Headline - Nude Man Found Drinking Beer in Barn With Pigs on Neighbor's Farm, Police Say.
At least we now know what kept Scott busy yesterday.
They said, "Scott, wasn't good enough to eat with pigs!", I stuck up for him and said,
"No, he's good enough to drink with them though, and so they wouldn't feel under dressed,
he took off all his clothes!"
Hello, one and all....