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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #180 on: August 12, 2015, 01:03:52 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
you could have saved $300 and said, "you don't have anything to wear? fine put that on."   ::)
way ahead of you. that was our first 'confrontation' about the clothes she packed. "not enough panties? don't wear any. tops too hot? just wear a sports bra or one of my tee shirts without a bra." DID NOT GO OVER WELL!
How does the number of panties and bra's change depending on rain or sun?
beats the fuck out of me!
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #181 on: August 12, 2015, 01:06:17 PM »

Well, more yard work... bbl.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #182 on: August 12, 2015, 01:06:38 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
Hey Dean, I like to shop too...!  :)
my too BD, just not with her. it'll be interesting to see what she comes back with.
I do know we will never camp together in a tent again!
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #183 on: August 12, 2015, 01:14:37 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
Hey Dean, I like to shop too...!  :)
my too BD, just not with her. it'll be interesting to see what she comes back with.
I do know we will never camp together in a tent again!
we did warn you about the beans....
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #184 on: August 12, 2015, 01:16:56 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.


Call CB, he can help her out.  He's an expert.  He's been doing nothing for decades now.
Good afternoon KC...
KC?  How the heck did I miss that post?  Ah, I was too busy posting about shaving.  Missed a few posts on that page.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #185 on: August 12, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »

Hello, Flip.  Missed you too somehow.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #186 on: August 12, 2015, 01:19:41 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
Hey Dean, I like to shop too...!  :)
my too BD, just not with her. it'll be interesting to see what she comes back with.
I do know we will never camp together in a tent again!
we did warn you about the beans....
we are too old for tents. just glad we got a huge one, and a queen size air matress. sad to say though that I fell out of it yesterday napping, 22" off the ground. I still think she pushed me but she says she didn't.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #187 on: August 12, 2015, 01:23:43 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #188 on: August 12, 2015, 01:25:57 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
That's hilarious.  That's precisely why I only leave my house to go to an air conditioned hotel.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #189 on: August 12, 2015, 01:37:15 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
That's hilarious.  That's precisely why I only leave my house to go to an air conditioned hotel.
I agree, somewhat. the heat doesn't seem to bother me, but bikerlady gets sick. I've sent her into the Jeep a few times with the A/C cranked to cool off. a small camper is in my future plans, for me, not her.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #190 on: August 12, 2015, 01:44:23 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
Hey Dean, I like to shop too...!  :)
my too BD, just not with her. it'll be interesting to see what she comes back with.
I do know we will never camp together in a tent again!
I bet she will bring you back a cigar...!
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #191 on: August 12, 2015, 01:46:31 PM »

been having a trying time with the bikerlady. she knows NOTHING about sitting still or relaxing. the campground is nice, the beach is great. Padron #3 and coffee going. I gave her a bunch of money and sent her into town for clothing she forgot to pack, told her to have fun, save the needed supplies for last.
Oh, that old "I forgot to bring clothes trick".....and you fell for it?
forecast was for 5 days of thunderstorms, she packed for rain. been 90's and sun. I packed for sun, rain means zip to me. I am hoping she comes back with a few sheer short sundresses.
Jayzus, a few? Did you give her that much money, or are you forgetting you sent her into a beachside  town?
prices are not bad here, surprisingly. I gave her $300 and asked her to get what she wanted. she is VERY frugal, and she knows about how my wife and deadbeats took advantage, she doesn't want to be in the same catagory, but I offerred the money, it wasn't just taken.
Hey Dean, I like to shop too...!  :)
my too BD, just not with her. it'll be interesting to see what she comes back with.
I do know we will never camp together in a tent again!
we did warn you about the beans....
Put some bourbon in with your beans.  What did Spock say to Captain Kirk...?  That's an explosive combination...!
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #192 on: August 12, 2015, 01:51:12 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
I believe they may make tents with air conditioners flaps in them, and also kits to modify your tent for air.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #193 on: August 12, 2015, 02:01:13 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
That's hilarious.  That's precisely why I only leave my house to go to an air conditioned hotel.
Wow - whole new level of redneck.
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Re: 8/12/2015
« Reply #194 on: August 12, 2015, 02:02:38 PM »

speaking of tents: a young couple set up a brand new dome tent fresh out of the box the Monday afternoon. yesterday I noticed they had cut a hole in the back of it and duct taped a brand new air conditioner into the opening mounted on a small folding table. they were gone this morning.
I believe they may make tents with air conditioners flaps in them, and also kits to modify your tent for air.
if it's snowing outside, do you still need the air conditioner - say Maine in October?
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