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[cigarbreath]

Good morning 'Merica!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning 'Merica!

Great morning to you, Mikey!  What's on the docket today?

[cigarbreath]

Good morning 'Merica!

Great morning to you, Mikey!  What's on the docket today?

Yo' Tony.  Just the joys of home ownership - mowin' da yard not to be confused with mowing the grass.  Weeds, Sheesh!

[FloridaDean]

I have my temporary registration and plate. at Bryant's for a haircut.

woohoo. I'm a Floridian now!

You got a FL Drivers License?

yep, Monday got my Florida insurance and license, today my temporary registration and tag. woohoo. if it wasn't raining I'd have a celebratory cigar.

[flip from jersey]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

of course, he even ate the mountain lion that he shot.  buffalo is very lean red meat,
just don't over cook it.  my other brothers father in law would go bear hunting, and they would
butcher the bear and make bear chili.   my maternal grandfather used to go hunting with a ladder
and make pasta with baby birds he took from the nest.   

[South Carolina Redfish]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

Did it give him an erection?  Ted appreciates the money he threw away.

Buffalo is good eating though but for $500 + incidental expenses he could have just purchased about 50 pounds ready to eat.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I have my temporary registration and plate. at Bryant's for a haircut.

woohoo. I'm a Floridian now!

You got a FL Drivers License?

yep, Monday got my Florida insurance and license, today my temporary registration and tag. woohoo. if it wasn't raining I'd have a celebratory cigar.

Sounds like you are a genuine FL Kracker now, congratulations!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Damn, already 91 degrees at 10 in the morning!

Better crack out the cool and refreshing adult beverages.

That will occur at 3:00 p.m.

[cigarbreath]

I have my temporary registration and plate. at Bryant's for a haircut.

woohoo. I'm a Floridian now!

You got a FL Drivers License?

yep, Monday got my Florida insurance and license, today my temporary registration and tag. woohoo. if it wasn't raining I'd have a celebratory cigar.

Sounds like you are a genuine FL Kracker now, congratulations!

Dean da Cracka' Bryant.

[cigarbreath]

Damn, already 91 degrees at 10 in the morning!

Better crack out the cool and refreshing adult beverages.

That will occur at 3:00 p.m.

Got those banker's hours.

[A Friend of Charlie]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

of course, he even ate the mountain lion that he shot.  buffalo is very lean red meat,
just don't over cook it.  my other brothers father in law would go bear hunting, and they would
butcher the bear and make bear chili.   my maternal grandfather used to go hunting with a ladder
and make pasta with baby birds he took from the nest.

Baby pigeons?  Do they even exist?  I think they hatch as adults.  I've seen millions of pigeons in my life and never a baby one.  Hmmm.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I have my temporary registration and plate. at Bryant's for a haircut.

woohoo. I'm a Floridian now!

You got a FL Drivers License?

yep, Monday got my Florida insurance and license, today my temporary registration and tag. woohoo. if it wasn't raining I'd have a celebratory cigar.

I thought you had a covered area for smoking?  Was that the old place?  I get confused.

[cigarbreath]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

of course, he even ate the mountain lion that he shot.  buffalo is very lean red meat,
just don't over cook it.  my other brothers father in law would go bear hunting, and they would
butcher the bear and make bear chili.   my maternal grandfather used to go hunting with a ladder
and make pasta with baby birds he took from the nest.

Baby pigeons?  Do they even exist?  I think they hatch as adults.  I've seen millions of pigeons in my life and never a baby one.  Hmmm.

What, you never heard of spontaneous pigeon incarnation?

[flip from jersey]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

Did it give him an erection?  Ted appreciates the money he threw away.

Buffalo is good eating though but for $500 + incidental expenses he could have just purchased about 50 pounds ready to eat.

it was close to 900lbs

[flip from jersey]

you can eat the buffalo, not exactly the toughest thing to hunt though.  they just stand there in large herds.  I think my youngest brother paid like $500 for the ability to shoot one on Ted Turner's ranch out in Montana.  he did say they just stand there, so he used an antique black powder rifle to make it sporting.   good morning boys...

Did he eat it?  Good morning, Flip.

of course, he even ate the mountain lion that he shot.  buffalo is very lean red meat,
just don't over cook it.  my other brothers father in law would go bear hunting, and they would
butcher the bear and make bear chili.   my maternal grandfather used to go hunting with a ladder
and make pasta with baby birds he took from the nest.

Baby pigeons?  Do they even exist?  I think they hatch as adults.  I've seen millions of pigeons in my life and never a baby one.  Hmmm.

nope starlings or robins.  would occasionally take him to the live chicken market on Bay Street in Staten Island for squab, and other such things, sometimes a chicken. this is the same grandfather who I brought a 16lb lobster to.