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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #300 on: July 30, 2015, 06:11:41 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
Pool that is.  Sounds like a good time was had by one and all at the herf deep in the heart of Texas.  No jr?
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #301 on: July 30, 2015, 06:12:31 PM »

Raz, take you -isms and -nists and GFY!  Oh, and your tribulations too.
Hey, Sly brought it up!
Blame on the other guy who happens not to be here.
My mama didn't raise no fool.
Yeah, and she dresses you funnt too.
Sure, blame the dead lady.
That's a low blow and TWSS
Is that a short joke?
jwacky joke.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #302 on: July 30, 2015, 06:12:38 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #303 on: July 30, 2015, 06:13:19 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
Pool that is.  Sounds like a good time was had by one and all at the herf deep in the heart of Texas.  No jr?
We were in Austin a pretty long haul for JR
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #304 on: July 30, 2015, 06:15:14 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #305 on: July 30, 2015, 06:16:56 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
Pool that is.  Sounds like a good time was had by one and all at the herf deep in the heart of Texas.  No jr?
We were in Austin a pretty long haul for JR
Tru dat being west of San Antonio and all.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #306 on: July 30, 2015, 06:23:24 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #307 on: July 30, 2015, 06:23:59 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #308 on: July 30, 2015, 06:33:04 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #309 on: July 30, 2015, 07:01:53 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #310 on: July 30, 2015, 07:18:31 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.
On the contrary, you are being inclusive.  H/S/I's all recognized as "persons".  Gender blind, just like HR taught you.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #311 on: July 30, 2015, 07:20:00 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.
On the contrary, you are being inclusive.  H/S/I's all recognized as "persons".  Gender blind, just like HR taught you.
Just so long as I can stop being gender-blind when I'm at a bar. It's tough enough with beer goggles.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #312 on: July 30, 2015, 07:30:05 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.
On the contrary, you are being inclusive.  H/S/I's all recognized as "persons".  Gender blind, just like HR taught you.
Just so long as I can stop being gender-blind when I'm at a bar. It's tough enough with beer goggles.
Just feel around and make sure there's nothing there before you start making out.  Of course, you'll wind up missing out on the chicks with large labia.  Small price to pay.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #313 on: July 30, 2015, 07:36:49 PM »



I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
Mine has never been above 88 in 5 years and it is 87 now which is about perfect for me.
You must have a lot of shade.  Or maybe you must have a really big one...
TWSS
Who, Caitlyn?
TWH/SS
TWH/S/I/S.
See you worked that neuter pronoun in there.
Which, in the infinite logic of the modern world, will get me branded a bigot for referring to a human as a thing. People want to be different without being different.
On the contrary, you are being inclusive.  H/S/I's all recognized as "persons".  Gender blind, just like HR taught you.
Just so long as I can stop being gender-blind when I'm at a bar. It's tough enough with beer goggles.
Just feel around and make sure there's nothing there before you start making out.  Of course, you'll wind up missing out on the chicks with large labia.  Small price to pay.

The labia can be sussed out, it's the women with large clitori that you miss out on. Better safe than sorry.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #314 on: July 30, 2015, 07:37:27 PM »

Jayzus, it's crass in here today.
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