking hard tonight.

Don't be drinking too hard... It's a school night.

Just kidding, brother.  I hope you're ok.

Oh, hell.  I'm fine.  Just annoyed.  So it's a three double-whiskey night.  But that was between 6pm and now, so I'm not remotely drunk.  Just rosy. 

This is the year of Everybody Give Bret A Vehicle.  My dad gave me the diesel Suburban that I use to tow the travel trailer, I got the 1992 Toyota pickup running that an old friend traded me for a futon and a couple old computers.  Then I ended up with the '79 Sportster that my drug-addicted brother forfeited to me when he defaulted on a $400 loan. Now my brother wants to give me a 1994 Ford F-150 and a PT Cruiser (#2 son wants the cruiser), and my mother-in-law is giving the warden her low-mileage Camry.  But the warden doesn't want to give up her 1994 Maxima, because it's a little race car with a new engine that only has 30K miles on it. It's beginning to look like a damned used car lot around here.  Maybe I should call Bad Dad.

There are worse problems to have.  Keep the ones you need and sell the rest.  Look at it as extra cigar money. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, how do you like that Suburban?  I've been thinking of getting a large Diesel SUV.

[razgueado]

By the way, how do you like that Suburban?  I've been thinking of getting a large Diesel SUV.

-- Love it.  It gets 18mpg, whether it's pulling the 20' travel trailer or not.  It needs a little body work, but the engine only has about 30K miles on it.  Dad burned up the original engine when an oil pump hose broke - a malady that allegedly never happens.  Cost him $10K to put a new engine in, but it's good for half a million miles if I keep an eye on that hose.  Thing just works, and the boys love travelling in it because they can both stretch out and play video games while I drive.

[A Friend of Charlie]

By the way, how do you like that Suburban?  I've been thinking of getting a large Diesel SUV.

-- Love it.  It gets 18mpg, whether it's pulling the 20' travel trailer or not.  It needs a little body work, but the engine only has about 30K miles on it.  Dad burned up the original engine when an oil pump hose broke - a malady that allegedly never happens.  Cost him $10K to put a new engine in, but it's good for half a million miles if I keep an eye on that hose.  Thing just works, and the boys love travelling in it because they can both stretch out and play video games while I drive.

Now that my littlest ones can get into the last row and buckle themselves, there isn't any more need for a minivan.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Well hot damn, there's a CI jam going on!  Who knew?

[razgueado]

By the way, how do you like that Suburban?  I've been thinking of getting a large Diesel SUV.

-- Love it.  It gets 18mpg, whether it's pulling the 20' travel trailer or not.  It needs a little body work, but the engine only has about 30K miles on it.  Dad burned up the original engine when an oil pump hose broke - a malady that allegedly never happens.  Cost him $10K to put a new engine in, but it's good for half a million miles if I keep an eye on that hose.  Thing just works, and the boys love travelling in it because they can both stretch out and play video games while I drive.

Now that my littlest ones can get into the last row and buckle themselves, there isn't any more need for a minivan.

Amen.  Minivans have their place, but the soonest opportunity to get out of it should be promptly exercised.

[cigarbreath]

Well hot damn, there's a CI jam going on!  Who knew?

Indeed.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Well hot damn, there's a CI jam going on!  Who knew?

Indeed.

Welcome to the party, Mikey.  Sorry to say I have to bow out early because the new working day will be here before you know it.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good night, fellas.

[cigarbreath]

Good night, fellas.

At least there's no 2-fer Tuesday!