NASCAR and salt and vinegar potato chips with ginger ale.
I still prefer naked women.
douche chips...
This reminds me of an awful joke I heard on Wednesday.
A grouchy misfit at the bar, called the bartender over and said, "Do you see that old lady sitting at the end of the bar? I want to buy the wrinkled douchebag a drink." The bartender rebuked him for his use of language saying, "We don't speak of people like that around here." "Just the get the old bag a drink on me," the jerk said. So the bartender went up to the lady and told her someone wanted to buy her a drink. She said, "Okay". So the bartender said, "What'll you have?" She said, "I think I'll have a vinegar and water, straight up."