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[A Friend of Charlie]

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.

Sounds like a good plan to me!

Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.

Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.

You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...

TWSS

Who, Caitlyn?

TWH/SS

TWH/S/I/S.

See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.

Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.

On the contrary, you are being inclusive.  H/S/I's all recognized as "persons".  Gender blind, just like HR taught you.

Just so long as I can stop being gender-blind when I'm at a bar. It's tough enough with beer goggles.

Just feel around and make sure there's nothing there before you start making out.  Of course, you'll wind up missing out on the chicks with large labia.  Small price to pay.

The labia can be sussed out, it's the women with large clitori that you miss out on. Better safe than sorry.

LMFAO!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Thought about saving it for Tuesday but...

[Threebean]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Sorry, what was I thinking?

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

Especially about that night at the Cabaret Royale when I was at the table next to Michael Irvin. I do not want those gaps filled in. I paid for it for months.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

Past. We're in traffic on the freeway.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

Past. We're in traffic on the freeway.

Ahhh, that 'splains it.  They won't let you light up in there?

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

Past. We're in traffic on the freeway.

Ahhh, that 'splains it.  They won't let you light up in there?

Not a chance.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

Past. We're in traffic on the freeway.

Ahhh, that 'splains it.  They won't let you light up in there?

Not a chance.

I bet if it were a spliff there'd be no objections.  Friggin' commies!

[razgueado]

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.

Today?

Bret's a musician and has been "exposed" to the kinds of things that make you lose short term memory.  Not entirely his fault.

If half what I remember really happened, I do NOT want to know what I can't remember.

You driving the van home tonight?

No. Riding in it.

It's gotta be close to quitting time, no?

Past. We're in traffic on the freeway.

Ahhh, that 'splains it.  They won't let you light up in there?

Not a chance.

I bet if it were a spliff there'd be no objections.  Friggin' commies!

The driver would object unless we let him join in, and that just opens an ugly can of worms.