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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #255 on: July 30, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #256 on: July 30, 2015, 04:00:50 PM »

It's ominous here but I'm hoping to be able to smoke a cigar on the way home.  May go with something unbanded I have in my portable humi.

Hey, did Fish ever hazzuh or did he just split?  Fucker.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #257 on: July 30, 2015, 04:01:46 PM »

Mother Phucker - got a must show up damn meeting at 3:00 this afternoon, hopefully less than 15 minutes.
Is that with the little server in the black dress and her friends?
No, it is with the #2 Bitch in this office.
Hmmm, a must-attend meeting at your clock-out time with the #2 bitch, which probably means something the #1 bitch doesn't want to handle.  Should be interesting.
Oh I know what it is and it is same song 53rd verse again, everyone has to be there.  #1 is a He but he is trying to make this bitch appear to have a purpose.
A purpose? There's only the one good one I can think of. 
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #258 on: July 30, 2015, 04:03:10 PM »

Hillbilly Houseboat: Hilarious, Bologna, Cat-fishing & Bluegrass ... the Moron Brothers

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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #259 on: July 30, 2015, 04:07:45 PM »

98 Hot-Azz Degrees here right now and feels like 101
/// When I got up this morning, it was 80F with 79% RH ... should have opened up all my humidors for a bit.
Was hoping to have a JdN 1970 Antano with my coffee, outdoors, but then suddenly deep gray clouds of strange shapes and sizes rolled in casting darkness over the DC area.  A strong ragged lightning bolt, like a bold pillar of light, flashed from the leading edge of the front to the earth.  A woman in front of the supermarket (dressed in store uniform obviously on her break), danced around waving her arms and her Afro bouncing about, shouting, "Show them your power!  Show them your power, Lord!"  The Doors began sounding in my head, "This is the end ... this is the end, my friend ..."  Mighty strange moment, then cars scampered, rushing down the road to get home or back to the office before the deluge hit ... ooop ... too late.  Made it home, severe thunderstorm warning for the area ... the way those clouds looked, I'm surprised that there wasn't a tornado hiding in them.
So, exactly how much whiskey did you add to that coffee?  :P  Hi Sly!
The Rapture!
  I think the Warning is coming first, then the Chastisement, then the Rapture ... I think I got it right, but don't quote me on that ...
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #260 on: July 30, 2015, 04:12:39 PM »

98 Hot-Azz Degrees here right now and feels like 101
/// When I got up this morning, it was 80F with 79% RH ... should have opened up all my humidors for a bit.
Was hoping to have a JdN 1970 Antano with my coffee, outdoors, but then suddenly deep gray clouds of strange shapes and sizes rolled in casting darkness over the DC area.  A strong ragged lightning bolt, like a bold pillar of light, flashed from the leading edge of the front to the earth.  A woman in front of the supermarket (dressed in store uniform obviously on her break), danced around waving her arms and her Afro bouncing about, shouting, "Show them your power!  Show them your power, Lord!"  The Doors began sounding in my head, "This is the end ... this is the end, my friend ..."  Mighty strange moment, then cars scampered, rushing down the road to get home or back to the office before the deluge hit ... ooop ... too late.  Made it home, severe thunderstorm warning for the area ... the way those clouds looked, I'm surprised that there wasn't a tornado hiding in them.
stay away from the shrooms my friend.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #261 on: July 30, 2015, 04:14:12 PM »

98 Hot-Azz Degrees here right now and feels like 101
/// When I got up this morning, it was 80F with 79% RH ... should have opened up all my humidors for a bit.
Was hoping to have a JdN 1970 Antano with my coffee, outdoors, but then suddenly deep gray clouds of strange shapes and sizes rolled in casting darkness over the DC area.  A strong ragged lightning bolt, like a bold pillar of light, flashed from the leading edge of the front to the earth.  A woman in front of the supermarket (dressed in store uniform obviously on her break), danced around waving her arms and her Afro bouncing about, shouting, "Show them your power!  Show them your power, Lord!"  The Doors began sounding in my head, "This is the end ... this is the end, my friend ..."  Mighty strange moment, then cars scampered, rushing down the road to get home or back to the office before the deluge hit ... ooop ... too late.  Made it home, severe thunderstorm warning for the area ... the way those clouds looked, I'm surprised that there wasn't a tornado hiding in them.
stay away from the shrooms my friend.
You're no fun.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #262 on: July 30, 2015, 04:15:05 PM »

98 Hot-Azz Degrees here right now and feels like 101
/// When I got up this morning, it was 80F with 79% RH ... should have opened up all my humidors for a bit.
Was hoping to have a JdN 1970 Antano with my coffee, outdoors, but then suddenly deep gray clouds of strange shapes and sizes rolled in casting darkness over the DC area.  A strong ragged lightning bolt, like a bold pillar of light, flashed from the leading edge of the front to the earth.  A woman in front of the supermarket (dressed in store uniform obviously on her break), danced around waving her arms and her Afro bouncing about, shouting, "Show them your power!  Show them your power, Lord!"  The Doors began sounding in my head, "This is the end ... this is the end, my friend ..."  Mighty strange moment, then cars scampered, rushing down the road to get home or back to the office before the deluge hit ... ooop ... too late.  Made it home, severe thunderstorm warning for the area ... the way those clouds looked, I'm surprised that there wasn't a tornado hiding in them.
So, exactly how much whiskey did you add to that coffee?  :P  Hi Sly!
The Rapture!
  I think the Warning is coming first, then the Chastisement, then the Rapture ... I think I got it right, but don't quote me on that ...
Huh, all the crap going on in the world and we haven't even been WARNED yet?  sheesh, someone's not paying attention.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #263 on: July 30, 2015, 04:15:54 PM »

98 Hot-Azz Degrees here right now and feels like 101
/// When I got up this morning, it was 80F with 79% RH ... should have opened up all my humidors for a bit.
Was hoping to have a JdN 1970 Antano with my coffee, outdoors, but then suddenly deep gray clouds of strange shapes and sizes rolled in casting darkness over the DC area.  A strong ragged lightning bolt, like a bold pillar of light, flashed from the leading edge of the front to the earth.  A woman in front of the supermarket (dressed in store uniform obviously on her break), danced around waving her arms and her Afro bouncing about, shouting, "Show them your power!  Show them your power, Lord!"  The Doors began sounding in my head, "This is the end ... this is the end, my friend ..."  Mighty strange moment, then cars scampered, rushing down the road to get home or back to the office before the deluge hit ... ooop ... too late.  Made it home, severe thunderstorm warning for the area ... the way those clouds looked, I'm surprised that there wasn't a tornado hiding in them.
stay away from the shrooms my friend.
You're no fun.
+1  shrooms are organic.  stay away from the Lysergic Acid.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #264 on: July 30, 2015, 04:16:27 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
I don't take showers that hot.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #265 on: July 30, 2015, 04:19:05 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
I don't take showers that hot.
Been meaning to talk to you about that...
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #266 on: July 30, 2015, 04:19:50 PM »

It's ominous here but I'm hoping to be able to smoke a cigar on the way home.  May go with something unbanded I have in my portable humi.

Hey, did Fish ever hazzuh or did he just split?  Fucker.
You can smoke under an umbrella.  picked anything yet?  getting ready to leave myself and am trying to make a selection myself.
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #267 on: July 30, 2015, 04:21:49 PM »

It's ominous here but I'm hoping to be able to smoke a cigar on the way home.  May go with something unbanded I have in my portable humi.

Hey, did Fish ever hazzuh or did he just split?  Fucker.
You can smoke under an umbrella.  picked anything yet?  getting ready to leave myself and am trying to make a selection myself.
I'm definitely smoking something.  I can't recall what I have with me.  I'll smoke the smallest stick I have though.  I'll report back if I can.  It may be difficult to banter with an umbrella.   :D
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #268 on: July 30, 2015, 04:24:23 PM »

I am packing my chit up so soon as that hopefully 10 minute meeting is over I can get my azz out of here until Monday.   Gong home to mix a drink get in the pool and light a seagar.
Sounds like a good plan to me!
Indeed.  Our pool water is 94 deg (maybe higher now), so tough to feel refreshed.  Should mount a soap dish.
I don't take showers that hot.
Been meaning to talk to you about that...
LALTS
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Re: 7/30/2015
« Reply #269 on: July 30, 2015, 04:24:40 PM »

It's ominous here but I'm hoping to be able to smoke a cigar on the way home.  May go with something unbanded I have in my portable humi.

Hey, did Fish ever hazzuh or did he just split?  Fucker.
You can smoke under an umbrella.  picked anything yet?  getting ready to leave myself and am trying to make a selection myself.
I'm definitely smoking something.  I can't recall what I have with me.  I'll smoke the smallest stick I have though.  I'll report back if I can.  It may be difficult to banter with an umbrella.   :D
Yes, I can see juggling an umbrella, cigar and cell phone would probably not end well.  But notice I prioritized....
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