I dreamed that I was at my sister's house, and she lived in a mansion. I had to go to the bathroom, so I started searching the house for a bathroom. I kept looking and looking but I couldn't find one. I open this one door, and theirs my minister brother token on a bong. I'm like, "wow, I never expected to see that... pass that thing over here..!" Now I'm high in my dream. I'm still opening different doors and looking for the bathroom. I open this door, and it leads to the basement, so I go down. I open another door, and the room has a fully stocked bar in the back, with pools tables and a video arcade. I figure, "there's got to be a bathroom next to a bar..!" So I start looking all around the room and still can not find a bathroom. I passing this one video arcade game and it says, "test your bathroom skills, 25 cents..!" Test your bathroom skills, what the hell is that...? So I look at the end of the game and there's a toilet with the lid up. A piece of plexiglass is secured over the bowl, and it has a hole the size of a nickle in the middle. I'm thinking, "I can't piss through that little hole, it would make a big mess...!" And I'm high on top of it.... I look at the other end of the video game, and I can see there is another toilet on the other end. I walk to the other end and there's a toilet with the lid down. I'm thinking, "I'll just use this one." I pick up the lid, and the lid will only come up about 8 or 9 inches and then it hits some thing and won't open any further. What the hell is this toilet lid hitting to make it stop opening... So, I get down and look into the toilet to see what the lid is catching on, and a squirt of toilet water shoots out and hits me in the face, and the machine starts saying, "a a a no cheating, a a a no cheating...! And I started laughing my ass off so hard that I woke myself up and still couldn't stop laughing. I thought I'd better really go to the bathroom and I still could not stop laughing. I laughed for about 5 or 10 minutes at 2 a.m. Weird, huh..?
